| Freeza vs. Goku |
| Freeza vs. Goku By Freeza I was walking home when someone tapped me on the shoulder. I turned around, It was Goku. " Yea?" I said. " You cock sucker! You killed my buddy Broli!" yelled Goku. " Your Buddy? Oh I see, you and Broli are queers." I said. " I'm not gay, my boyfriend is," said Goku," Anyway, I'm going to kick your ass!" I walked up to him, said," Is that a promise?" and punched Goku in the nose. He fell to the ground. "Pussy ass son of a bitch" yelled Goku and cheep shouted me in the family jewels. Goku powered up and shot an energy ball at me. I moved just in time. The ball left a hole in my front yard. " You can kick me in the balls all you want but nobody messes with my property!" I yelled and shot a kikoho at his arm, blowing it off. I powered up and Blew his head off with my kikoho. "Ha!" I said and took $500 out of Goku's pocket and pulled his spacepod into my garage. |
| Freeza won because Goku did not wright a battle. Freeza stole $500, but the story was not good enough for him to steal spacepod. |