MALE LOGIC

A man and his wife in court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child.

The wife jumped up and said: 'Your Honor. I brought the child into the world with pain and labor. She should be in my custody.

The judge turns to the husband and says ' What do you have to say in your defense? The man sat for a while contemplating then slowly rose. Your Honor. If I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out.. whose Pepsi is it ...the machine's or mine?

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