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| THE ASSHOLE TEST |
| If you saw this coming at you, what would you do? a. run b. turn around and let out a rank ass fart. c. suck your thumb |
| Do people call you an asshole? When you are out in public, do you hear buttcheeks slapping together? You could be an asshole. Take the Asshole Test to find out! Start at #1 asshole. |
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| Do you believe in the possibillity of extraterrestrial life? a. Of course b. hell no. c. What!? The aliens are coming? I want my mommy! |
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| What is this? a. a bull getting ready to charge b. my sister on crack c. my mommy when I do something bad and she gets mad at me...(I scared) |
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| What is this couple doing? a. the jitterbug dance b. having sex in front of everyone c. that's a mommy punishing her son cause he did something bad. |
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| What the Fuck is going on HERE???? a. a shell game b. lining up monkey balls to see which one is bigger. c. My mommy threatened to chop my nuts off if I got a girlfriend. |
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| What would you do for a klondyke bar? a. nothing , nada, zip b. bungee jump with Bertha Da Fat Bitch c. I don't know, I would have to ask my mommy first. |
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| ANSWERS |
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| IF YOU HAD MOSTLY As: Congradulations, you are not an asshole, but that doesn't mean that you aren't a fuck face. GO eat a monkey ball. I still don't like you. IF YOU HAD MOSTLY Bs: Guess what? You are a certified asshole. That's right, a team of top psychologists at Harvard University created this test and have found that if you pick alot of Bs, you are a fucking asshole. Have a nice day! IF YOU HAD MOSTLY Cs: You are a special type of asshole. This test has found that you are a certified Mama's boy. Mommy does everything for you, she even wipes your stinky ass! |
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