| CELIASAYS - "A Better Kind of Tomorrow" |
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| Choose CeliaSays for your party vote in this months general elections and we'll guarantee YOU a better kind of tomorrow. Just imagine a country run the CeliaSays way. With Agents DeLuntarsh, Pink Loose China and Tom (HAnks) also in office lending a helping hand, New Zealand WILL be a much better place. So vote CeliaSays, it's the ONLY alternative. |
| "I may not have run New Zealand before, but I did run the United States for a week back in 1997 while Bill took the family to Hawaii." -Celia |
| "If I could give my crown to anyone, it'd be Celia." -Queen Elizabeth II |
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| " If we get in, I invisage a new type of parliament, a parliament a lot like our St.Albans office, where the coffee never runs out, and the fun is endless. I'm the master of organised fun, did you know that?" - Tom (Hanks) |
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| "Celia?! She's the top! She's the colleseum! She's the top! She's the Louve Museum! She the melody on a symphony by...what was his name?...oh yes, Strauss!" -George W.Bush, US President/ Kentucky Champion speed typer 1979 |
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| "Celia's running for Prime Minister? No, this can't happen. I can't believe this...is it too late for me to pull out?" - CURRENT PM, HELEN CLARKE |
| "If I get into Parliment, I promise free Kinder Eggs for Everyone!" - Agent DeLunTrash |
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| "Hi, I'm Bob Saget. I haven't asked her yet. but I'm sure that if Celia becomes PM, she'll bring Full House Back." -Bob Saget. Television has-been |
| FOR A BETTER KIND OF TOMORROW VOTE CELIASAYS (and don't worry, we won't bring Full House back) |
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