08/14/06
Lindsay is tooooo much!
Not only is Lindsay Lohan's wild partying affecting
her acting career, it now may cause her to be kicked
out of her L.A. hotel "home," the Chateau Marmont.
"They are trying to kick her out. It is very disruptive
with all of her friends coming in and out and her late
nights," said a source. Another insider added, "Even for
the Chateau, it is too much."
Another guy said: "Lindsay is a spoiled whore"
news, a crew member from Herbie: Fully Loaded has
posted an anonymous letter "that supports
Morgan Creek's laments about Lohan's dubious work ethic."
"Her behavior [on 'Georgia Rule']
(her new movie) is exactly the same inconsiderate
[bleep] she pulled on the 'Herbie' production...She
stayed out all night, and then the doctor announced
that Ms. Lohan had asthma the next day. She played
the exhaustion card a couple of times . . . She called
in sick one day and . . . she is across town [spending]
a day with her then-boyfriend [Wilmer Valderrama] of
'That '70s Show.'..."Another day she has the 'doctor'
call in Ms. Sickie's fake ailment, because she was
shooting her own music video the night before . . .
The Princess was able to make the production [crew]
re-create the desert race sets closer to the Four
Seasons [hotel]. She said she had signed on 'to do
a film in Los Angeles' and El Mirage was too hot
and too far. She is a brat."
This is what I think, in Lindsay's bloodshot
eyes, Lindsay walks on water. It's never
Lindsay's fault. No matter what she does,
she thinks everybody will always love her.
She could be raped by gorillas at the zoo
and think the cheers were because she swallowed.
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06/02/06
She's careful of loosing her ass!
To get back to her fighting weight, Mariah Carey
is living on plain fish and soup. She doesn't have
quite the abs of steel that Janet Jackson gained back,
but it looks as if the diet is paying off for the diva.
Just as long as she doesn't loose the junk in her trunk,
she'll be happy.
(For those who don't know, Janet and Mariah were trying
to get a role in this movie where they have to be fat and
Mariah got it instead of Janet so that was a real pain for
Janet Jackson!)
Anywayzzz the beautiful diva has taken all calorific treats
off the menu until she reaches her target weight. She told
America's People magazine she's been on a really bleak diet,
which is basically soups and fish prepared really blandly.
However, it's unlikely Mariah will ever get too skinny -
because she's terrified of losing her sexy curves. The
stunning star has said although she likes working out she
can't exercise too much in case she loses her ample butt.
She told Britain's Daily Mirror newspaper:
"I've been working out
like mad - you can even punch me in the
stomach and feel how tight that is."
"But I've gotta slow it down because the
other day someone told me I was losing my
ass - and I don't want to lose that."
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05/26/06
You have failed Pussycat Dolls!
I am soooooooooooooo sorry I havent posted for a
long time, but like the site says... It's only
updated when there is hot fresh soup people!
So guess what? There is some today! Pussycat
Dolls on a platter, with some chaos tossed in,
mmmmmmm. So the news is that America has spoken,
and we don't want our kids playing with dolls that
look like transvestite hookers. Hasbro had planned on
developing a line of Pussycat dolls, but due to mounting
mounting pressure from a grass-roots parents protest, the
decided to scrap the idea. I could see Vivid coming out with
a line of Pussycat blow-up dolls.
Parents started getting worried so some mom said:
"Every single person I spoke to was shocked that
this would even be considered," said Flythe, 43,
who has a 4-year-old daughter. I KNOW RIGHT?
"It could be an appropriate adult entertainment
product, but definitely not for kids." Flythe wrote to Hasbro
officials last month after hearing about the outrageous
plans for the dolls based on the Dolls, a campy burlesque
group of dancers. The Dolls, who are hugely popular with
teenagers, have a crossover hit with their song "Don't Cha"
featuring lyrics about group sex.
"Parents were instantly upset about it," said Josh Golin
of the Campaign for a Commercial-Free Childhood, which
helped spearhead the backlash. "They're scantily clad.Their lyrics are sexual," Golin added.
