Sunday Massacre Results (9/23/01)

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The Stolen Championship

The show starts off with Arch Angel inside the ring, microphone in hand. He welcomes everyone to the Dixon House of Pain, and he is here to also discuss about "The Franchise" John Hanley. He wonders why The Franchise continues to attack him week in and week out. He talks about how he put his ass on the line last week, and how he is the new BBA World Heavyweight Champion. The fans begin to chant "You suck dick!", and Arch Angel begins to speak before we here "Excuse me, excuse me...". It's Rob Sternberg coming to the ring. Rob says he'll take it from here. Rob reminds Arch Angel that not only is he a BBA Wrestler, but he is also paid to announce the "blow-by-blow" at the announce table. He tells him not to try to get himself over because this valuable mic time is for Rob Sternberg. Arch Angel tells him to shut up, and continues where he left off. He wants to face "The Franchise" John Hanley in a non-title match, so he can take back the BBA World Heavyweight Title that is rightfully his. Sternberg rips on him some more for putting himself over. Sternberg announces that Arch Angel will indeed be defending the World Heavyweight Title against John Hanley tonight. Sternberg asks Arch Angel if he possesses the belt, and asks him who does possess the belt. Arch Angel replies with "Franchise", and Hanley's music blares and it looks like he is going to join in. He asks Arch Angel who is the person who brought the word "Extreme" to the BBA? Arch Angel grabs the mic and says himself. Franchise grabs the mic back immediately, and he demands the World Title shot tonight (even though the Title is still on his shoulders). Franchise tells him if he doesn't get the title shot, then he'll shove his glasses right up his ass. Franchise asks the BBA fans if they want to see The Franchise kick the shit out of the Arch Angel, and of course they do. Rob Sternberg decides to answer Franchise's challenge for the Arch Angel. He tells John that no one in the Dixon House of Pain knows what they're talking about. The fans begin to chant "Asshole" at both Arch Angel and Sternberg. Arch Angel calls Franchise a jobber, and stealing championship belts is not how things work in the BBA. Rob disses the EWA, a wrestling promotion where The Franchise was crowned the World Heavyweight Champion previously. Sternberg tells the fans that they know nothing about this sport, and how they don't want someone like The Franchise representing the BBA as the World Champ. He pokes fun at The Franchise's weight, asking him when the baby is due. He also calls him a drunk, and says the "Extreme Icon" is full of crap. He says the person who should represent the BBA as World Champion is The Arch Angel. The fans begin to chant "asshole" again, which infuriates Sternberg and Arch Angel. Arch Angel brags about how he is a 3 time BBA Champion, all thanks to the fact that he takes his vitamins and says his prayers. Franchise says that he may drink a little too much, and smoke a little too much, but all that praying and vitamins haven't done anything for Arch Angel because he doesn't even have the belt. Fans begin a "Franchise" chant, and Arch Angel decides that he will put the World Title on the line. Franchise tells him that even though every match that the Extreme Icon has been is has been a no disqualification match, today Arch Angel will go into an "Extreme War".

Match Number: 1

Wrestlers: M80 vs. Firestarter

Match Details: 1-on-1, Hardcore

M80 hits the ring first, followed by the winless Firestarter. Perhaps if Firestarter wins this Hardcore match, maybe he will be in line for a Hardcore Championship match against M80 in the future? M80 starts this thing off with a dropkick, followed by a DDT. Firestarter, who brought drum sticks in his entrance, begins to use the sticks as weapons on M80. Firestarter goes for the pin, but no referee has made his way to the ring yet. M80 now uses the sticks to his own advantage, and Rob Sternberg will work as the impromptu referee for this match. Rob tries to get M80 and Firestarter to stop using weapons. Firestarter picks up M80 from the mat, and drops him in a powerbomb like move. M80 irish whips Firestarter out of the ring, and the ringout count reaches three before Firestarter is back in. M80 tries for a spin kick, but Firestarter catches his foot which sends M80 down. Firestarter locks in the Taz Missions, but M80 manages to break the hold. Firestarter attempts for a knee drop off the top rope to no avail. M80 uses a chair to attack Firestarter, and Sternberg tries to stop him again. Firestarter knocks M80 down, and locks in another sleeper hold on M80. M80 tries to kick Firestarter again, but Firestarter tries to lift him up, and M80 counters and connects with another DDT. M80 misses a clothesline, and Firestarter connects with a double axe handle. Firestarter uses the drum sticks again, and Sternberg grabs them away from him. The fight makes it way to the outside, where Firestarter kicks away on M80. Sternberg warns Firestarter for grabing the TV Title, and Firestarter nails Referee Rob Sternberg with the belt! M80 tries to hit Firestarter with the Hardcore belt, but Firestarter nails him with the TV Title as well. Firestarter goes for Up In Flames, but M80 gets out of it by hitting a spinebuster. M80 drags Firestarter back into the ring where he hits a legdrop to the groin. M80 picks up Firestarter and connects with the M-Factor! He could have this thing won, but it looks like he is going to go for the Flipping Leg Drop! M80 misses! Firestarter pins M80 after he misses his risky turnbuckle move. Rob doesn't count for Firestarter, due to the fact that he attacked him earlier in the match. M80 literally pushes Firestarter to the ground, gives him a cocky pin and Rob Sternberg counts a very quick three count!!! M80 picks up the pinfall victory. Firestarter continues his losing ways, as the World Television Champion has lost his fourth consecutive match.

