| THE AGENTS RECENT TRIP TO EUROPE -A DOCUMENTATION |
| Agent Pink Loose China and myself have just returned from the UK where we were sent on business, to interview Sting. We thought it�d be nice to tell you about our trip. We arrived, ready to interview sting at 10.45 am on Tuesday. So at 10.45 on the Tuesday, we arrived at Stings house and rang the bell. But no one answered. So we knocked. But no one answered. So Pink loose China sent me round the back to have a look and see if anyone was there. So I went round the back and looked into the kitchen, but no one was there. We concluded at that point that no one was home. A bit bamboozled we wondered what to do next, so we sent a text message to Celia. Celia told us to use our imaginations. So we went to Victoria Beckhams� house. She was in. She offered us lemonade. Her son, Brooklyn was sat in the corner eating something mushy, he smeared it all over the walls. Victoria saw it and laughed, called her son a genius and took a photo of it for his daddy to see. It was at that point we decided to leave. Wandering down a country lane we then wondered what we should do. We were in the middle of nowhere somewhere in Somerset. It was at that point we started to play that old favourite of ours; �Tap the song�. 'Tap the Song' originated in 1997 on a trip to Tibet. While trekking over the mountains on cthe back of a Camel, I commented to Celia that the sound pattern that the Camels hoofs were making on the rock sounded a lot like Ace of Bases �I saw the sign�. Celia agreed and we then spent the whole of the three-hour trip singing along to the hoof noises. Since then, it�s kinda become a tradition of our trips. So we were going along tapping our feet to �No Limit� by �2 Unlimited� when we decided that we should make a Guinness world record or something. So we did. THE END |