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| Why I Think Life Would Be Easier If I Was A Guy | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 1) I would be able to kill bees. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 2) I could be impatient and an asshole and still people would idolize and adore me. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 3) If I had sex with half the school, I wouldn't be considered a slut, I'd be considered to be god | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 4) I could just roll out of bed and run a brush through my hair once, and still look good (sometimes...) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 5) Loud burping/farting in public. Need I say more? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 6) The more you weigh, the sexier you seem... sometimes. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 7) I could be ready to go somewhere and looking hott in 15 minutes flat. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 8) NO PMS!!! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 9) When I would get into a fight, it wouldn't be considered a "slap session" or a "chick fight". | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 10) I could be caught doing loser laps by girls eating pizza in the mall, and also be followed and "shopped" for in any department store. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 11) I could sit with my legs far apart and my arms everywhere, cramping everyone esle, but still not be considered "ready and willing" | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 12. I wouldn't be called a slut by all my ex-boyfriends friends because I shot him down for sex and he wanted to make himself look bigger. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 13. No one ever asks (constantly) to see guy-on-guy. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 14. I could pee anywhere! (like *ah hem* a bottle... lol) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| So in conclusion, even though I love being born a girl, I think life would be MUCH easier if I were a guy. (In these ways anyway.) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Yes, some of these ARE inside jokes, but I think every girl that reads these will be laughing and nodding their heads! Right girls??? Haha. Love you all! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||