Young Yet AGAIN

Featuring KARI!  (Evil laughing)

 

Just another story about some of the Digidestined turning young again!!

 

Intro- As for the original ages of the Digidestined, I think that T.K. is seven, Izzy is nine, Tai is twelve, Mimi is twelve, Sora is thirteen, Matt is fourteen, Kari is eight and Joe is fourteen.

 

Note- For those of you who like either Tai or Kari, don’t get upset if you see minor hints of my disliking toward them.  Also for those of you Joe lovers, you may get upset because Joe might not be in it as much as you’d like.  Just warning ahead of time so you won’t get surprised.

 

Matt, Izzy, Sora, Mimi, T.K., Kari, Tai and Joe were walking along in the Digiworld.  Their Digimon had been captured by Leomon.

“This stinks,” Izzy said suddenly.

“What?” Sora asked.  “Not having our Digimon?”

“No, now we have KARI!” Izzy complained.

“I KNOW!” Matt agreed.  “That DOES stink!”

Kari turned to Tai.  “Are they talking about me, stupid big brother?” she asked him stupidly.

“They sure are, stupid little sister.” Tai answered stupidly.  “We’re so stupid!”  They both hugged.  All of a sudden, they spotted something in front of them.  They all ran over (Tai and Kari ran over stupidly of course).

“A speaker?” Mimi asked, looking at it.  “Look, a cord!”  She started following it.  Everyone but Matt and Izzy followed her.

“I really don’t feel like going anywhere right now.” Matt said, leaning against the speaker.  “Kari has got me in a bad mood.  I wish she would just die.”  All of a sudden, the speaker started playing the ‘Hey Digimon’ song.  There was a blinding light.  All the other Selected Kids and Kari saw this and ran over.

“Wow, T.K., you’re really fast!” said Tai stupidly, looking at the little blond boy leaning on the speaker.  The boy looked incredibly annoyed but cute and bazillion million trillion times cuter than T.K. and Kari put together.

“I’m not T.K.!” he yelled cutely.  “I’m MATT!”

“I’M T.K.!” yelled T.K. uncutely.

“Oh, TWO T.K.s!” said Kari stupidly, prancing about gaily.  “Now I am full of stupid little joy of my stupid little life!”

“Shut-up, Kari.” Said everyone.  Including Kari.

“If that’s Matt,” Sora said.  “Who’s THAT?”  He pointed to the little boy sitting next to Matt.  He was staring attentively at an ant.  He picked up a handful of sand and dumped it on the ant and watched it tunnel it’s way out of the sand.

“Well, there’s me, Kari, Matt, T.K., Sora and Mimi!” said Tai stupidly pointing to each Selected Kid and Kari as he said it.  “So that has to be Izzy.”

Mimi walked over and picked Izzy up.  He must have been only two years old at the most.  Izzy whined when he couldn’t stare at the ant anymore.

“What a baby!” Matt said, stepping on the ant.  “I would never watch an ant for enjoyment!”  Izzy stared at where the ant used to be.  Tears started to form at his eyes.

“Where’d buggy go?” Izzy asked Mimi in a shaky voice.

“He went home,” Mimi explained.  “To his family.  He’s having dinner.  As should we.”

Matt ran over to Sora and jumped into her arms.  “Carry me or else!” he yelled in her face.  Sora dropped Matt on the ground.

“Mimi,” she said.  “In case you haven’t noticed, they’re a little younger than they should be.”

“Oh, don’t worry,” Mimi said.  “This has happened before.”

“It has?” Kari asked stupidly.  She walked over to Matt who was brushing himself off.  “You wanna play a game with me, Tai and T.K.?”  She smiled ear to ear.  Matt slapped her for looking and being so stupid.  (She must get a lot of slaps, huh?)

“NO!” he yelled.  “You’re stupid!  And so is Tai!  T.K. is my little brother and I only play with kids who are older than me!”

“I’M older than you!” Kari pointed out.

“Well, I HATE you!” Matt laughed.  He started cackling evilly.

Kari ran over to Tai.  “Tai!” she yelled.  “Matt said he hated me!”  Tai looked at Kari’s stupid, uncute face.

“Don’t worry!” Tai said.  “It happens ALL THE TIME!  Just get used to it cause if you don’t then you are doomed to…do something.”

“Oh big brother!  You’re so wise!” said Kari uncutely.  Tai looked proud as he puffed his chest out to look bigger.  But he just looked more retarded (if possible).

“So, you’re saying that we shouldn’t worry and something will turn up?” asked Sora to Mimi.

“Yeah.  Usually some retarded Digimon comes and tells us how to cure them and how to handle it!” said Mimi calmly.  “Now, they’ll either appear out of nowhere or Izzy’s computer will beep and then…”

“Mimi, Izzy doesn’t HAVE a computer.” Said Sora.  Izzy looked up at Mimi and smiled.

“WHY NOT?!” yelled Mimi.  “He had it last time!!”  She put Izzy down and he walked over to Kari and looked at her as if he had never seen her before.

“Wassa you name?” he asked her.

“My name’s Kari!” shrieked Kari.  Izzy made a face at her as if he had just bit out of a lemon.  “What?” asked Kari.

“You so STUPID!” he yelled as he started laughing.  Matt started laughing too.

“Even IZZY agrees!!” he yelled.  Kari walked off all by her self sadly.  She all of a sudden got a smile on her face.  (It didn’t look cute at all.)

“Hi!” she yelled to herself.  “My name’s Kari!  What’s yours?  That’s a nice name!  What’s that?  Oh yeah, I’ve noticed too!  REALLY?”

“Kari, who are you talking to?” asked Sora.

“This Digimon.” Answered Kari, pointing in front of her.

“Kari…there’s nothing there.” Said Sora, annoyed.

“Yes there is!  Don’t you see her?  She said that she sees our problem and wants to help!!”

“Oh?” asked Sora, not really listening. 

“She says that we have to go to Primary Village and then they will be cured!!”  Kari jerked her head to the side as if being slapped.

“I WANNA GO THERE!” yelled Matt.

“Yeah!  I wanna see Elecmon again!” said T.K.

“YEAH!!” yelled Tai punching the air stupidly.  “LET’S GO!!”

“Where is it?” asked Mimi.

“T.K. knows the way.” Said Sora.

“Yeah.  Follow me.” said T.K. walking off toward the forest.

“How do you know where to go T.K.?” Matt asked putting his hands on his hips.

“I’ve been there a few times.  I visit Elecmon often.”

“Oh.  Okay.” Said Matt a bit surprised.  With T.K. leading the way, they make it to Primary Village within ten minutes.  Elecmon greets them at the entrance.

“What the hell are you doing here?” he said.

“Kari told us that if we came here then Izzy and Matt would be cured.” Said Mimi pointing to Matt and Izzy.

“Why the hell did she say that?” said Elecmon. 

“I don’t know, Kari’s stupid that way.” Said Sora.

“So…what the hell do you think could happen here?”

“I don’t know.” Said Mimi, trying to ignore the fact that Elecmon had said “hell” in every sentence so far.

“Well, whatever the hell you’re looking for, it’s sure as hell not here!!” said Elecmon.  “Why the hell don’t you just stay here and…HELL have a hell of a good time!!”

“Elecmon…?” said Sora uneasily.

“What the hell do you want?”

“Never mind.”  Matt and T.K. walked off and began bouncing on the sproingy ground.  Kari tried to join them but they just shunned her away so she and Tai went off and did something stupid.  Mimi and Sora were talking about what they could possibly do in Primary Village that could cure Izzy and Matt while Izzy was wondering off into the cradle area.  He looked inside a cradle to see a baby Digimon.

“Wassa you name?” he asked the little Digimon.

“Pabu pabu!!” said the Digimon that could only be Pabumon.

“Pabu Pabu?” said Izzy, a bit confused.  He crawled into the cradle and looked at Pabumon.  He stuck his finger out to touch him and the softness scared him.  But he liked it so he did it again.  He kept doing it until he got bored with it.  He then looked at the Digimon and yawned.  (Which of course was VERY cute.)  He lied down in the cradle and fell asleep, hugging Pabumon like a teddy bear.  Meanwhile, Matt had taken Kari’s whistle and he and T.K. were tossing it back and forth, keeping it away from her.  Since Kari is so stupid and Matt is not, this was easy and Matt soon got bored and heaved the whistle far away.  Kari started crying as she ran after it.  Matt eventually took to cradle watching like Izzy.  He peeked in each cradle, looking at each Digimon observantly until Elecmon came over.

