Wednesday Brawlzone Results (8/29/01)

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It smells like Doomsday for Calypso...

The Arch Angel hits the ring to his old "Rooftops" theme song, and he reminds us how The Frachise got the World Title shot last week. He says that The Franchise dropped the ball, as now Arch Angel wants to cash in on a possible World Title shot this week. Former Doomsday partner, Mike Savage hits the ring to fulfill his Commissioner duties. Savage feels bad that he gave away his title shot last week, so he will give him the opportunity to fight for the World Heavyweight Championship. It looks like the Doomsday alliance is still intact, despite last weeks rumors of a breakup. Both men leave the ring.

At the Announcer's Table with Arch Angel and Rob Sternberg

The Arch Angel joins us at at ringside commentary with Rob Sternberg. Sternberg insists that he does not have to be introduced, because he feels the people know his name. Arch Angel says it looks like it's going to be another great event, but Sternberg says it's great for the Arch Angel because he basically just walked in to get a World Title shot. Sternberg doesn't believe that Arch Angel can pick up the victory over Calypso. Arch Angel puts himself over some more, and Sternberg tells him the office just told him to tell Arch Angel to stop. Let's get back to ringside.

Match Number: 1

Wrestlers: Viper vs. M80

Title: Intercontinental Championship

Current Champ: M80

Match Details: 1-on-1

Viper hits the ring to another new theme, "Smells Like Teen Spirit" by Nirvana. Viper cuts a promo, stating the only reason he lost last week in the Intercontinental Title Triple Threat was because he was not involved in the pinfall (as M80 pinned Arch Angel). Viper has talked to the Commissioner, and tonight M80 will defend his newly captured Intercontinental Championship against Viper! M80 hits the ring, and it looks like this thing is ready to get underway. They lock up, and Viper begins to pound away on M80. Viper hits a hiptoss, and follows up with a vertical suplex for a two count. Viper sends M80 face first into the chair turnbuckle, and irish whips him into a clothesline for a two count. Sternberg and Arch Angel continue to argue at the announcers table, but meanwhile M80 hits a couple of elbows and is starting to fight back. M80 hits a running DDT, and kicks away on the Total Fucking Package. M80 locks in a Figure Four Leglock in the middle of the ring, but Viper manages to make it to the rope. M80 continues to work on the knee of Viper. M80 connects with a dropkick, and stomps away some more. M80 now sends Viper face first into the chair turnbuckle, sending Viper out of the ring. Back inside the ring, Viper connects with some punches, an irish whip, into a drop toe hold for a two count. Viper connects with a gutwrench suplex on M80, and connects with a bulldog. Viper locks in the Taz Missions, but M80 doesn't give up and he manages to elbow out of it. M80 regains the advantage, and connects with a Twist of Fate for a two count. Viper comes out of nowhere and punches M80 off of his feet. Viper follows up with a Russian leg sweep, as he irish whips M80 into a Rock Bottom. That seems to have taken a toll on both Superstars. Viper connects with with a body slam on M80. Viper follows up with a Full Nelson Bomb. Viper goes up on the turnbuckle, and connects with Guilt By Association! M80 kicks out after two! Somehow M80 has managed to kick out of that huge legdrop from Viper. Viper has had enough, as he grabs a metal pipe and looks to do some damage. The referee grabs the weapon away from Viper, and Viper takes out the referee! Viper connects with the Venom Bomb on M80, but the referee is still out. Viper continues to take his frustration out on the referee, and attempts for a powerbomb on M80, but he really doesn't get all of it. Viper is not satisfied with that, and this time he connects with another more brutal Powerbomb on M80. Viper continues to push around the referee, but M80 staggers to his feet and hits the M-Factor! 1...2...3! M80 has manages to defeat the former OWF Heavyweight Champion in Viper. M80 is successful in his first Intercontinental Title defense. This is two weeks in a row that M80 has defeated Viper, and maybe M80 has his number.

Post-Match Champ: M80

Winner: M80 via Pinfall

Back at the Booth...

