Wow - I remember you! How was your holiday?  You're here early - the mall isn't quite open yet.....
How nice of you to blatantly lie!  Of course you don't remember me!  It's been a long time since I met you and most average consumers don't remember what they buy much less saw after 2 months.  Hence many "where did this come from?" arguements when the credit card bills come in.  And I'm here to promote myself. There is still a lot me on the toys shelves and since my tv attempt didn't do anything I'm here to sign autographs if anyone should ask....
Well... good luck finding that sale.  Maybe you'll get a great bargain....
I don't blame him for not listening - he might not be smart and the strain of dealing with annoying relatives and bratty kids probably drove him to his limits.  Ah! Here comes the After-Christmas crowds!  Returning the stuff they got yesterday!  The same stuff that was lovingly selected by a loved one!  This is the only time of year where I can enjoy the fact that materialism has no pity!  With any luck, all that Star Wars merchandise will be thrusted back to make way for Transquito!!
VOOSH!!!!!*
*voosh is the sound of how quickly the shopping places fill up on big shopping days.... and yes, this is a slow  mall., that's why it isn't full when it first opened......
Hel..help.......
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