“What the hell are you doing near my babies?!” he bellowed.

“I was just looking.” Said Matt.

“Who the hell gave you permission to look them?!”

“Well…no one but…”

“You sure as hell better not be buting me!  Who the hell do you think you are?  Get the hell away!” Elecmon motioned his hands stupidly like he was shooing Matt away and Matt walked uneasily away to his brother.  Meanwhile, Sora and Mimi were frantically searching for the elusive two-year-old, which had mysteriously disappeared.

“Izzy?” called Mimi.

“Where are you?” yelled Sora.  She looked underneath a bush.

“Who the hell do you think you are coming in here and waking a hell of a lot of my babies up?” Elecmon said coming out of the bush.

“Sorry but…”

“Why the hell is everyone “buting” me?” Elecmon asked himself.

“Yeah but…”

“What the hell did I just tell you?” yelled Elecmon.  Mimi came over.

“We can’t find Izzy.  He’s wondered off.  He’s only about two and…”

“What the hell do I look like to you?  Do I look like a hell of a baby-sitter to you?” he paused.  “You sure as hell better not answer that.”  Mimi and Sora figured that it was pointless talking to Elecmon so they continued their search, a little quieter though.  Meanwhile, Tai and Kari were engaged in throwing a crying Botamon back and forth.

“CATCH KARI!!” Tai shrieked stupidly as he heaved the Botamon at Kari.  It hit Kari on her hollow head.  Kari smiled stupidly and picked up the Botamon.  Just then, Elecmon came over, annoyed.

“What the hell are you doing?” Elecmon asked stupidly though not nearly as stupidly as Tai or Kari would have said it.

“We’re playing catch, what does it look like?” Kari answered stupidly.

“You wanna play too?” Tai called.

“What the hell do you think?!” Elecmon said angrily.  “Why the hell are throwing my baby back and forth?”

“It’s fun.” Kari said this as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.

“Well you sure as hell better stop this or you’ll go to Hell and you’ll have a hell of a horrible time on the hell of a long way there!”

“Elecmon, my boy,” Tai said stupidly, putting his arm around Elecmon.  “Why do you say ‘hell’ in every sentence?”

“It’s a hell of a cool thing to say!” Elecmon answered.  Elecmon looked at Tai and Kari’s stupid faces but soon stopped cause it was burning his eyes.  “You mean it’s not cool?”  Kari and Tai shook their heads.  “FINE!  Get away!”  Elecmon stormed off, the fan on his butt high.  Tai and Kari shrugged and continued throwing the Botamon.

“Here he is,” Mimi said, relieved as she picked up the sleeping Izzy.  He had the Pabumon clutched tightly in his arms.  Mimi tried to get the Pabumon out of his hands.

“NO!” he whined, opening his eyes.

“Go back to sleep, Izzy.” Mimi said.

“NO!” he said.  “PABU PABU!”  He squeezed the Pabumon tighter.

“Fine, I won’t take it from you.” Mimi said, rolling her eyes.  Izzy turned over and closed his eyes.  She took him over to Sora.

“What’s that?” Sora asked, pointing to Pabumon.  “Why does he have it?”  Mimi shrugged.

“He won’t let go.” She whispered.  Elecmon walked over.

“Leave Primary Village!” he yelled.  “Before you cause anymore damage!”

“But what about Matt and Izzy…” Sora stuttered.

“I don’t care!” Elecmon said.  “Get away!”  Sora grabbed Matt’s hand and dragged him away.  T.K., Kari and Tai followed after them.

“Great!” Mimi grumbled.  “The answer to Matt and Izzy turning back is in Primary Village and we can’t go into Primary Village!”  All of a sudden, Kari started talking to the air again.

“Oh,” she said.  “I thought you said Primary Village.  I must have misunderstood!”  Sora walked over.

“What are you doing this time?” she asked.

“The Digimon told me to tell you guys to go to The Wo-Mon Village!” Kari said as she looked as though she was being slapped again.

“Are you sure this time?” Sora asked.

“Yes!” Kari said as she fell down after she jerked her head backwards.  Sora shrugged.

“Where’s the Wo-Mon Village?” Sora asked to no one in particular.  All of a sudden, Parrotmon appeared floating in the air.

“Hi!” Parrotmon said cheerfully.  “I’m here representing DOFSTYNHO!”

“Which means…” Tai said stupidly.

“Department Of Finding Stuff That You’ve Never Heard Of!” Parrotmon said proudly as he puffed out his stupid feathery chest, which made him look even stupider.

“Are you gonna help us find the Wo-Mon Village?” Tai asked stupidly.

“Why can he fly?” Kari said, scratching her chin.  This made her look like a constipated idiot which she already was anyway so it doesn’t matter!!

“Cause he’s PARROTMON!!” Matt yelled in her face.  Kari smiled stupidly back at him.

“Oh!” she said in a faggoty tone.

“Well, Tai, I think you finally found someone who’s stupider than you.” Sora said, shaking her head.

“Thanks!” Tai said, confused.

“Anyway,” Parrotmon said, clearing his throat.  “You want to get to the Wo-Mon Village and I can help you!  You must go ALLLLLL the way down that hole that you can’t see the bottom of.  Down there, you must face the merciless Gotsumon mourning over his lost friend, Pumpkinmon.  You must give him a sacrifice and he will let you pass!  When you get past Gotsumon, you’ll meet up with the Ghost of Venommyotiswomon!  She died from unknown sources…anyway…defeat her and the map to the Wo-Mon Village will belong to you seven!”  And with those last stupid words, Parrotmon disappeared into thin air.  (Actually, there was a lot of smoke and all the kids noticed him tip-toeing away but that’s okay.)

“That seems easy enough.” Matt said, shrugging.  He hadn’t been listening to a single word of it so he thought it was easy.

“Let’s get going.” Mimi sighed, putting Izzy’s head on her shoulder.  They walked over to a giant hole.

“Parrotmon was right.” Tai said stupidly because he isn’t the bomb and Matt is so this came easily.

“About what?” Matt asked UNstupidly because he is the bomb and Tai isn’t so this came easily.  “Not being able to see the bottom of the hole?”

“No, he COULD help us get to the Wo-Mon Village!” Tai answered.

Izzy had waken up.  He looked down the hole and squeezed Pabumon tighter.  Matt tugged on Mimi’s dress.

“I’m not scared.” He told her.  “But you should carry me anyway so Izzy isn’t scared.”  Mimi rolled her eyes.

“I’m carrying Izzy right now.” She said.

“Carry me too!” Matt demanded, stamping his foot.

“Ask Sora.” Mimi said, pointing to Sora who was looking around for the safest and least steep area to climb down.  Matt walked over to Sora and tugged down on her shirt.

“Sora, could you carry me?” he asked.  “My feet are getting tired.”

“Oh, you’re scared?” Sora asked, putting her hands on her hips and smiling evilly.

“NO!” Matt assured her.  “My feet are just tired!”  Sora couldn’t resist Matt’s incredibly adorable face so she bent down and picked him up.  “Now put me on your shoulders!” he said excitedly.

“Um, you’re a little big for that.” Sora said.

“No I’m not!” Matt said reassuringly.

Sora started concocting an idea in her head.  “But only babies ride on other people shoulders.” She said.  “Or get carried.  Look at Izzy!  Look how babyish he looks!”  Matt looked over at Izzy and then hopped out of Sora’s arms, not wanting to look like a baby.

“Never pick me up again!” Matt said as if she had been chasing him to pick him up.  “I’m not a baby!”

“Sorry,” Sora said sarcastically.  “Do you want to help my look for a good way down?”  Matt looked down the hole uneasily.  “Or are you too scared?”  Matt looked up at Sora.

“I’m not scared!” he said louder than he needed to.  “I’ll look!  I’ll go down there by myself!”  He picked up a rock and threw it into the hole.  The two listened for it to hit the bottom.

“OW!” came an annoyed voice from in the hole.  Matt immediately ran over to Sora and demanded to be picked up.  Sora picked him up and backed away from the hole as fast as she could.  “You won’t get away!  Get over here!”  Tai stupidly skipped over to the hole as it commanded.

“Yes Mr. Hole?” he asked stupidly.

“Who dropped that rock on my head?” yelled the voice.

