| hail giant ant eating worms with purple antennae on their backs |
| ok, kids, here's the deal...soon...real soon, the world is going to change amazingly. if you dont believe this the first time round, you will. oh, you will. in space, RIGHT NOW, there are these huge, giant ant-eating worms, which all have purple antennae on their backs. they control our minds from space, so when you do something bad, its the worms making you do it. use it as a reason and way to get out of trouble: "sparky, why did you let those turtles loose into the maths teachers briefcase?!" "it was the worms! they made me do it!" "oh, im terribly sorry...here, have a bit of cake..." yes, this is light-hearted, but soon, the worms will be here. and they will want to steal the cake of the world and eat it all with their slimey little mouths. disgusting. so what can WE do? well, me and my ol' buddy Brainbug69 have devised a cunning plan. we are stealing the cake from non-believers and hiding it til the worms get here. when theyre here, we offer to protect their cakes. and we pretend to worship the woms. and when we have their trust...we strike. follow us! and jeff! |
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| a worm, stealing the cake yesterday........ |
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