Origionally published on April 9, 2001 as "A G1 Ficbit Script in The Cybertronian Library at The Oracle of Cybertron I would like to thank Xander for inspiring this on ICQ with the question: Ever wonder what goes on amongst those four in there? (in reference to Rumble, Frenzy, Ravage and Lazerbeak inside of Soundwave) *L* This was my interpretation...

*The year is 1985...the scene...Soundwave sits seemingly alone on rock in the desert at sunset, all is peaceful until...*

Rumble:
Stop touching me! Soundwave, Frenzy is on my side again!

Frenzy:
I am not! Soundwave, he's breathing my air!

Soundwave:
*sighs* Not again...

Ravage:
Grrr....*slashs*

Lazerbeak:
Squawk!

Rumble: Soundwave! Ravage is chasing Lazerbeak again!

Soundwave:
Rumble! Frenzy! Separate those animals and get to your own sides of the compartment!

Rumble and Frenzy:
*dejected* Yes, Soundwave. *sounds of a scuffle* *in unison* SOUNDWAVE!!! He's doing it again!!!

Ravage:
*roars*

Lazerbeak:
*shrieks*

Soundwave:
You four settle down this instant, or you're going to bed and you won't get to watch A.L.F!!

Rumble and Frenzy:
But Soundwave!

Soundwave:
I mean it! Right now!

Rumble and Frenzy:
*quietly and seemingly obediently* yes soundwave...*mutual grumbling* *a few minute of quiet then...*

Rumble:
*whispers* Stop it!
*pause* I said stop it!
*pause* Stop it Frenzy!
*pause* STOP IT YOU CREEP! *throttles Frenzy*

Frenzy:
Owwwww! *howls* SOUNDWAVE!!

Ravage and Lazerbeak:
*start fighting again too*
Roar!
Squawk!
Hiss!
Shriek!
Yowl!

Soundwave:
*the ordinarily passive Soundwave now looks incredibly pissed off* THAT IS IT! *reaches inside own chest...a lot of banging, screaming, yowling and squawking and finally, whimpering is heard* You were warned! *punches button on chest, darkening the compartment* Now go to sleep! *mutters* I have had it! Just wait till your father gets home!

Rumble and Frenzy:
You're not going to tell him, are you Soundwave??

Soundwave:
I certainly am. I'm going to let HIM deal with you this time. I don't care if he's busy! *darkly* He can take some time out from his hectic schedual of being defeated by the Autobots to deal with you two.

Rumble:
Soundwave, don't tell Megatron...*whimper* He'll get mad...

Frenzy:
We're sorry!

Soundwave:
It's too late for that now! You should have thought of that the first time I told you to stop fighting! Now...GOOD-NIGHT! *sounds of crying drift from Soundwave's chest, and Soundwave groans*

*from a distance, the mocking screech of...*

Starscream:
*standing just over the rise snickering with his jet buddies getting a buzz on* Parenthood's a BITCH, isn't it Soundwave! *they bust out laughing*

Soundwave:
*sighs again, puts his head in his hands* Shut up, Screamer. Don't make me come over there to beat your ass and put you to bed. *Soundwave sounds tired, but clearly means every word*

*Starscream's companions start laughing at him. Soundwave continues;* That goes for the rest of you winged idiots too! My kids are trying to sleep. Go pester some Autobots. *the jet-bots fall silent, they look at each other, glancing wordlessly in Soundwave's direction. Then they turn around and slowly and retreat to the safety of a nearby cave*

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