“I’m not very good riddles but I’ll try…” Tai scratched his head.  Actually, he scratched his giant mass of hair because he couldn’t get to the hollow head underneath.  “A TURKEY!  Wait…no…I’ll ask Kari!  KARI!”  Kari skipped over just as stupidly (more or less) as Tai.

“Yes big brother?” she asked stupidly.

“I’m trying to answer a riddle!” Tai said.

“YOU TWO GET AWAY FROM THERE!” Sora yelled.  Tai and Kari looked at Sora with confused looks on their stupid faces.  All of a sudden, a pillar of fire was shot out of the hole like a volcano and burned Kari and Tai’s faces to a crisp.  But they didn’t die cause they’re too stupid to die.  (Everyone- NOOOOO!  Me- I know, I know, it’s terrible.  Everyone- WAAA!)  Then, Gotsumon flew out with glowly eyes.  He saw T.K.

“YOU!” he yelled at him.  “YOU ARE RESONSIBLE FOR THE DEATH OF PUMPKINMON!  WHERE IS YOUR ALLY?!”  He looked around only to see a second, cuter, much more prodigious version of T.K.  Gotsumon looked at the other Selected Kids and Kari.  “Um…”

“Let me explain.” Sora said, putting down Matt.  Matt started whining so Sora picked him back up.  “It’s all Leomon’s fault…”

“Oh, Leomon,” Gotsumon said, nodding his head.

“Anyway, he put this speaker here and while everyone except Matt and Izzy went following the cord, Matt and Izzy were turned back seven years.” Sora explained.  “And we were told that we have to pass you so we can defeat the Ghost Of Venommyotiswomon and we’ll get the map to the Wo-Mon Village.”

“Why do you want to go to the Wo-Mon Village?” Gotsumon asked.

“Kari said that’s where the answer to Matt and Izzy turning back is.” Sora said.

“Why the hell did she say that?”

“I don’t know.  Kari’s stupid that way.”  Kari smiled and waved stupidly.  “So we need to pass you.”

“I won’t let you pass without a sacrifice.” Gotsumon said, crossing his arms.

“Oh, COME ON!” Tai said stupidly.  “Just this once!”

“No, rules are rules!” Gotsumon said stubbornly.  “No sacrifice and you don’t pass!”

“TAKE KARI!” T.K. said frantically, pointing at Kari who waved stupidly again.

“No, she’s too stupid.”

“HOW ABOUT TAI?!” T.K. asked, pointing to Tai who waved stupidly just like Kari.

“No, he’s too stupid.”

“Then who can we give him?” Mimi thought out loud.

“Let’s give him Patamon!” Matt said suddenly.  Everyone looked at him, annoyed.  “And Ikkakumon!  And Patamon!  And Togemon!  And Patamon!!  And all those other retarded Digimon that everyone hates especially Patamon!”  (Matt doesn’t really like Patamon now does he?)

“Where do you think we’ll find all the retarded Digimon everyone hates?” Sora asked.  Matt frowned.

“Okay, never mind.” He said, defeated.

“No!” Tai said stupidly.  “We can find them!  Right Kari?” Kari nodded stupidly.

“I was just saying that to be funny.” Matt said.  Tai took Kari by her ankles and started whacking down the trees with her hollow head.  All of a sudden, all the retarded Digimon that everyone hates came out of a giant tree and stood there stupidly.

“HI!” said Tokomon, Patamon, Angemon, Patamon, Gatomon, Patamon, Angewomon, Patamon, Yokomon, Ikkakumon, Vademon, Patamon, Biyomon, Patamon, Birdramon, Patamon, Garudamon, Patamon, Ikkakumon, Patamon, Togemon, Patamon, Vademon, Patamon, Myotismon, Patamon, Scorpiomon, Patamon, Piedmon, Patamon, LadyDevimon, Patamon, Koromon, Patamon, Elecmon, Patamon, Ikkakumon, Pagumon, Patamon, Etemon, Patamon, Ikkakumon, Devimon, Vademon, Patamon, Frigimon, Patamon, Cherrymon, Patamon, Ikkakumon, Garbagemon, Patamon, Sukamon, Patamon, Chuumon, Patamon, Whaymon, Patamon, Vademon, Pixiemon, Patamon, Vegimon, Patamon, Raremon, Ikkakumon, Patamon, Shogengekomon, Patamon, Monzaemon, Patamon, Andromon, Ikkakumon, Patamon, Centarumon, Patamon, Datamon, Patamon, Nanimon, Patamon, Divermon, Patamon, Tankmon, Vademon, Ikkakumon, Patamon, Floramon, Ikkakumon, Patamon, Deramon, Patamon, Dokugumon, Patamon, Seadramon, Patamon, Megaseadramon, Patamon, Redvegimon, Patamon, Woodmon, Patamon, Vademon, Venommyotismon, Ikkakumon, Patamon, Gesomon, Patamon, Vademon, Gekomon, Patamon, Otamamon, Patamon, Meramon, Patamon, Skullmeramon, Patamon, Mojyamon, Patamon, Drimojymon, Patamon, Ikkakumon, Vademon etc. stupidly.  (Apparently, we don’t like Patamon much either.)

“Umm…yeah.  Well, sorry you guys but we need a sacrifice and we decided to choose you.  I hope you don’t mind.” Said Sora calmly.  Before any of the stupid Digimon could react, Gotsumon grabbed them and flew away.  The Selected Kids continued into the cave.  Matt was occasionally picking up some rocks and throwing them at Tai.  Izzy ran up to Mimi with Pabumon on his head.

“I scared!  Can you picka me up?” he said as he wrapped his arms around Mimi’s legs and looked up at her.

“Izzy, I’ve been carrying you all day!  I’m getting tired!  Can’t you just walk?”  Izzy looked up at Mimi.  “I WOULD carry you…but my arms are DEAD!  Look at them!”  Mimi knew that Izzy really didn’t understand what she was saying.  Mimi looked at Izzy’s sad and REALLY cute face.  She decided that it wasn’t worth it and picked Izzy up.

“See?” complained Sora as she shifted Matt to her other arm.  “Now you know what I’ve been going through this whole time!”   T.K. ran up to the girls.

“Will one of you carry ME?” he asked uncutely.

“No!” said Mimi rudely.

“Ask someone else!” said Sora.  T.K. started crying.  Kari ran over.

“I’ll carry you T.K.!” she said.

“Umm…no.” said T.K.

“Whyever not?!”  Before T.K. could answer, the ghost of Venommyotiswomon appeared out of nowhere.

“ROAR!!” said the ghost of Venommyotiswomon stupidly.  Izzy started crying. The ghost of Venommyotiswomon flew over to Mimi and Izzy.  “That’s right!  Keep crying!  I thrive on fear!  I will be alive again in NO time!”  The ghost of Venommyotiswomon started laughing diabolically.  This only frightened Izzy more.

“Shhhhhh!  Izzy!  Be quiet!  She LIKES it when you cry!  Shhhh!  Quiet!  Quiet!  SHUT-UP!!”  It was too late though, the ghost of Venommyotiswomon had begun to form!!

“HA HA HA HA HA!!  I feel myself grow stronger!!” said the Ghost of Venommyotiswomon as she faded in.

“Izzy, be quiet!” Mimi said.  “Calm down!”

Matt clutched Sora tightly and he soon started crying too.

“AS YOU FEAR ME I GROW MORE FEARFUL!!” said the Half-Ghost of Venommyotiswomon.

“Matt, Izzy, SHUT-UP!!” Tai said stupidly and unhelpfully.  T.K. and Kari started crying too.  Soon, Tai started crying as well because he is such a fag.

“Quiet you guys!” Mimi yelled.

“BWA HA HA HA!!  I AM NOW STRONGER THAN STRENGTH ITSELF!!” said the Not-So-Ghost-Anymore-Form of Venommyotiswomon.

“RUN FOR IT!!” Sora yelled finally.  All of them dashed as far as they could away from The Ghost of Venommyotiswomon.  Though, she wasn’t a ghost anymore so she was more just Venommyotiswomon.

“VENOMMYOSTIWOMONWA HA HA HA HA!!” Venommyotiswomon said stupidly as she flew stupidly after the Selected Kids.  The Selected Kids hid in a deep crevice in the cave and stopped to breathe.

“Should we really be scared of her?  I mean…Venommyotiswomonwa ha ha ha ha?  I don’t know!” said Sora with a raised eyebrow.

“Well, he really seems to be scared!” yelled Mimi over Izzy’s cries.

“I know!” she turned to Matt who was just calming down.

