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| (Party is discussing shooting a +3 shield to demonstrate its effectiveness) Half-Orc buyer- "10 gold to shoot your friend." Dominic shoots at Jack aiming at the shield. Beats Jack's AC. Bullet richochets off the shield and a nearby lantern, striking Jack. Dominic collects his 10 gp. (Party is busy putting out a small blaze caused by flaming arrows in a dry fall forest) "Tell me you have create water." "Sorry, I didn't think we would be burning down a forest today." (d20 modern game, where the party is being told about the wierd things in the world) "Do you believe in magic?" "No." "You should." (Party faces off against a powerful bug demon with an armored shell and long legs) Player "Are they armor plated bug legs?" DM "Of course they're armor plated." |