Upon arrival of Canada, I have been learning a lot of the French lingo here.

So far I've been learning a lot of curse words.  I don't know why, but people enjoy corrupting others.

Church words (basically anything churchy is a bad word that means either damn or f*** or both)

1. (le) tabernak (that just means tabernacle)
2. variations of that:  tabarnouche, tabarouette (G rated)
3. merde/marde (poo poo)
4. sacrement (same word in English, I think)
5. osti (host or body of Christ)
6. Criss (Christ, himself)

My new French teacher (Marc Lavertu) is teaching me some useful words

1. amer (bitter)
2. emeute (riot)
3. (la) caille (quail)
4. (la?) coffre (trunk, of a car)  actual spelling is unknown.  i wonder if i'm missing a few extra letters
5. boeuf != buff (pronounced beuf and boof, meaning beef and food)
6. tenue osée (lightly dressed)
7. avoir la jambe légère (to be sexually suggestive)
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Oh here are a few phrases to get you totally messed up.

1. Je pue de cul (My butt stinks).

Grammer