The Treehouse
Welcome, friends (to use the term loosely), to The Treehouse, the coolest place in the world! (Wait, that's Antarctica...)
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Treehouse rules
(read these verrrrrrrry carefully... they will govern the way you are to act while in The Treehouse. THE POWER!!!!! Ah ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!):Treehouse rule #1:
Please pull the ladder up after you climb up.
Treehouse rule #2:
Please put the ladder back down before you try to climb back down. (Oops!)
Treehouse rule #3:
No bad jokes. Just really weird ones.
Treehouse rule #4:
The official language to be used will hereby be referred to as "Elephant Latin". This is not to be confused with "Elven Latin", although they are related. Cousins, I think.
Treehouse rule #5:
Anyone who cannot speak Elephant Latin will hereby- Wait, nobody can speak it. Not even I can... Oh well, we'll just make it up as we go along.
Treehouse rule #6:
All Treehouse dues are to be payed in full every February 31, at 25:00 sharp.
Treehouse rule #7:
Note I did not say how much the dues were. That's probably because there are none!!!
Treehouse rule #8:
All (acceptable) Treehouse artwork/stories will be put up for everyone to see. After that we'll throw it away when you're not looking!
Treehouse rule #9:
Use of Pig Latin is not acceptable and expressly prohibited. Especially since we're not supposed to get dirty.
Treehouse rule #10:
Anyone caught speaking Pig Latin (and is caught) will have to do something really really stupid, depending on how evil and sadistic the other people in The Treehouse are.
Treehouse rule #11:
Why in the world the "The" in "The Treehouse" is capitalized, no one will ever know. It's the long-forgotten secret of The Ancient Treehouse Builders, who, as you can see, also capitalized their "The" 's. For more on this see the footnote*. If that doesn't help, try the handnote. But it's not as fun.
* Footnote: This is what is known as a footnote. They're to help you understand something from the ordinary text. Unfortunately, there is nothing to be learned in this footnote for two reasons:
1. Footnotes are stupid.
2. If there was anything to be learned about the "long-forgotten secret" of The Ancient Treehouse Builders anyway, then it wouldn't be a "long-forgotten secret"!
This is known as the bottom of the page. There is no reason for this, except that if there were no bottom of the page the page would have no bottom and it would never end and it would go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on............................................................................. We should be so lucky!