Soundwave... one of my most valuable and loyal Decepticons....  Not exactly a warrior but without you and your shiny mini army in your chest... I can't think of where I would be.....
An army in my chest?  Has he been watching big breasted porn again?  Why is he looking at my chest...?  Hey!  Is he hitting on me?
Yes, mighty Megatron?
I am going to die soon.... In the year 2005, I kill Optimus Prime but I am severely damaged and Star Scream, that jerk, tosses me to Unicron where I get reformated to a crazy Galvatron and run off with
Aw... I hate when he gets like this.  This has been going on since the Transformer movie got downloaded into his head as a joke.....  Damn Minicons - no respect for GI... guess I gotta play along.
I guess what I am saying is... I never really got to have a chance to talk with you.  Never asked what you thought.  Your hopes and dreams....
Must I play along? Well, it might be fun to take the piss out of him....
Well... first off, it was really stupid to follow the Autobots to Earth - I mean, without their leader, Cybertron was yours.  Energon search would've been easier.  And now lets talk about your form - a gun!  Haven't you ever heard guns don't kill people - people do? Talk about being a robotic slut!
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As I was saying.... And I'm happy I never did......
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Uhh.... Nimoy made you sound really cool as Galvatron, though...?
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This isn't about Reality Shows that take good jobs from actors!  NO!  THIS IS ABOUT TOYS IN LIFE!!!!
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