Humour/Jokes
1,2,3
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Job Interview
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The Hat Seller
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The Pastor's Donkey
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10 Inches of Snow
Santa and Banta are best friends. Santa has very good job but Banta is jobless. They decide that they'll apply together for the next job. On day of the interview, Santa tells Banta that he will go inside first and answer all questions except the last one and after coming out he would tell Banta all the questions & answers. So when Banta will go and answer there, he will get the Job. So, Santa goes in. EMPLOYER: When did India get independence? SANTA: Efforts started in 1857, but got freedom in 1947. EMPLOYER: Good. Who is India's Prime Minister ? SANTA: It changes daily and these days its Atal Bihari Vajpayee. EMPLOYER: OK. What is India's population? SANTA: (He was not to reply last one so he says) Good Question, Research is going on, and when I know, I will tell you Sir. Now he comes out and tells Banta all questions and answers. In a state of nervousness, Banta remembers all answers but forgot the questions. He goes in now. EMPLOYER: When were you born? BANTA: Efforts started in 1857, but got freedom in 1947. EMPLOYER: What???? Who is your father? BANTA: It changes daily and these days its Atal Bihari Vajpayee. EMPLOYER: Employer is upset now. Are you mad Mr. Banta? BANTA: Good Question, Research is going on, and when I know, I will tell you Sir.