“I wasn’t scared.” He said as calmly as possible.  Sora put Matt down, Mimi put Izzy and Kari put Tai down.

“All right.” Said Sora as she took charge.  “We have to defeat her if we want to get to the Wo-Mon Village!”

“Well, how are we going to do that?  She not only seems invincible but we don’t have our Digimon!” said Mimi.

“Well, I was thinking that we should…” At this time, all of the boys and Kari were bored with this and went off to do something else.  Matt looked around for someone to play with.  He didn’t want to play with Tai or Kari because they’re knaves. They were also engaged in a game of two-player tag.  He didn’t want to play with T.K. because he was his brother and he was kind of a fag anyway.  Besides, he was using his Game Boy and that was usually a one-person thing to do.  Although Matt wanted to play with Izzy because Izzy is very prodigious he felt Izzy was too young.  Izzy also had his little friend that he was burying and laughing when it tried to escape.  Matt decided that he NEEDED to play with someone so he walked over to Izzy.

“What are you doing?” he asked as he kneeled down next to Izzy.  Izzy didn’t say anything, just smiled at Matt.  “Izzy, what are you doing?”  Izzy smiled at Matt.

“I burying!” he said finally.

“What?” asked Matt.  “Can I help?”  Izzy nodded and unburied Pabumon.  He then handed it to Matt.  “AH!  It’s really weird feeling!”  He began mooshing it between his hands.  It felt similar to those weird stress ball type things.  Matt started contorting it around.  Izzy started laughing.  Matt stretched it out.  Izzy fell over laughing.  Izzy then took it from Matt.

“YAY!!” he yelled as he tossed it up in the air.  Matt laughed as he caught the little Digimon in his hands.  He looked at its face.  It seemed to be a little dizzy but it was smiling or at least it LOOKED happy.  Matt then copied Izzy and tossed it in the air as well only it went about seven times higher.  His throw was a bit curved and Pabumon landed on a small rock shelf sticking out of the wall.  They waited for it to come down.

“Hey!” yelled Matt impatiently.  “Come down!”  Izzy started to look a little worried and sad.  He then got that face that all little kids get just before they are about to cry.  (Yes, we ALL know that one and we all know that it is also very cute and hard to resist.)  Matt yelled louder up at it.  It seemed to know it was up there but it just needed a break from the two boys.  Izzy started crying.  Then, Pabumon slipped off the edge and landed on Izzy’s head.  He immediately stopped crying and hugged his friend.  Meanwhile…

“Yeah!  Almost got him!” yelled T.K. at his Game Boy as he shot at the big boss.  Then a cheap little sound effect went off and T.K. threw a fit at the game.  (This isn’t really that interesting so let’s leave T.K. with his toy.)  Meanwhile…

“Gotcha!!” yelled Kari as she tagged Tai.  Tai turned around and tagged her back.

“You’re it!” yelled Tai and then Kari turned and tagged him.

“No, YOU are!” yelled Kari as Tai tagged her again.  This went on and on and no one really cares.  Meanwhile…

“Okay, we can leave Izzy here because he doesn’t really seem to like Venommyotiswomon very much.” Said Mimi.

“What are you talking about?!” yelled Sora.  “I don’t think ANYONE likes her!”

“Yeah but he was the only one crying.” Added Mimi.

“No he wasn’t.”

“Whatever!  We’ll just leave everyone who is SCARED of her here…”

“But EVERYONE’S scared of her!”

“Sora, you’re really bothering me.  You should be happy that I’m helping at all!”

“I’m HAPPY!!” said Sora as she smiled stupidly.  (Blah blah blah…back to Izzy and Matt!!  YAY!!)

“Izzy, I think you buried him too deep.” Said Matt as he watched Izzy pat down a pile of dirt.  Izzy smiled at Matt.

“I burying!” he said as he stood up and jumped on his mound.

“I think he’s gonna suffocate!” said Matt.  “Then what would we play with?”  Matt started digging up Pabumon who was buried about a foot under ground.

“NO!!” yelled Izzy.

“But he’ll die!” yelled Matt.

“No!  Iss okay!  It won’t hurt!” said Izzy protecting his hole.  Matt REALLY wanted to play with the squishy Digimon some more so he tried to think of ways to get Izzy to let him dig him up.

“I have a fun game that we can play but we need Pabumon!”

“Pabu Pabu?” asked Izzy.

“Pabu Pabu!” came a muffled sound from underground.

“Yeah!  We can play CATCH with him!”  Izzy smiled and looked confused.  “Watch!” said Matt as he began to dig up Pabumon.  Izzy started whining and smacking away Matt’s hands.

“No!” he yelled.  “Iss okay!  It won’t hurt!  I promise!”  Izzy started shaking his head quickly and pushing Matt away.

“He’s gonna die, though!” Matt said.

“Pabu Pabu?” Izzy said, confused.  Matt nodded.  Izzy stared at Matt with a confused expression on his face.  Matt sighed and ran over to Sora.

“Sora!” he yelled.  Sora ignored him and continued talking to Mimi.  “Hel-LO!  SORA?!”  Sora continued to ignore him.  Matt took a deep breath.  “SORA, SORA, SORA, SORA, SORA, SORA, SORA, SORA…”

“WHAT!?” Sora finally yelled at him.  Matt stopped chanting.

“Izzy buried the little squishy thing and he’s not sharing with me!” Matt said, making himself look as cute and as innocent as possible.  (Which wasn’t too hard at all!)

“Um…” Sora started.

“Well, it IS his so he has the right to do whatever he wants to it!” Mimi interrupted.

“MATTY!” came Izzy’s voice.

“DON’T CALL ME THAT!” Matt yelled, crossing his arms.

“MATTY!” Izzy yelled again.  He was starting to cry.

“Matt…” Sora said.  He groaned and walked over towards Izzy.

“What do you want?” He mumbled.  Izzy was frantically pointing to a little pink thing that was sitting in front of him.  Tears were streaming down his face.  Matt laughed and bent down.  “It’s a ghost!  I told you the little thingy would die!  You should have listened to me!”

“No, I am Motimon.” The pink thing said in his prodigious voice.

“Pabu Pabu!” Izzy cried as he grabbed Matt and hugged him tightly.  “Pabu Pabu!”

“Stop whining, crybaby!” Matt said, pushing the two-year-old away.  Izzy grabbed Matt’s arm.  “OUCH!  That hurt you fag!  I hate you!  Go away!”  Matt turned around and started poking at Motimon.  “This is funny!”  He laughed as he continued to poke at Motimon.

“Please stop…” Motimon said.

“Hee-hee!” Matt giggled.  “His voice is so funny!  And he’s so soft and squishy!”  Matt continued to poke at Motimon.  Izzy stood up and walked off into the other direction.  He walked deeper into the cave.  All of a sudden, some stupid snake-like Digimon came out of nowhere.

“ROAR!” said the Digimon stupidly.  “Hear my name and tremble!  I AM POISONOUSCREATUREWOMON!”  Poisonouscreaturewomon bit Izzy.

“OUCH!  That hurt you fag!  I hate you!  Go away!” Izzy said imitating Matt.

“POSIONOUSCREATUREWOMONWA HA HA HA HA!!” laughed Posionouscreaturewomon stupidly.  Izzy turned around and started running back over to where everyone else was.

“MATTY!” Izzy yelled, running over to Matt who was still playing with Motimon.  “Matty!  I hurt!”

“Huh?” Matt looked up at Izzy who had to little bite marks in his arm.  “EW!  Go away!”  Izzy got that ‘I’m-About-To-Cry’ look as he ran off to the girls.

“Mimi!” he yelled.  “I hurt!”  He showed the marks in his arm to Mimi.

Mimi inspected his arm.  “What happened Izzy?” she asked him.  Almost on cue, Izzy started cry.  Sora grabbed Izzy’s arm and looked at it.

“What could have happened?” she thought out loud.  All of a sudden, Venommyotiswomon and Poisonouscreaturewomon came out of nowhere.

“VENOMMYOTISWOMONWA HA HA HA!”

“POISONOUSCREATUREWOMONWA HA HA HA!”

“AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!” Everyone yelled.  They all started running.  Matt grabbed Motimon and ran after everyone else.

“Mimi, I tired!” Izzy cried.  All of a sudden, he collapsed.

“IZZY!” Motimon cried.  (You see the Digivice and then you see Motimon spinning around and stuff like that.)  “Motimon digivolve to… TENTOMON!”  Tentomon flew over to Izzy.  “I’ll save you Izzy!”  Tentomon picked Izzy up and flew him to safety.

