Riding with ___ Swinney-o, he's the only cop I've ever known,
He started in Gulf Shores, ya know, must've been a thousand years ago.
He used to be the best they say at riding young wild women for his pay,
His silver star is rusty now, lord, we wish he'd try to settle down,
We used to tell him...
Ride 'em Swinney! Don't let 'em throw ya down,
You won't get no nookie if you're on the ground,
We told him, ride 'em Swinney! Don't let 'em throw ya down,
You're the toughest cop in this town.
He'd always been a rambling kind of boy,
But now there's no place left to go,
What is he supposed to do?
Now he's left out in the cold.
Ride 'em Swinney! Don't let 'em throw ya down,
You won't get no nookie if you're on the ground,
We told him, "Ride 'em Swinney! Don't let 'em throw ya down!
You're the toughest cop in this town!"