"Bring out the Juggies!"
          -The Man Show (Comedy Central)
I HATE THE MAN SHOW AND I HATE THE STUPID BITCHES THAT DANCE ON THAT SHOW HALF NAKED!
HOW ARE WOMEN EVER GOING TO GET TAKEN SERIOUSLY IF TOO MANY WOMEN DO SUCH DEMEANING THINGS??  IF YOU MUST SELL YOUR LOOKS AND BODY, THEN YOU HAVE SOLD THE RIGHTS OF WOMEN TO BE TREATED LIKE HUMAN BEINGS, AND NOT SEX KITTENS!
I HATE BRITNEY SPEARS, AND CHRISTINA AQUILLERA, AND PAMELA ANDERSON, AND PLAYGIRL BUNNIES, AND ....AND...AND....
THEY ARE ONE OF THE MAIN REASONS WE STILL NEVER HAD A WOMAN PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THEY GIVE IN TO PATRIARCHY!!!!!!!!!
"You know what I want for summer?  I want a white bathing suit with cherries on it, cause I think that would be really cool."
                 -some girl at Target
The Gift
by: Carole Oles

Thinking she was a gift
they began to package it early.
they waxed its smile
they lowered its eyes
they tuned its ears to the telephone
they curled its hair
they straightened its teeth
they taught it to bury its wishbone
they poured honey down its throat
they made it say yes yes and yes
they sat on its thumbs
That box has my name on it,
said the man. It's for me.
And they were not surprised.
While they blew kisses and winked
he took it home.  He put it on a table
where his friends could examine it
saying dance, saying faster.
He plunged its tunnel
he burned his name deeper
Later he put it on a platform
under the Klieg lighs
saying push, saying harder
saying just what I wanted
you've given me a son.
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