1) PEOPLE WHO SEND ONLY CHAIN LETTERS (I admit, I send chain letters every now and then, but when that is all you send, it gets old!! Come on people! Write an e-mail.. it's not THAT hard.)
2)PEOPLE WHO SAY "I'LL CALL YOU" BUT NEVER DO (Why say it if you don't mean it? I mean, come on guys, if you're not going to call, don't say you will. I don't have time to sit by the phone, I have parties to go to!)
3)PEOPLE WHO BRAG ABOUT MONEY (Sure... you have it... big deal. I have press on nails and a push-up bra, does that make me Britney Spears??? NO!!!)
4)* PEOPLE WHO DWELL ON SOMETHING REALLY SMALL FOR HOURS JUST TO GET ATTENTION (okay, if it's something kind of important, I see dwelling for about ten minutes or so, but hours?? Come on, life goes on... the world turns...it ain't gonna stop for small problems, so why should you?
5) PEOPLE WHO HEADBANG IN THEIR CAR AT STOPLIGHTS (Can you tell me this... do you ACTUALLY think it is cool to bang your head up and down, and look like a total spaz, while almost knocking yourself out on the steering wheel in the process. I mean... really!!!)
6)* PEOPLE WHO RACE CARS FOR A LIVING (As my science teacher would tell you...not only is it a waste of gas, but it's totally senseless and a waste of money. Isn't running around in circles for dogs and lab rats? I just don't get it... and anything that includes a "pitstop" has lost my attention totally.)
7)DISCRIMINATORS (Now this is a VERY strong subject for me. I'll just tell you this... I had to do a report on Discrimination Against Minorities, and I had so much to say it was 11 pages on size 10 font. The thing is... the paper only had to be 2 pages long. If you want to hear some of these views.. e-mail me)
8)* PEOPLE WHO GET MAD/START FIGHTS "FOR FUN" (It's REALLY aggravating, all the people are just complete assholes. They start fights for NO reason, and then sit back and watch the fireworks. And what happens to them? NOTHING. They get a bit of entertainment from something that causes other people so much trouble and pain.)
9) PEOPLE WHO MAKE FARTING NOISES IN PUBLIC (I mean... do you HAVE a life? that kinda sounds like a redneck joke.. If you are in a public restaurant cracking up because you or someone else is next to you making farting noises, you might be a redneck. I mean... COME ON people! And half those noises aren't Really funny!)
10) PEOPLE WHO HANG UP AFTER THE BEEP ON AN ANSWERING MACHINE (Let's get this straight right here and now.. and I'll put it in simple terms for you farting-noise-maker-redneck-race-car driving-maniacs out there. If your gonna call and leave a message, then SAY SOMETHING after the beep... if your not gonna talk, hang up during the message. And if your just one of those people who said "I'll call you" and actually kept thier word... nevermind... I'll tell you when I find you [if ever])
11)* PEOPLE WHO DON'T USE DIRECTIONAL LIGHTS (Not only is this ILLEGAL, but it's stupid. You gonna turn, then tell someone, unless you want to be booted in the arse, (which you might like... who knows) I suggest you turn on the LIGHTS!)
12) PEOPLE WHO GIVE YOU MORE THAN TWO THINGS TO DO, BUT NEVER TELL YOU WHICH IS THE MOST IMPORTANT(Don't worry, I'm psychic, I love reading your mind... WTF! Do you actually believe a person holds off the most important thing till last? Well, point taken... nm.)
13) PEOPLE WHO CAN'T KEEP STILL ON THE PHONE(My brother was talking on the phone for at least 30 minutes, and the whole time he walked past me about 30 times! He'd walk to his room, then the kitchen and back and do it over. My mom would play with her feet or do something else that's just plain annoying. I mean... keep friggen still! It's really not that hard, just don't freakin move... at all!!!)
14) * PEOPLE WILL GO TO A WEBSITE AND SIGN THE GUEST BOOK WITH THINGS THAT ARE MEAN OR HURTFUL(what is the point to go to a site and then just put something not nice in the guest book. People spend a lot of time working on their page and this person comes along and says something bad about the page.)
15)* WHEN PEOPLE TAKE A LOT OF TIME E-MAILING SOMEONE AND THEY JUST DON'T WRITE BACK.(all that time goes into writing something and that person won't take a few min. to write back. That is so rude.)
16) PEOPLE WHO DON'T DO THEIR DAMN JOB. (People who want to do something, but then fool around and don't get anything done annoy the crap out of me. I am not that coordinated, but even I can fool around and get a job done at the same time. COME ON! If I can, everyone else damn well can!)
17) WHEN SEARCH ENGINES GIVE YOU PAGES THAT AREN'T THERE (What the hell.. it's not like we're gonna write "this page could not be found" on our social studies paper on hookers unions? *don't ask*)
18) WHEN YOU ARE TALKING AND YOU FORGET WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, OR YOU'RE TALKING TO SOMEONE AND YOU SAY SOMETHING UNRELATED AND THEN TRY TO GO BACK TO THE ORIGINAL CONVERSATION BUT YOU CAN'T BECAUSE BOTH OF YOU FORGOT WHAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT (Umm.. this is kinda self explanatory, but don't you hate that? I mean... i could have been talking about something really... oh wait.. i'm sorry.. I forgot what i was saying...)
19) PEOPLE WHO HAVE THE GUTS TO SAY A BUNCH OF SHIT ABOUT YOU ON A GUESTBOOK, BUT THEN DON'T LEAVE ANY CLUE OF WHO THEY ARE.(alright people.. I have NO problem with you bitching about or to me... I advice you not to, but hell... if you want to get the piss knocked out of you... have fun and mess with me.. I'm sure you're parents will love the trips to the hospital to see you!)
20) PEOPLE WHO CALL YOU AND THEN HAVE NOTHING TO SAY SO YOU JUST SIT THERE AND LISTEN TO EACH OTHER BREATHE (yup.. so you're lungs are working fine.. you're breathing fine.. now FRIGGEN SAY SOMETHING.. i mean.. sometimes it's sweet just to know someone is there.. but hell if you see me everyday, and most of all day, and then call to listen to me breathe.. umm yea.. i'm here, i'm alive.. i'll cya tomorrow.. *click*)
