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| The Alti Theory |
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She's evil, she's mean..and she MAY be the cause of your problems Do you ever get the feeling something bad is going to happen? Do bad things happen to good people? Are you one of the good people bad things happen to? Are you a bad person ? Are you a bad person that bad things..er ..happen to? Do things happen that you can't explain? Do you know how to explain..things? Do things happen? Do you know anything? Do you have a brain? Are you alive? Are you dead? If you or the voices in your head have answered yes to any of these then this is something you need to hear. Listen. NO i mean really listen. Come closer..closer..ok shhhhh IT'S ALTI!!!!! Yes, Alti..evil voodoo amazon woman. She is the cause of all your problems. You see...my concubine and I have always had weird things happen. Weird voodoo esp things..couldn't explain them...until now. We have come to the conclusion that Alti is the cause of every problem out there. How? Ok an example. You fall on a rock; must be Alti. She put that rock there. Your cousin fails his test; it must be Alti. A house falls on your evil witch of a neighbor....OHHH U KNOW THAT'S ALTI. We're issuing this theory as a warning. Beware of amazons who ask you to be their destroyer of nations. The Alti...is out there. |