FELON FINANCIAL BANKING
LOOKING FOR A JOB?
NOW HIRING SPECIAL PEOPLE
LIKE YOU!
SICK AND TIRED OF ASKING PEOPLE IF THEY WANT PAPER OR PLASTIC?
GET A JOB WITH A COMPANY THAT WORKS FOR YOU!
HERE AT FELON, WE VALUE THE "SPECIAL PEOPLE" OF SOCIETY! WE FEEL THEY ARE IMPORTANT FOR ANY FINACIAL COMPANY'S SUCCESS (HOW ELSE COULD WE GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING?)
MANY OF OUR EMPLOYEES ARE HAPPY TO WORK FOR OUR COMPANY AND YOU WILL BE TOO!
JUST LISTEN TO SOME OF OUR CURRENT EMPLOYEES:
" I LIKE FELON BECAUSE I GET A BANANA EVERY DAY AT LUNCH. I LIKE BANANAS...AND SILK BOXERS TOO!"
   -DAC
"ME CHINESE, ME PLAY JOKE, ME PUT PEEPEE IN YOUR COKE......
PUSSY CHANGE OIL EVERY 3,000 MILES."
-MAMA MAHE
SO APPLY TODAY! A GREAT JOB IS A CAMEL TOE AWAY!!
STRIKE A POSE.....
WE EVEN HIRE RETARDED CAMBODIANS !!!
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