Sun Sept 22, 2002 10:45am
I'm sleepy
Well this is going to be a new feature on my site...a pic will be taken for each log. Even if I look like crud. So yeah I went and got myself signed up for a Wish List! When you look at this you may say...how old is she? Yes I love Disney DVD's and no I'm not ashamed of it. And I'm 23 if you must know my age. Oh yeah I don't have a heck of a lot of time right now but later on I'll add the pics I took the other day. I am in no way conceited but I actually got a bit hot and bothered when I was taking my own pics! That's strange huh?
Well then...let's move on...shall we? This guy is so "crusin' for a bruisin" I am watching Car Time, ya know one of those car dealer infomercials? This guy is the worst...he calls himself Captain Bargain, he's got his hair slicked back with what looks like an entire bottle of gel, he's got on these yellow tinted shades, his mouth is ON the microphone and he keeps yelling the same thing over and over and over. This is what I'm gonna do...I'm gonna write down the directions to United Auto Sales, which he shouts out after every car he shows, head on down there, kick him in the shins and skip away gleefully!
Oh yeah brain fart of the week, let me just set it up...Adam is at work talking on the phone with me and with a co worker about some of the Rampies(they direct the plane to the ramp and stuff.) Well he's saying how they don't do anything and they could get monkeys to do their job and shit like that and then he starts talking about how they don't get checked by security once their in and how, "they could just grab a knife and bomb the plane." Can one make a bomb using only a knife? I'm no McGuyver, but I thought you needed a bit more than that. I guess Adam being the air craft mechanic knows more than I do...goodness...I hope they don't fire him. Har har har...yeah he obviously meant hi jack instead of bomb but it's kinda nice to know that he's got the ability to fuck up his words as well as I do.
Well I'm off to be a lazy lump, maybe take a nap, maybe eat, watch the Patriots game and then Six Feet Under...oh yeah sorry Amy, Erin and Sara, it isn't the new season they are just playing all of the second season episodes again, don't hurt me I love you! I cannot wait till March for the new season I'm already having withdrawals! In case you have no clue what I am talking about it's an HBO series on Sundays at 8pm EST and it rocks it is a bit confusing if you are just jumping into it right now so if anyone has any questions you can ask me. For now I must leave you with this, "I am Julie's piano...I am Julie's piano..."

September 19th 2002

I've had a rotten day...you could cheer me up by buying me something nice!!! Yes I have begun a wish list...please donate to the NMF(Needy MILF Foundation) I would so appreciate it!!! I've got to run now...lotsa love! Oh yeah, can't forget this...I'd like to thank James0081 for being the first person to email me for a non-perverted reason. No offense to you guys who just check out my pics...hey you're guys but there is a lil bit more to my site...at the moment it isn't much but it will be soon. But for you typical guys out there, the MILFcam should be up by next week I hope...haven't had the time to properly set it up on the site and all but I'll get to it! Well TTFN Ta Ta For Now!

September 14th 2002

Well I have good news and bad news...I'll give you the bad news first...I am going to have to be a hairy bitch for a while. I'm talking like Ani Difranco-esque and shit...I went to get some waxing done today cuz I am fucking sick of shaving...and I haven't shaved in a week in preparation for just this event and when I get there the chick says oh no it isn't long enough yet...come back on the 25th and I can do it then. So I can't shave or pluck until the 25th of September??? That sucks...sorry Adam! ;)
Onto the good news...I start ballet class tomorrow! Which is also kinda bad since I bought myself a spaghetti strap leotard and I can't freakin shave! But it is really cool that I am finally going to do it. I've been talking about it for a long time. And I am going to my daughter's dance school so I know the instructors which is cool. Yeah I'm gonna be a ballerina but no I am not going to wear a tutu. My Mom automatically asked aww are you gonna wear pretty costumes and dance in the recital??? I said hellz no! I gotta get Taylor ready at the recital which is enough work imagine me trying to get the both of us ready? Yeah it might happen...and monkeys might fly out of my butt! I'm just doing it to gain balnce, flexibity and for excercise. So yeah you are all like duhh...ok...can you do a split??? No I can't, yet. But I am going to run for now...I will leave you with this last bit of knowledge..."...evil will always win because good is dumb."

September 9th 2002

It's Sara's Birthday! She's 20! And I have no gift! Wait that last one is bad...shit...no gift...no cake...I need to get my ass in gear! What a shitty friend am I? Well she is no where to be found so I still have time. Gonna run out and search for something Sara. Oh and I'd like to thank Ray for that video clip of the stripper playing the piano with his penis...that was great...if anyone wants to see it email me and I'll send it to ya.
TTFN!

September 6th 2002

OK I hate to make an example out of someone but I just gotta...this is an emaple of how NOT to pick up chicks on the web...
LACCROSS3212: send me your site cuz its not working for me
LACCROSS3212: .......
CybilOhara: Pics
CybilOhara: it's working fine here
LACCROSS3212: call my cell
CybilOhara: I'm sorry?
LACCROSS3212: will you
CybilOhara: No
CybilOhara: I don't know you
LACCROSS3212: im actually a pretyy nice guy whos looking for a nice ready made family but ok
CybilOhara: ok
CybilOhara: do you have any idea how many people say that per day
CybilOhara: if I were to call every person online who asked me to I'd never be off the phone
LACCROSS3212: actually im serious
CybilOhara: I know you are
CybilOhara: and that is even more scary than someone who isn't
LACCROSS3212: so you wont call
CybilOhara: I mean you know absolutely nothing about me
LACCROSS3212: do you wear sandals
CybilOhara: ever hear of like Hi how are you today?
LACCROSS3212: wear sandls
CybilOhara: rarely
LACCROSS3212: lemma call ya
CybilOhara: no
CybilOhara: that'd be much better I'll give you my phone #
LACCROSS3212: ok
CybilOhara: you are new to the net aren't ya?
LACCROSS3212: whats your #
CybilOhara: you are not getting my number you freak

Ok so that last line was a bit harsh but what a freak of nature man! He hasn't bugged me since either. I always get the weirdos who talk about marriage in the first convo or send me pics of their schlongs. I love getting feedback but think before you type. Oh yeah and you can always email me. Right now I got about a hundred and one things to do...oh yeah so I am going to auctioned off on Ash's site soon. I believe I'm going to be auctioned off for a date with one guy and one gal...so check her site for info soon and bid on me so that she may get some boobies!

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