“Thanks Tentomon!” Mimi said, taking Izzy from Tentomon.

“I’ll distract him!” said Tentomon as he flew over toward the two Digimon who were advancing EVER so slowly.  “SUPER SHOCKER!!” was the last thing that the kids heard as they ran farther away.  They saw the opening to the cave and ran out into a field of flowers.

“Pretty!” said Kari stupidly as she grabbed a thorny rose stem.  “OW!  Tai!  The flower bit me!”

“What a MEAN flower!” said Tai as he stomped on it.  Suddenly, Tentomon flew out and landed next to everyone.

“Tentomon, are you all right?” asked Sora with a worried expression.

“Yeah, I’m fine.  They were easy!  I was surprised when they both died after one Super Shocker!” he paused.  “Oh and when Venommyotiswomon died, I saw this!” he handed Sora a piece of paper.

“It’s the map to the Wo-Mon Village!” she exclaimed.  She studied the map.  “Okay, it says that it is right through this field of flowers.  We didn’t even need the map!”

“Where’s Izzy?” said Tentomon looking around.  He spotted Izzy in Mimi’s arms.  “Oh-no!” he flew over to him.  “Oh, I recognize the bite on his arm!  That’s a bite from Poisonouscreaturewomon!  Those are VERY hard to cure, if possible!”

“Are you serious?” said Mimi.  “I didn’t SEE him get bit and it doesn’t LOOK serious!”

“It IS!” said Tentomon. 

“What’s the cure?” asked T.K.

“Um…I don’t know!  I’m sure he’ll be fine in about 10 minutes.”

“Okay.” Said Mimi as she put Izzy down.  Matt ran over to Tentomon.

“Hey!  Can you turn back into that squishy thing with the cool voice?”

“I don’t know.  I’m not even sure how I’m digivolving because Izzy is not my REAL Selected Kid!  He has some OTHER Tentomon.  I’m just ANOTHER one that he found…I guess.”

“Whatever.  Can you turn back anyway?”

“Okay.” Said Tentomon as he turned back into Motimon.  Matt bent down to pick Motimon up but Tai and Kari ran by and grabbed him first.

“NEATO!” said Tai.

“Is this MY Digimon Tai?” asked Kari.

“Um…sure, if you want it.”

“Hey!  That’s MINE!” yelled Matt.

“No, it’s KARI’S!” defended Tai.

“Since WHEN?!” yelled Matt.  T.K. came over to help.

“How are Tai and Kari being stupid THIS time?”

“They’re saying that the squishy little ghost is KARI’S!” said Matt.

“Let go of me!” yelled Motimon.

“Be quiet Ghostmon!” said Tai stupidly.  “Don’t you want Kari to DIGIVOLVE you into something else?”

“GIMME BACK MY GHOST!!” yelled Matt.  T.K. decided to leave because he didn’t like Tai OR Kari and any time around them was hazardous to his health.  Suddenly, Motimon jumped out of Kari’s arms and stood alone. 

“Motimon digivolve to…” he started spinning and stuff.  “TENTOMON!”

“Wow Kari!” said Tai.  “You digivolved the ghost into a bug!”

“EWWW!!  I don’t LIKE bugs!”  Yelled Kari sticking out her tongue.  Tentomon flew up into the air.

“SUPER SHOCKER!!” he yelled shocking Kari and Tai.

“AHHHHHHHHHHH!!” they both yelled as the fell to the ground all black and burnt.

“YAY!!” yelled Matt running over to Tentomon.  “You fried them!”

“Yeah.” Said Tentomon proudly.  “Not bad if I do say so myself.”

“HE’S WAKING UP!!” yelled Mimi about Izzy.  Everyone who cared (Which of course was EVERYONE.) gathered around Izzy.  His eyes opened slowly and he stared up at everyone.  He immediately started crying and screaming, ‘Mama’. 

“Can you get him to go back to sleep?” Sora yelled over Izzy.

“NO!!” Izzy yelled.

“Izzy, go to sleep!”

“But I… not tired!!” he yelled in between deep breaths.

“Hey Tentomon, do you think you could shock Izzy too?  He’d shut up!!”  Suggested Matt.

“No way!  He’s my friend!”  Defended Tentomon.  He then flew over to Izzy.  Izzy looked up at him with a confused expression through his tear-stained face.  He then started laughing.

“BIG buggy!!” he yelled.

“He seems to really like bugs!” said Tai stupidly.

“Yeah!  I bet he’s gonna be one for Halloween!!” said Kari, even stupider than Tai.

“Shut-up!!” yelled Matt throwing a rock at Tai’s head, making him cry.  He then turned to everyone else.   “Was I the only one bothered by their stupidness?”  Everyone shook their heads.

“We have to go to the Wo-Mon village!” said Sora out of nowhere.

“Okay.” Said T.K. packing up all his stuff.  The group started walking.

“Wo-Mon Village, here we…” started Sora.  Then they arrived.  “Are!!”  Suddenly, HerculesKabuteriwomon landed in front of them.  She must have been bigger than a skyscraper.  Everyone cowered behind Sora and Mimi.

“Welcome to the Wo-Mon village!” greeted HerculesKabuteriwomon with a pleasant voice.  “I am HerculesKabuteriwomon, queen of the Wo-Mons!  How may I be of service to you?”

“Well…” began Sora.

“Really, REALLY big buggy!!” exclaimed Izzy excitedly. HerculesKabuteriwomon bent down to Izzy’s level.  (Which was VERY difficult considering how GYNUMBIS HerculesKabuteriwomon was and how itty-bitty Izzy was compared to her.  He was practically microscopic.)

“Hello there little fella!” boomed HerculesKabuteriwomon.  Izzy didn’t look so excited any longer so he demanded to be picked up by Mimi.

“Sorry about that.” Apologized Mimi as she picked up Izzy.

“It’s all right, I get it a lot.” Said HerculesKabuteriwomon.

“Oh, okay.” Said Sora.  “Anyway… Kari told us that if we came here, you Wo-Mons would be able to help Matt and Izzy.”

“What’s wrong with them?”

“Nothing!” yelled Matt.  “I’m perfectly fine!!  I’m seven AND A HALF and I don’t need any help from anyone ESPECIALLY Tai!!  I don’t see what everyone’s all worked up about!”

“I see.” said HerculesKabuteriwomon.  “You need to fix their brattiness?  Or…kill the one called Tai…”

“Well, those wouldn’t be bad but that’s not what we need.” Said Sora.

“I am NOT a brat!!” yelled Matt.  Sora turned to him, ready to say, ‘Yes you are!’ but she was won over by his incredibly adorable face and decided to give him a hug instead.  “LET GO OF ME!!”

“Well, they were turned into little kids and Kari told us that a strange invisible Digimon that none of us can see or hear told her that we needed to come to the Wo-mon Village to get them back to normal!” said Mimi all in one breath.  HerculesKabuteriwomon looked slightly annoyed.

“And you…listened to her?” she said with a raised eyebrow.

“Well…” began T.K. (Since he’s not saying very much and he has to say SOMETHING!!  Actually, let’s take a moment in T.K.’s honor since he’s pretty much being ignored and he’s always in Matt’s shadow.  This little area of nothingness is dedicated to Matt’s little brother T.K. who is not as cute as Baby Matt is and is CERTAINLY not as cute as ANY version of Izzy or as smart or prodigious.  Poor T.K., he may not be as annoying as Kari or as stupid as Tai and he MAY not scream as stupidly as Sora or as loud as Izzy.  He may have a stupid hat like Sora and Mimi but if you look past that, you see a miniature, not as cute version of Matt when he was little.  We also have to give T.K. our sympathy because ALL of his Digimon are retarded except for maybe Poyomon but does that really count?  T.K. also grows up to be a fag and he ends up LIKING Kari, which we also must give our dearest sympathy to him.  Well, I think that we’ve wasted enough space on T.K.  Let’s get back to the more interesting stuff.)

“So…” began HerculesKabuteriwomon.  “You BELIEVED Kari and came all the way to the Wo-Mon Village in hope that one of us would be magical?”

“I guess so.” Said Sora.

“Well, I know I’M not magical but Wizardwomon might be able to help you.” she stuck her head out the window.  “WIZARDWOMON!!”  All of a sudden, a girl version of Wizardmon appeared in front of everyone.

“Greetings.” Said Wizardwomon.