Winner: M80 via Pinfall

Match Number: 2

Wrestlers: Calypso vs. Real Deal Rob

Match Details: 1-on-1

Calypso hits the ring to his new theme "Trust" by Megadeth. The BBA Tag-Team Champion will be taking on the BBA's newest member, and OWF Rival, Real Deal Rob. RDR has a mic, and says it's a coincidence that John Hanley (who is at ringside for commentary) and Calypso both have a problem with Real Deal Rob. He doesn't care who either of them are, and he will give Calypso the wrestling lesson of his life. He doesn't care about titles and main eventing. He claims he is going to bring the Old School style of wrestling to the BBA. He knows that Calypso represents the BBA, and he says Calypso represents everything that sucks about the BBA. He is going to beat some wrestling into the now former World Heavyweight Champion. RDR is done with the verbal attack, and it looks like this thing is underway. They tieup, RDR irish whips Calypso off the ropes, ducks underneath twice before hitting a hiptoss, and locking in an arm lock. RDR uses the ropes for leverage, which is stopped by the ref, and Calypso makes it to thr ropes. RDR has some verbal exchanging with the ref, before connecting with a sidewalk slam to Calypso on the turnbuckle chair! RDR stomps a mudhole on Calypso, and locks in an arm wrench, which is reversed into an arm wrench by Calypso. Calypso locks in the Dragon Sleeper, in which Calypso connects a reverse DDT for a two count. RDR locks in an arm wrench, reversed into an arm wrench by Calypso, RDR rolls over and hits a DDT to the arm of Calypso. RDR follows up with what Franchise called the "Real Deal Series", which is two supexes followed by a front face suplex. RDR with a bridge pin that only gets a one count. Calypso begins to fight back with a DDT, and a diving elbow drop off the turnbuckle for a two count. RDR comes back though, and connects with a spinning neckbreaker for a two count. Calypso makes it to his feet, but he is irish whipped into a dropkick from the Old School Icon. RDR irish whips Calypso into the corner, where he is met from some stiff knife edge chops. RDR hits a tornado DDT with another bridge pin that gets a two count. RDR and Calypso do a little bit of chain wrestling before Calypso irish whips RDR into a dropkick for a two count. Calypso irish whips RDR up and over the turnbuckle, and follows up with the jawbreaker for a two count. RDR fights back, attempts for a piledriver, but ends up flipping over his back to connect with another dropkick. RDR locks in the Canadian Maple Leaf, but Calypso manages to power out of it quickly and locks in the Walls Of Calypso! RDR does not tap, as he rolls Calypso up for 2, who is rolled up by Calypso for another two count. RDR now locks in the Figure Four Leglock! Calypso looks to be in a severe amount of pain, as he tries to turn it over to no avail. Calypso will not tap out. Calypso may have passed out, but the ref counts his hand out only twice as the Tag-Team Champ has something left in him. RDR breaks the hold, and Calypso stumbles to his feet, only to be hit with a chop block by RDR. RDR continues to work on the leg of Calypso, and he connects with a crossbody-like Russian leg sweep for a two count. Calypso rolls up RDR for 2, RDR rolls up Calypso for 2, and Calypso one more time for another two count. Irish whip into an arm wrench by RDR, who almost breaks the arm of Calypso by snapping it over his shoulder in a cutter like motion. RDR hits the Kryptonite Krunch, in which Calypso was somehow able to kickout. Another neckbreaker by RDR gets a two count. Calypso gets to his feet first, and he takes RDR off his feet to lock in the Walls Of Calypso!!! Calypso should have this thing won, but out of nowhere comes The Arch Angel to take Calypso out! The referee lets it go, and Franchise comes to the ring to stop Real Deal Rob from locking in the Maple Leaf! Franchise chases Arch Angel out of the ring, and nails the Extreme Expulsion on RDR! Arch Angel tries to attack Calypso again, but is met by a chair shot by The Franchise. Calypso and Franchise stare down, before shaking hands to align themselves against RDR and Arch Angel. Calypso wins this match by Disqualification, and a rivalry is born.

