My bed calls me
By Joseph Dunlap
My bed calls me
It says "Joseph"
Which is my name
No wait...
Yeah that's my name
My first middle name actually
So my bed was wrong.
I'm going to beat it up now.
Ouch.
My bed calls me
It says "Time to sleep"
It decides to call me "Thomas"
Which is my second middle name.
It doesn't realize
That I don't go by Thomas
But that's ok.
Some people do.
Whatever.
My bed calls me
This time it sends me an IM
And I'm like, "freaky,
My computer has the internet"
Then I realize it's not my bed
In fact, it's quite the opposite
It's my long-lost pickle
Ah, pickle.
Yay.
My bed calls me
It says "William Joseph Thomas Dunlap!"
This time it's got me
'Cuz that's my name.
How did it know my name?
That is just one of the many mysteries of the known Universe.
Like I care.
I'm going to bed.
Yawn.
Plaigerism is bad. It steals the ideas of others and claims to have said them first. It's lying. It's also illegal. I wrote this. You may quote portions of it if you like, but please be honest. -Joseph Dunlap