“WIZARDMON!!” shrieked Kari.  “You’re NOT dead!!”

“No, I’m WizardWOmon.  You’re mistaking me with the boy version of me.”

“Oh WIZARDMON!!” said Kari as she hugged Wizardwomon.  “I missed you so very much!  I’m glad you didn’t leave!”

“Umm…can someone get rid of her?” asked Wizardwomon impatiently.

“Can you turn Izzy and Matt back?” asked Sora.

“Yeah I can but…”

“Then do it!!” said Mimi.

“Oh, all right!”  she wrenched herself from Kari’s grip and flew up into the air.  “BIPPITY-BOPPITY-BOO!!” she yelled zapping Izzy and Matt.  Nothing happened and both boys looked EXTREMELY confused.  “Let me try again.  KAZIM!!  KAZAM!!  KAZOOM!!” she zapped them again and once again, nothing happened.  “ONE more time.  ABRA-KADABRA!!” she zapped them a final time and Matt and Izzy still stood there, small and cute.  The only difference was that their hair was sticking straight up and little blue lightning bolts were dancing through their hair.  Izzy started crying.  Matt just looked mad.

“Look what you did to my hair you stupid…STUPIDHEAD!!” he yelled angrily. 

“Sorry about that.” Said Wizardwomon.  “I’ll fix that only because I can’t resist you when you’re mad.  ALAKAZAM!!” she zapped Matt and Izzy and their hair turned back to normal.  “I guess I CAN’T turn them back to normal.” Wizardwomon sighed and faded away.  Then, HerculesKabuteriwomon began to fade and so did the world around them until they were in the middle of the desert.

“Great job KARI!!” yelled Matt.

“Whatever did I do?” asked Kari stupidly.

“You stupidly led us in the wrong direction and now we don’t even know where we are!!”

“How is that MY fault?!” yelled Kari.  Suddenly, Kari got possessed by the invisible Digimon she was just talking to.  “I feel so stupid in the body!” said the Digimon inside of Kari.

“WHOA!” said Matt.  “That was…kinda weird.”

“Ew!  Can I possess anyone else?  PLEASE?!” yelled “Kari”.  Everyone else ran over.

“Matt, what’s going on?” yelled Sora.

“Kari was just possessed by some weird Digimon.” Said Matt.

“Not again!!” yelled Mimi, slapping her forehead.

“Yeah, but this is a DIFFERENT Digimon!” yelled Tentomon.  “This is Possessmon…or something, I’m really not sure, I’m just making this up.”

“I am Pizzawomon!” said “Kari”.  Everyone started snickering.  “Please don’t make fun of my name.  I get this a lot and I don’t appreciate it.”

“Yeah but…PIZZAwomon!!” burst out T.K.

“Yes and if you want me to help, I suggest you stop laughing at me.”  Everyone stopped laughing except for Matt.  He was laughing fakely JUST to annoy Pizzawomon.  Then Izzy chimed in along with Matt even though he had no idea what he was laughing about.

“STOP!!” yelled Pizzawomon but no one could really take her seriously because she was inside Kari’s body.

“Fine, T.K., take them somewhere!!” said Sora as T.K. escorted Matt and Izzy far away from the discussion.

“Kari?  You seem…different.” Said Tai stupidly.  Pizzawomon ignored Tai and turned to Sora and Mimi.

“Now, I’ve been trying to help you find your way to the pyramids but Kari is too stupid to comprehend so…”

“The ETEMON pyramids?” asked Mimi.

“You know where they are?  Good, so I don’t need to lead you there and stay any longer in this body!  Bye then!!” Kari suddenly collapsed on the ground but no one cared so she stayed there until she woke up.

“Kari!!  You were acting so weird!!  You said your name was Pizzawomon and…” said Tai.

“I wish it was!!” yelled Kari.  Kari and Tai hugged each other.

“You know what?” said Sora looking around.  “I think it was kind of convenient that we were transported to the desert of all places when we were looking for the pyramids.”

“Yeah!” said T.K. looking enviously at Izzy and Matt who were being cute and T.K. wished that he could be cute too.  Tentomon flew over from out of nowhere.

“I found them!” he yelled as he landed.

“Found what?” asked no one in particular.

“The pyramids!!  I can take you there, just let me digivolve!”

“Can you?” asked Mimi.

“Um…I don’t see why not.” All of a sudden, the digivice flew down and everyone heard the Digimon song as Tentomon started spinning and lots of writing in English and Japanese flew around him.  “Tentomon digivolve to…” Tentomon started spinning faster and then he came really close to the screen and then backed away only to reveal Kabuterimon.  Kabuterimon slowed the spinning down until he stopped.  “Kabuterimon!!”  Everyone looked at the newly digivolved Digimon and shrugged.

“REALLY big buggy!!” laughed Izzy.  Mimi grabbed Izzy and hoisted him on top of Kabuterimon.  He of course, was terrified and started crying.  Matt, even though he was scared, got on too.  Everyone else was used to this and they climbed on top of him.  He flew over the desert until they reached a group of pyramids.  Kabuterimon then landed, waited for everyone to get off and then turned into Motimon.

“Why’d you turn into Motimon?” asked Sora.

“Because I’m so hungry and weak!” said Motimon.  The group then entered the biggest pyramid because when no one was looking, Pizzawomon told Sora and Mimi that they had to find the center of the biggest pyramid and there would be a crystal or something or other that would turn them back.  They began walking down the long hallways of the huge pyramid not really sure of what they were looking for when all of a sudden, a weird looking Digimon came out of nowhere.  “That’s Locomon!  He takes innocent people and picks a weird personality for them to have and then laughs at their misfortune!!”  No one really believed Motimon since he hadn’t been right yet today.  Locomon then laughed like a weasel and scanned the group before him.  He decided to zap Izzy.  He zapped Izzy with some sort of red light and then disappeared.  Everyone crowded around Izzy expecting him to start crying but he didn’t.  He only whipped up and looking at everyone with glaring eyes.

“Izzy, are you…okay?” asked Mimi.

“Of course I am okay!  Why would I not be okay?!  I am the most okay one here!  I am okay and the okay one here is ME!!” answered Izzy talking about a bazillion miles per hour.

“Okay…” said Mimi.

“Since when can Izzy talk?” asked Sora.

“Izzy’s being a stupidhead!!” yelled Matt.  “Hey Stupidhead!!”

“My name is not Stupidhead!  Stupidhead is not my name!!  I am not addressed as Stupidhead and when you address me by that, you address me WRONG!!  If you were to address me correctly, you would call me by my name which is IZZY because Izzy is my name!!  Izzy is my name and my name is Izzy!!” yelled Izzy.

“Why is he repeating himself?” asked T.K.

“I told you!!  It was the work of LOCOMON!!” yelled Motimon.

“I’m Izzy and Izzy’s my name!!” said Matt waving his arms around and making fun of Izzy.

“You are not Izzy!!  I am the only Izzy here!  There is only ONE Izzy and that is ME!!  There is only enough room for ONE Izzy!!  Two is not the number of Izzys that there are!!  There is only ONE Izzy and that is ME!!  Therefore making it impossible for you to be Izzy since there is only one Izzy and that is me and not you because I am the only Izzy!!”

“Okay!” said Sora as she began to pretend to laugh.  “That was VERY funny Locomon!  I’m laughing!!  Ha ha ha ha!”  Locomon came into view.  He was laughing hysterically.

“You think so?  I think so too?  Would you like me to keep him that way?” He said.  Sora’s eyes widened.

“NO!!” she yelled.  “I mean…no, it would get old after a while, don’t you think?”

“Yeah but I won’t have to deal with him…YOU will!!” he started laughing and disappeared again.

“Hee hee!!  I talk stupid and repeat EVERYTHING I say!!” said Matt, making fun of Izzy again.

“I do not talk stupid!!  Talking stupid is not something I do!!  The way I talk is not stupid and stupid is not the way I talk!!  I also do not repeat everything I say!!  Saying things over and over and over and over is not the way I talk and the way I talk is not like that!!  Repeating things is not something I do and something I do not do is REPEAT things!!”  Matt decided to stop making fun of Izzy because it would only end in this.  Locomon appeared again.

“You know what would make this even funnier?  If I made him crazy and if I made him want to rule the world!!”  Locomon zapped Izzy and disappeared again.  Izzy started laughing diabolically.

“BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!  I will rule the world!!  Ruling the world is something I will do!!  BWA HA HA HA HA HA!!”  Matt ran over to Izzy.

