PIZZAS AND PROMISES
Fraser and Ray pose as used car salesmen to uncover a car "theft, cover up and resale" fraud. Fraser has a hard time juggling his new duds, and 2 women who are both trying to achieve the same objective. Patrick McKenna guest stars.
"Ray! Stop Diefenbaker! Stop him!"
"Hey! Stop! Halt! Un-mush! Un-mush!"
"Stop him!"
"Man, you aughta get that dog a hearing aid!"
"It was my mistake. I never should have sent him."
"He'll come back."
"No he won't. He'll chase it until he catches it."
"And if he doesn't catch it?"
"He'll die trying."
"Cliffs are for climbing, Lenny. That's why God gave us grapling hooks." (Lenny's expression is priceless!)
"Where are you going?"
"Stupid rookie mistake."
"What do you mean?"
"These last 2 blocks, I've been tracking a Lhasa Apso."
"You've been tracking a Lhasa Apso?!?"
"I know. If word of this gets back to the Territories, I'll never live it down."
"Mounties can be so cruel."
"You can't imagine."