| Pink Loose China's Movie Update! |
| Project Celia: File Number 002 As Celia revealed in her latest piece, the dream that is ProjectCelia will be coming to fruition in a matter of mere weeks. We here at CeliaSays are all INCREDIBLY excited� I for one cannot possible express how truly jubilant we all are at the prospect of seeing our collaborative efforts become a reality. Last week after the cast was announced and David had done some character work with Tom we all flew to a secret underground complex in Arizona to talk about budgets, trailers and catering menus. The meeting resulted in the following things being decided: -Starbucks would not be involved in providing our coffee despite it being Steven Spielberg�s favourite -Bill Cosby would get one of those chairs that slides up and down banisters installed in his Manhattan residence as part of his fee -Mr. Spielberg will be referred to as �Ringmaster� during film making -deLunTrash and I will be provided with exorbitant budgets for purchasing our own personal clothing and everyone�s outfits for opening night -Celia looks best in flamingo pink -Vegetarian alternatives will be provided for Screech and Sting -Tibetan Yak wool slipper-socks will be worn on set at all times to reduce interference with the sensitive sound-system As Celia is a firm believer in teams being one with each other we have all returned to Christchurch for a week of pyjama parties and shopping expeditions and at the end of next week we will fly to a private location for martial arts and yoga training. After all that�s over with we will all relocate to New Mexico where we will be shooting part of the movie on location. And as a brief announcement, Celia�s plans for the opening of 7 British Children�s hospitals will still take place on schedule, so if you were worried that you may not get a glimpse of her on her way through fair Britannia there is no need for tears. However we regret to announce that she will not be able to make it to the grand opening of the Czech Republic�s first Harringtons store� Gerard Depardieu has kindly offered to step in and will be there to cut the ridiculously large ribbon with equally laughable scissors. We will keep you posted as filming starts. -Agent Pink Loose China |
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