“Izzy!!  We can rule the world together!!”

“WE?!  You are incorrect when you say that word and the word that you said is WE!!  It is not WE who shall rule the world but ME!!  I shall be the only one who rules the world!!  You shall not rule the world WITH me!!  Not with you and not with anyone else!!  Just me by myself and all alone!!  Not as a collective group but as a single person and that single person shall be me!!  I shall be that single person and that single person shall be ME!!”  Izzy started laughing diabolically again. 

“I TOLD you but did you listen to me?  Noooooo!” said Motimon.  Sora turned to Motimon.

“How can we get this spell off of him without Locomon taking it off?”

“I don’t know…you didn’t believe me before…”

“I’ll believe you!!”

“Okay, fine…um…you have to…um…get…Locomon to turn him back?”  Motimon shrugged and looked defeated.

“But he won’t!!” yelled Sora.

“Did you ASK him?” asked Motimon.

“Well…I never actually tried just asking him but…” Sora was interrupted because Locomon’s cackling could be heard as he reappeared.

“He’s being REALLY funny!!” he shrieked.

“Umm…” began Sora.

“Go ahead…” urged Motimon.

“Umm…Locomon, do you think you could turn Izzy back?”

“Sure, why not!!” Locomon shrugged and zapped Izzy with a blue light.  Locomon then disappeared and was never seen or heard from again.  Everyone crowded around Izzy as he stood up completely unharmed and oblivious of what just happened.

“Izzy, are you okay?!” asked Mimi.

“Izzy, are you still going to take over the world?” asked Matt as if he REALLY wanted to be the ruler of the world.

“Matty’s STUPID!!” said Izzy as he started laughing.

“I GUESS he’s back to normal.” Said Sora.

“Well, me and Izzy are going to take over the world ANYWAY!!  And we’re gonna start with you guys!!  Right Izzy?” said Matt.

“Matty’s STUPID!!” repeated Izzy as he wrapped his arms around Matt’s waist.  Matt freed himself from Izzy and walked over to Tai.

“Tai, you can be my slave!” he said.

“What?” asked Tai.  “I am INDEPENDENT!!”

“Shut-up slave!” yelled Matt as he slapped Tai.  Izzy ran over to Matt.

“Matty, wassa MY save?”  he asked.  Matt looked around. 

“You can have…KARI!!”  Izzy smiled and ran over to Kari.

“Shu-up save!” yelled Izzy as he slapped Kari because he didn’t really know what he was doing so he just copied Matt.

“YEOUCH!!” yelled Kari as if that was the most painful thing that’s ever happened to her.  No one really cared if Kari was in pain or not so they just ignored her.  Matt then jumped on Tai’s back.

“Carry me slave!!” he yelled at Tai.  Izzy copied.

“Carry me save!!” he yelled at Kari.  Since Kari and Tai are so stupid, they did.  The group ventured farther into the pyramid until they reached a large room with many doors.

“Which door should we take?” asked Sora.

“We’ll try them all, until we get the right one!” said Tai.

“Tai, I don’t think that would work.” Said Sora.

“This would be where IZZY would come in handy.” Said Mimi sadly.

“He’s right here!” said Kari as she galloped over to Mimi.

“Hiya Mimi.” Said Izzy from behind Kari’s back.

“Kari, if we needed someone to be cute, he’d come…”

“If you need someone to be cute, you should use Matt as well!  He’s cute too!!” said Tai stupidly.

“No, we DON’T need cuteness!!” yelled Mimi, a bit annoyed with the stupidness that runs in the Kamiya family but definitely does NOT run in either the Izumi or the Ishida family.

“Let’s choose DOOR NUMBER FOUR!!” yelled Matt, trying all too hard to sound like a T.V. game show host.  He starts motioning towards the door marked with a big ‘4’ on it.  It has Christmas tree lights around it and it looks all stupid and stuff like that.  Everyone goes through the door (after directing Kari away from the wall that she was repeatedly crashing into) and looks around.

“Hey, everyone!” Matt said.  “I have a riddle!  What’s the difference between Kari’s brain and a jar of mayonnaise?”

“Uh…” Sora said, not really in the mood for riddles.  “Mayonnaise tastes better on sandwiches?”

“I yike man-aze!” Izzy said.

“Mayonnaise comes in a jar?” Mimi suggested.

“You can throw away mayonnaise when you’re sick of it.” T.K. answered.

“Mayonnaisemon is known for his…oh…never mind.” Motimon started.

“Mayonnaise is a tad bit squishier!” Tai said stupidly.

“Mayonnaise tastes good on tofu and sandpaper and my brain doesn’t!” Kari said stupidly while scratching her head stupidly.

“NO!” Matt said.  “You’re all wrong!  Mayonnaise has a higher I.Q.!  While mayonnaise has an I.Q. of one, Kari has no I.Q. whatsoever!”

“THANKS!” screeched Kari happily and stupidly.

“Okay, here’s another one.” Matt said.  “How many Tais does it take to screw in a light bulb?”

“That’s enough of this!” Sora said as she started to show hints of turning into the ever-evil Zora the Monster.  (Watch out baby Matt!!  Zora the Monster is an evil form of Sora when she gets mad for those of you who don’t know.)  “Let’s go.”  She led them into this big room type thing and they all sat down cause they didn’t know what else to do and they were a little bored.

“What are we going to do in here?” Tentomon asked.

“Since when are you Tentomon?” Mimi asked Tentomon.  “Weren’t you Motimon the last time you said something which was about twenty lines above this?”

“I got bored!” Tentomon said.  “So I digivolved when no one was looking cause I didn’t feel like going through this long thing of the digivice and then spinning and stuff like that.”

“I’m going to write ‘yellow’ on the ‘black’!” Tai said suddenly and stupidly.

“What’s that supposed to mean?” asked no one in particular.  (It was probably T.K. but we don’t care all thet much about him.)

“The black doesn’t work too well.” Commented Kari.  “Try the green.”

“WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!”

“The yellow didn’t work very well.” Tai said.

“Look!” Kari said.  “This one changes colors!”

“UNHAND ME!” yelled a tiny voice.  Tentomon flew over and gasped.

“GASP!!” he yelled.  “It’s Yellowchangingcolormarkerwomon!  I wouldn’t want to get in his way when he unleashes his yellow-changing-color powers!”  Tentomon looked around and gasped some more.  “GASP!!  GASP!!  It’s Blackchangingcolormarkerwomon and Greenchangingcolormarkerwomon!”

“GRRRR!!” scowled Yellowchangingcolormarkerwomon,  Blackchangingcolormarkerwomon and Greenchangingcolormarkerwomon all together.  “HOW DARE YOU USE US!”

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!” screamed Kari and Tai at the top of their lungs.  “THE PAIN!!  THE AGONEY!!” 

“We haven’t done anything yet.” Greenchangingcolormarkerwomon said calmly and slightly annoyed.  All of a sudden, Leomon ran by and stomped on all the color changing marker Digimon. 

“BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!” said Leomon and he ran away.

“Leomon’s kind of gay…” said T.K.  Matt snorted with laughter.

“T.K.,” Mimi said to him.  “That’s not very nice.”

“Mimi, I seepy!” Izzy said to Mimi.  Mimi picked him up.  Izzy yawned and rested his head on her shoulder.  He started giggling as he twirled her hair around his finger.  “I yika you hair.” Izzy commented.  He looked at Mimi and smiled and started laughing some more has he played with her hair some more.

“Izzy, I thought you were sleepy.” Mimi said to him.

“I am!” he whined and slammed his head back on her shoulder.

“I’m tired too!” Matt said to Sora, pulling down on her shirt.  “Pick me up!  Pick me up!”  Sora sighed and tried not to look at Matt because she knew that if she did then she wouldn’t be able to resist his incredibly cuteness and she would HAVE to pick him up.  When she couldn’t help it anymore, she bent down and picked him up.

“So where do we have to go?” Tai said stupidly.

“Tai, where did you come from?” Sora said to Tai, somewhat annoyed.

“From underground!” Tai said.  “Me and Kari were diggin a hole to the other side of the world!”

“I am a good shovel!” Kari said.

“You were using Kari as a shovel?” Matt asked as he started laughing.  “Let me try!  Put me down, Sora you fag!”  Sora sighed and put Matt down.  Matt ran over to Kari and grabbed her legs.

