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This is my favorite quote page obviously. I'm going to be rotating, well, more like dropping, one quote at a time. The new one gets put in #1 spot, and the one in the #10 spot gets dropped. So there's always 10. Fun :)
Quote Links:
Comedy Zone
They've got really large number of funny quotes from which I may end up stealing a couple for this page :)
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- Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs.
-Alfred Hitchcock.
- Americans have different ways of saying things. They say "elevator", we say "lift" ... they say "President", we say "stupid psychopathic git".
-Alexai Sayle.
- The phrase 'working mother' is redundant.
-Jane Sellman, American writer
- The big difference between the Spice Girls and a porno movie: a porno movie has better music.
-Phil Spector, record producer
- The time to relax is when you don't have time for it.
-Sidney J. Harris
- When I was getting my immigration done, under American laws I was considered an 'alien with special talents'. Er, thanks.
-Alanis Morissette
- There is no avant-garde. There are only people who are a little late.
-Edgard Var�se
- No one can make you feel inferior unless you agree to it.
-Eleanor Roosevelt
- A word is not a bird: once on the wing, it can never be caught again.
-Russian proverb
- I don't own a mask made out of human flesh. Well, I do. But I wear it infrequently.
-Mike Myers, on his being confused with Michael Myers of 'Halloween'.
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