| Little White Box's Greatest Hits |
| Much much, oh so very much thought goes into every little white and blue box creation that you read on the CeliaSays frontpage. Truth be told, the boxes were feeling a little neglected, complaining that it's not fair how every other article gets to stay forver, whilst it's adventures are tossed away at the tap of a little key, no bigger than, hmm, 1sq cm. Plus you can remind yourself of our activities, which is always nice. AND I'll even put the picture that appeared with it alongside for FREE! So here is Little White and Little Blue Box's Greatest Hits (well sinceJulyish 2002). Soem may even go as far as calling them the Box Brothers, but that'd just be silly, wouldn't it? |
| DeLunTrash MON OCT 7th This movie business is pretty exhausting, not to mention stressful. SO much so that PLC, Celia Tom and I have taken Celia's superYacht - the Ragdoll to Greece for a spot of R&R. I'm writing this from a secret little beach which we discovered on last summer's cruise with Jon and Nathan. What a funny day that was, I would tell you about it, but I have to fulfill my promise to Tom of a Jet Ski Race (cos we're an honest bunch here at CeliaSays.) Celia is finishing her watercolour and PLC is collecting shells for the novelty candle holders we're going to make during those long hours filming! Wish You Were Here! DeLunTrash TUES AUG 27th There's something going on around here, something quite strange, and to be quite frank, it's a more than a little disturbing. Yes, that's right, a second blackbird has invaded the CeliaSays homepage, and to quote the late Dusty Springfield, I just don't know what to do with myself. The first invasion of last month (top left corner) took us by surprise. We tried negotiating with it, and offered it bribes of all sorts; birdseed, cash even a range of Paul Frank merchandse, but it just wouldn't budge. Then one gloomy Monday evening, it just vanished... ...We had a party consisting of fortune cookies and Lindeur to celebate. It was a happy night for all... ...But the next day it was back.... And it had brought a friend with it. The word in da hood is that it's name is Barry. I'm not ashamed to admit that this whole darn situation has us all bloody scared, I mean, what could they want with us? Why are they here? And what about the children, the poor innocent children?! *sob* Apparently Spielberg has already put dibs on the film rights, with David Duchovny to play the role of Tom, and Jessica Lange as Celia. We haven't done much else, I mean, how could we even contemplate it? For regular updates on the situation, tune into CNN, BBC or CNBC Asia. DeLunTrash's Bit MONDAY JULY 29 I am alarmed to inform you that a blackbird has invaded the space just to my left here. I don't know how it got there or how long it plans to stay. Tom has tried to talk with it but it just won't budge...or even talk back for that matter. We have called the SPCA and written to the Council, it's now just a matter of waiting. When dealing with a creature that size, it's all we can do. We are extremely sorry about this GHASTLY HORRIBLE MESS. We hang our heads in shame as to how a creature like this slipped into the system so easily. Other than that, we're all fine and dandy, if not a little shaken. I'm off to reason with the bird, if it's only tell me it's name... P.S And yes, I do realise that the blackbird has red on it, but Tom looked it up in his bird manual and concludes that it is a blackbird. Thankyou very much to explodingdog.com for not sueing me for using your little drawings on just about every frontpage. |
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| DeLunTrash's Bit MON OCT 7th Sadly it can't all be fun and games for us here at CeliaSays, having to return from our cruise on Celia's super yacht, the Ragdoll, last week. Upon arriving home we flew straight to New Mexico to begin filming the CeliaSays movie. Rehearsals had been running for the last two weeks so the cast were all fired up and ready to go. Steven (Spielberg, our director, duh) had even purchased a new CoCo Pops baseball cap, a tradition and something of an in-joke among movie buffs and directors worldwide. Tom decided to stop off in L.A to visit his friends and family before driving south across the border with his catering caravan "Tom's meal machine" in tow. It's been non-stop ever since. Though Celia, David, PLC and I did find a couple of spare hours to go see sing-a-long Sound of Music which was having a once only midnight screening at the "Club Royale" cinema. And yes, we did dress up, though as which characters, I'll let you decide. Must go, the stunt dogs need feeding. Abrazos! Agent DeLunTrash xxx AGENT PINK LOOSE CHINA'S BIT Weds Oct 16th I would like to set a couple of things straight: I voted to have Sir Isaac Newton look after the page. I think David Schwimmer shouldn't have even been in the running. The very concept is ludicrous. He's a joke� And a really spoilt brat. When we rang to tell him that he had been voted to look after the site while we were away he told us that he'd only do it if we bought him six brand new camels that had never been ridden and if we paid for a life long subscription to Australian Penthouse. If that isn't dodgy I don't know what is. The rumours are true, famous Scottish artist Jack Vettriano will be doing a cameo in the new film as "Guy at the Diner 2". More Soon, Your loving Aunt PLC |
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