Winner: Calypso via Disqualification

Match Number: 3

Wrestlers: The Arch Angel vs. "The Franchise" John Hanley

Title: World Heavyweight Championship

Current Champ: Arch Angel

Match Details: 1-on-1, "Extreme War"

Arch Angel demands Franchise to get down to the ring as quick as possible so he can have his World Title back. Franchise enters the ring with his shopping cart, the BBA World Heavyweight Title, a cigarette, and of course a beer. Franchise salutes the World Title several times by toasting it with a beer, which pisses off Arch Angel noticibly. This thing starts off with a cheap shot by Arch Angel who nails Franchise with a metal disk that he hid behind his back. Irish whip into a clothesline by Arch Angel. Arch Angel slaps the fallen Franchise disrespectfully, and hits him with the metal disk again. Franchise fights back, and nails Arch Angel with that disk himself. Franchise goes to his shopping cart of weapons and throws everything at him except the kitchen sink. Franchise nails both Arch Angel and the referee with a licence plate before stepping on the gut of Arch Angel. Franchise chokes out Arch Angel with the ring ropes and uses the licenece plate again. Franchise irish whips Arch Angel into the shopping cart, but Arch Angel blindsides Franchise with a bulldog right onto that very shopping cart for a two count. Franchise comes back with a bodyslam onto the shopping cart, which is now in the very middle of the ring. Arch Angel is nailed with a kendo stick to the groin area twice, and Franchise slugs away on Arch Angel in the corner. Franchise sets up a chair on Arch Angel in the corner, where he hits a dropkick off of the shopping cart!!! Both men seem to be injured from that risk taken. Franchise bulldogs Arch Angel for a two count. "Lets go Franchise" chants begin to grow. Franchise literally throws the chair to the face of Arch Angel twice, and it looks like Franchise might be a little drunk. Franchise goes for an irish whip, but Arch Angel reverses it and sends Franchise into the shopping cart. Arch Angel hits a roundhouse kick, but misses a diving elbow drop off the turnbuckle. "Archie sucks" chants are now being directed towards the Arch Angel. Franchise takes advantage with a water jug shot to Arch Angel, and then Rob Sternberg at ringside. Franchise connects with a piledriver, and a wheelbarrel face plant right onto the announcers table! Franchise then connects with a Evenflow DDT, followed by a huge Diving Splash off the announcers table! Arch Angel manages to kick out after two. Franchise takes out the referee again, and sets the shopping cart upright in the ring. Franchise hits a scoop slam inside the ring, and lays a chair on the fallen Arch Angel. Franchise grabs a wooden plank, and climbs the shopping cart to hit another huge splash with the wood onto the chair! Arch Angel kicks out! Franchise cannot seem to put away the World Heavyweight Champ. More licence plate shots by Franchise, and a legdrop for a two count. Franchise connects with the Michinoku Driver! Franchise connects with his third splash off the shopping cart, in which the double knockout count reaches nine. Franchise nails Arch Angel with six singapore cane shots. The cocky pin only gets a two count. Franchise sets up Arch Angel for the Extreme Expulsion, but Arch Angel backbody drops him for a two count! Arch Angel goes for the Rolling Thunder, but legdrops him instead for a two count. Arch Angel locks in a bow and arrow lock, but Franchise powers out of it. Franchise has the World Heavyweight Title and nails Arch Angel over the head with it! Arch Angel connects with some kicks to the abs of Franchise, who is doubled over. Arch Angel sees his opportunity, and he sets up a chair where he connets with a springboard Ticket To Hell for the three count! Arch Angel has sucsessfully retain the BBA World Heavyweight Title, and is finally in possesion of the belt! Arch Angel attacks The Franchise a little after the match, and finally walks away with his Championship. The Franchise starts lighting a cigarette as he lays of the mat as Sunday Massacre comes to a close.

Post-Match Champ: Arch Angel

Winner: The Arch Angel via Pinfall