Canada

What I like about Canada
  1. You can dress like a bandit everywhere you go (even banks), so long as its still freezing cold.
  2. Public transportation (easy to find your way around, uh, sometimes)
  3. Edifice architecture -- different styles, old/new, English/French. 
  4. Speaking Franglish or Angçais (ie, she has nice bottes).
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What I dislike about Canada
  1. No flaming hot Cheetos.
  2. No Cactus Cooler.
  3. Chips Ahoy don't taste the same here.
  4. The weather.  Hot, cold, freezing, wind, snow, rain, all in the same day.  Good opportunity to catch a cold.
  5. The holier than thou attitude of the metro people sometimes.  Who do they think they are??!!!
  6. The tvq's and tps' or whatever they call the taxes around here. 
  7. No BBQ sauce.  They have some, but they're the wussie non-viscous tomatoey stuff.  I want the real ones!!! (bring some when visiting, please)
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What it means in Canada
  1. A 1 1/2 means a lodgment without an actual bedroom.  Has kitchen, bathroom, and a room as big as a racket ballcourt.
  2. A studio means half a racketball court.  You could hardly move in it without killing yourself.
  3. A 2 1/2 and 3 1/2 might give you an actual bedroom, but who knows.  Go see it first.
  4. When somebody mentions diner in french, they actually mean lunch, and not dinner. This only works in Canada, not France.
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