One more thing, for the people who don't think they are
sluts check these pictures out, you lil hookers!!
______Shake it you sluts, who dresses you hookers? A blind nun?:
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05/22/06
Guess the cleavage!!
Ok so first you guess then you click and find out...
No Im not a guy and NO I'm not in to boobs but lets
just say you'll find out why I'm doing this once you
click and watch in horror!
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!!!!!!! Skater girl Avril is getting to her girl
side huh? That was a major change for a "punk".
I mean Avril showing cleavage with blonde hair is
something hard to picture, but not today folks!!!
As you should already know she is engaged for a
year now with the ugliest guy that stands on the
planet earth (Deryck Whibley) just for fun lets see
some before and after photos of Avril Lavigne
shall we?
Before:
After:
So now she's in to high heels,
dresses and big sunglasses like
all the other rich fashionable gals
of today. I think her old look suits
her better, but thats just me, she does
look nice and pretty, thats always cool.
Now she says that she likes being
more feminin, its fun and that
now shes thinking of modeling!
All I have to say is WEIRD...
Hey Avril just dont start looking like
that Duff girl, thats all I ask!
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05/19/06
Carefull Britney!!
OMG! This is the 3rd time something has happened
like this to poor Sean P. *cries*. This is what
happened:
Britney was holding a drink in her right hand and
Sean in her left as she maneuvered through a crowd of
onlookers. Britney moves through the crowd and then she
suddenly trips, the baby's head goes backward and his hat
flies off his head. Britney regained her balance and the baby
seemed ok.
THE WEIRD THING ABOUT THIS IS:
Britney Spears was quoted as saying:
"This is why I need a gun" after the event was over.
Um, what would the gun be used for? To shoot the baby
before he hits the ground? To keep her fans at bay? Use
it to keep the paparazzi in line? Girl, you tripped. That was
really it. Poor Brintey as everyone knows I am a huge fan so
naturally I am sorry for her and hey its her first time being,
a mom and a celebrity at the same time so, yeah...
When you think about it, maybe she wanted to shoot herself for
doing what she did? I mean she really loves this kid!
I mean I really do feel bad, just look at her after what happened!
Poor Britney *cries*
_______________________________-Check out Sean Preston's disaster!!:
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05/18/06
Paris and Brandon Davis diss Lindsay!!
Why you ask? Well Paris Hilton hates Lindsay Lohan
because of this:
Lindsay Lohan reportedly got into an altercation
with the Hilton sisters. Witnesses say there was a
lot of trash talk, and at one point Lindsay and Hilton
were literally face-to-face. According to sources, the
feud stems from the fact that Paris did not like Lindsay
using her name when promoting her new film, Just My Luck,
because Paris feels that Lindsay is using her name to further
her career.
Ok so now you know so here is the deal:
Brandon Davis, whose only claim to fame is inheriting money
from his billionaire oil tycoon grandfather, having sex with
Mischa Barton and hanging out with fellow useless socialites,
went on a tirade about Lindsay Lohan the other night to the
paparazzi as Paris Hilton, Nicky Hilton and various hangers-on
laughed at his comedic brilliance.
CLICK HERE to watch the video(hilarious)!!
The following are a few things he said about Lindsay Lohan
(edited for language):
"Lindsay Lohan has got the stinkiest f***in' orange sweaty
vagina anyone has ever seen."
"[Lindsay's vagina] sh*ts out freckles, it's orange and it
smells like diarrhea."
"Her dad's hotter than her."
"[Lindsay's vagina] is like an orange tree."
"Lindsay Lohan has a fire crotch."
"She has freckles coming out of her vagina and her clitoris
is 7 feet long."
LMAO! He may be a dumb, sweaty donkey,
but is he really that far off about Lindsay Lohan? I mean,
most of us don't hang with this "cool crowd" in L.A., but
Lindsay's had sex with most of them at this point, so maybe
these are just well known facts around there. Kinda like how
everyone knows Tom Cruise is gay and Cameron Diaz kicks puppies
and killed J.F.K.
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