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| FELON FINANCIAL BANKING |
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LOOKING FOR A JOB? |
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NOW HIRING SPECIAL PEOPLE |
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LIKE YOU! |
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SICK AND TIRED OF ASKING PEOPLE IF THEY WANT PAPER OR PLASTIC? GET A JOB WITH A COMPANY THAT WORKS FOR YOU! |
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HERE AT FELON, WE VALUE THE "SPECIAL PEOPLE" OF SOCIETY! WE FEEL THEY ARE IMPORTANT FOR ANY FINACIAL COMPANY'S SUCCESS (HOW ELSE COULD WE GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING?) |
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MANY OF OUR EMPLOYEES ARE HAPPY TO WORK FOR OUR COMPANY AND YOU WILL BE TOO! JUST LISTEN TO SOME OF OUR CURRENT EMPLOYEES: |
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" I LIKE FELON BECAUSE I GET A BANANA EVERY DAY AT LUNCH. I LIKE BANANAS...AND SILK BOXERS TOO!" -DAC |
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"ME CHINESE, ME PLAY JOKE, ME PUT PEEPEE IN YOUR COKE...... PUSSY CHANGE OIL EVERY 3,000 MILES." -MAMA MAHE |
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SO APPLY TODAY! A GREAT JOB IS A CAMEL TOE AWAY!! |
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STRIKE A POSE..... |
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WE EVEN HIRE RETARDED CAMBODIANS !!! |
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GO BACK TO FANTASTIC DEATH ABYSS. CLICK ON THE PLANET>> |
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