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| Ninja Celine |
| Ninja Celine is Celine's ninja alter ego. ( SN: ninja_celine ) You do not want to mess with Ninja Celine. Some indications that Celine is in ninja mode include: A) You cannot see her and she is sneaking up behind you, and is about to gut you like a fish. B) You can see her and she is out in the open, performing useless acrobatics and stuff that is entirely unbecoming of a real ninja. C) You hear several large shurikens (see far left) whistle into the wall past your ear. This may not be Celine- it may also be another ninja. Gear: Big Nife- pictured near left. Shurikens- pictured far left. (AKA throwing stars.) Ninja Suit- pictured, not shown. You can't see it in the photo. Bunch of weapons- see below left. Smoke bombs- not shown. Scarf- a giant red scarf, not shown. Celine wears this to look like a badass but really makes herself an easy headshot for snipers. Celine received her ninja training during her two-month tour of duty in the Libyan Special Forces. She was kicked out of both the ninja training and the special forces, as well as the entire country of Libya, because she was being herself- annoying. Pictured at left is Celine in her heavy battle armor- ninja variety. Also note the cool stripes on her cheeks and the fact that her hair is tied back, to prevent her hair from getting caught in her weaponry. She is chewing on a grain stalk, BTW. Often the last thing Ninja Celine's victims see and hear, this chilling noise and image of two cuts through the night is often enough to take down the mightiest of targets in an extremely cheap manner. You got a problem? Take it up with the ninja. |
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