Suddenly, Izzy looked at Mimi.  “Putta me down Sora you fag!” he yelled at Mimi.  Mimi put Izzy down and Izzy ran over to Matt.  He grabbed one of Kari’s legs and stared up at Matt.

“Izzy, what are you doing?” Matt said angrily.  “I’m trying to dig with Kari as a shovel!”

“Kari is a shovel.” Tai said randomly.

“I am a good shovel.” Kari said in response.

“Let go!” Matt said.

“Let go!” Izzy copied, smiling.

“No, I had it first!” Matt said.

“No, I-a have FIRST!” Izzy giggled.  All of a sudden, a little elf appeared out of nowhere.

“I am the Mystic Elf!” said the stupid little elf.  “I can grant you three wishes!”

“Oh, good!” Sora said.  “We can wish for the magic crystal!  I wish…”

“I wish for a new dress!” Mimi said suddenly.

“GRANTED!” said the Mystic Elf.  “ZAP!”  A new dress that looked exactly the same as the one she was wearing appeared in her hands.

“Thanks!” Mimi said happily.

“Okay, we still have two more wishes.” Sora said.  “I wish…”

“I WISH FOR A MONKEY!!” Matt said.

“GRANTED!” said the Mystic Elf.  “ZAP!”  A little monkey appeared in Matt’s hands.

“Is that Monkeymon?!” yelled Tentomon.  “Monkeymon is famous for his…”

“It’s not Monkeymon, it’s just a regular old monkey.” The Mystic Elf explained to Tentomon.

“What’s a monkey?” Tentomon asked.

“Just think Etemon.” The Mystic Elf told him.

“I know what a monkey looks like…” Tentomon started.

“Oh, SHUT-UP!” the Mystic Elf yelled.

“Oh BOO-HOO!!” Tentomon said.  He got so depressed that he de-digivolved all the way to Pabumon.

“PABU-PABU!” Izzy yelled as he ran over to hug his old friend.

“Okay, nobody wish for anything else!” Sora said.

“WE WISH FOR A SHOVEL!!” Tai and Kari said at the same time.

“GRANTED!!” The Mystic Elf said happily.  “ZAP!” A shovel floated above their heads and then dropped on their heads with a hollow ‘CLANG!!’  “I am finished here!” The Mystic Elf yelled.

“NO!” Sora yelled.  “PLEASE!  MYSTIC ELF!  DON’T LEAVE!”  The Mystic Elf smiled and disappeared.  Sora looked defeated.  “All right, let’s go look for the magic crystal now.” She said sadly.

“Don’t feel bad, Sora!” Matt said.  “You can play with my monkey!”  He offered his monkey to Sora.

“You can wear my clothes and we can be twins!” Mimi said.

“You can use our shovel.” Tai said.  “Cause I can use Kari and I don’t really need this shovel.”

“WHY DID YOU WISH FOR IT THEN!?” Sora yelled, looking more like the ever-evil Zora the Monster than ever.

“I don’t know, we felt like it!” Kari said stupidly.

“So you wished for a shovel when you thought that using Kari’s stupid hollow head would work better?!” Half-Sora-Half-Zora The Monster yelled.

“Sora, chill out.” Tai said stupidly.  “Take a day off!  GEEZUMS!”

“RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!” Sora screamed as a wall of fire formed around her and when the fire went away, there stood ZORA THE MONSTER!  “WE’RE GOING TO FIND THAT MAGIC CRYSTAL WITH NO MORE INTERRUPTIONS!!”  She scanned the other Selected Kids with her glowing red eyes.  “RIGHT?!”  Izzy started to cry and hug Pabumon.  No one disagreed as they followed Zora the Monster.  The exited door number 4 and went into door number 241643 and right inside was the MAGIC CRYSTAL!  “It’s the crystal!” Zora the Monster yelled only now she turned back into Sora cause she was happy to see the crystal!

They all started to walk to towards the crystal but Matt’s monkey escaped and ran over to a little lever.  “Come back Kimba!” Matt yelled.  The monkey pulled down the lever and a little trap door thingy opened underneath all of them.

“If you don’t notice that we’re hovering, we won’t fall!” Tai said stupidly.

“BAD KIMBA!” Matt yelled at the monkey.

“TAI I’M SCARED!” Kari yelled as she looked down.  They all plunged to their doom but none of them died.

“GOOD JOB KARI!!” Sora yelled sarcastically.  “Now we’ll never get the crystal!”  All of a sudden, a little thingy sparkled in the distance.  “IT’S THE CRYSTAL!!”  They all ran over towards the real crystal because the one up there was a fake to mislead you so they actually should be thanking Kimba for pulling the lever.

“Now what do we do with it?” Mimi said, staring at it.

“Let’s BREAK it!” Matt said, reaching for the crystal but thankfully the little rock thingy it was on was too high for Matt to reach.

“LESS BREAK IT!” Izzy said, jumping up and down.  He ran over to Mimi and demanded to be picked up.  “Picka me up!” he said to her.  Mimi bent down and picked him up.

Kimba ran over to Matt and jumped on his head.

“Well…I wish there were some directions…” Sora said.  All of a sudden, The Mystic Elf came out of nowhere.

“Did I forget to mention that you have FOUR wishes?” said the Mystic Elf. 

“We wish for directions!” Sora said.

“GRANTED!” yelled the Mystic Elf.  “ZAP!!”  Some directions appeared in Sora’s hands.  He then disappeared before the Selected Kids could kill him. 

“Okay, it says to hold it and say ‘Kazim, Kazam, Kazoom’.” Sora said.  “Okay…KAZIM!!  KAZAM!!  KAZOOM!!”

“Sora, you have to hold it.” Mimi pointed out.

“Oh yeah.”  Sora picked up the crystal.  “KAZIM!!  KAZAM!!  KAZOOM!!”  Nothing happened.  “GRRRRRR!!”

“I wish they would just TURN back!” Mimi said sadly.  All of a sudden, the Mystic Elf appeared out of nowhere again.

“Did I neglect to tell you that you have FIVE wishes?” he asked.  “Oh, silly me.”

“FINE!” Mimi said.  “We wish that Matt and Izzy would just turn back to their Izzy and Mattish selves!!”

“GRANTED!!” yelled the Mystic Elf.  “ZAP!!”  Purple and blue smoke stuff filled the room and when it all cleared Izzy and Matt were standing there only they were still little and cute.

“WHAT THE HELL YOU STUPID ELF!?!” yelled Matt.  “You gave me my mind back but not my body!?”

“Fascinating.” Was all that Izzy had to say.

“TURN US BACK OR ELSE!!”

“Sorry, you only had FIVE wishes!” said the Mystic Elf.  Matt ripped the monkey off his head and punted it.  Izzy looked at Pabumon and kinda looked at him.

“Is that you, Tentomon?” he asked.

“No, I’m a DIFFERENT one.” Answered Pabumon.

“Are you SURE we don’t have six wishes?” Tai asked stupidly.

The Mystic Elf started to think.  “Let me check.”  He pulled out a little scroll.  “Oh, it says that you DO have six wishes!”

“Oh, I wish for another shovel then!” Tai said.

“Um…” started the Mystic Elf.  “I already gave you a shovel but I can turn T.K. into a shovel for you.”

“NO!” shrieked T.K.

“Then I guess I can’t help you,” said the Mystic Elf.

“What kind of Mystic Elf are you anyway?!” Kari yelled.

“Okay, don’t listen to anyone else but ME.” Sora said to the Mystic Elf.  “Don’t listen to ANYONE ELSE!”

“Why CAN’T he?” Matt demanded.  “Listen to ME!  I wish that you would turn me back into my normal self!”

“GRANTED!!” yelled the Mystic Elf.  “ZAP!”  Matt turned back into his normal self but Izzy stayed small and cute.

“THAT’S why I didn’t want you to listen to anyone else.” Sora sighed.

“Well I’M back to normal and that’s all that really matters.” Matt said.  “Besides, Izzy was small to begin with and I’m sure a couple of measly feet won’t make a difference to him.”

“Oh, I’m SURE.” Izzy said sarcastically.  “I’m less than two feet tall.”

“Well, Mystic Elf, we would REALLY like it if you checked your scroll again to see if we have seven wishes.” Mimi said to the Mystic Elf.  The Mystic Elf frowned.

“Nope.” He said.  “You only have six.”  He went to disappear but all the Selected Kids kill him before he can.  All his magical stuff floats around and Izzy turns back to normal!!

“PRODIGIOUS!!”