Arch Angel talks about M80's two "upset" victories over Viper, but he won't call them upsets anymore. He says M80 has beaten Viper twice clearly. Sternberg defends and says that M80 hit a low blow in the match, and that the referee was too distracting for Viper to pick up the Title win. Sternberg then says that the "office" wants Arch Angel to shut up and let Sternberg work the show. He then announces that Firestarter is in the Dixon House of Pain and is heading towards the ring.

Match Number: 2

Wrestlers: Firestarter vs. Bucktooth Willy

Title: World Television Championship

Current Champ: Bucktooth Willy

Match Details: 1-on-1

Firestarter is here to take on Bucktooth Willy for the World Television Championship. Firestarter cuts a promo about how Bucktooth Willy annoys the hell out of him. He says he hasn't seen him in the backstage area, and he gives him 10 seconds to come to the ring and fight him. Sternberg counts to 10, and it looks like Bucktooth Willy is not here to defend the World Television Championship. The referee (with World Television Title in hand) begins to leave the ring area, but Firestarter stops him. Firestarter grabs the TV belt, and declares himself the World Television Champion! Firestarter begins to cry, and hugs the title. What the hell is this, Firestarter has yet to win a BBA match, and yet he is now the BBA World Television Champion? This is ridiculous. Firestarter takes out a speech from his pocket and says, "I'd like to thank...HOLY SHIT!" Impostor sneaks into the ring from the trees and has confronted Firestarter. Impostor connects with a Chokeslam on the new World Television Champion! Impostor leaves the ring. Firestarter stumbles around the ring looking for the TV belt, and can't find it initially. He finds it, thanks God, and the Firestarter celebration continues.

Post-Match Champ: Firestarter

Winner: Firestarter via No-Show

Emotions Take Over

Back at the announcers table, Arch Angel welcomes the viewer back, while Sternberg is in tears from the Firestarter victory speech. Arch Angel talks about how that was the most stupid and embarrasing moment in BBA history. Sternberg is at a loss of words, as Arch Angel defends Bucktooth Willy as a Hardcore Legend in the BBA and he would have defended the belt if he was here. Sternberg defends however, saying that since Firestarter has the World TV Title, that he possesses the title of 'World Television Champion'. Arch Angel says its a disgrace to the newly re-introduced reign of the TV belt. Sternberg blows his nose, and it looks like we're ready for the the next match.

Match Number: 3

Wrestlers: The Impostor vs. "The Franchise" John Hanley

Match Details: 1-on-1, No Disqualification

So after sending a message to Firestarter, The Impostor hits the ring to take on The Franchise. Franchise hits the ring next, pushing a shopping cart full of weapons to ringside. They lock up, Franchise hits some knees, and connects with a vertical suplex. Impostor is pushed to the outside of the ring, and Franchise hits a springboard elbow drop off the turnbuckle. Franchise swings away with a singapore cane on The Impostor. Impostor is pushed face first into the announcers table, and is snapmared back into the ring. Franchise hits him with the cane some more and pins him for a two count. Franchise hits a scoop slam followed by a legdrop for a two count. Franchise nails Impostor with a water jug, and another cane-like object. Franchise has been in complete control, as he sends Impostor face first into the shopping cart. Franchise hits an elbow off the shopping cart with the cane-like object in hand. Franchise hits a snake eyes to The Impostor on the announcers table. Again, Impostor is thrown face first into the shopping cart. Franchise steps on the gut of Impostor, and hits him with the cane again. Franchise sets up a table, and Impostor is really out of this match. Franchise looks to hit a powerbomb through the table, but Impostor reverses it into a back body drop through the table. The Impostor finally has done some damage. After all of the work that Franchise has done to Impostor, one back body drop through the table has seemed to even the odds. Impostor looks to follow up with the Chokeslam, but Hanley elbows out of it and hits a standing tornado DDT! Franchise brings some boxes to the ring, and he is looking to put him away. Franchise lays out Impostor on the boxes, and hits a springboard elbow drop with the weapon off of a chair! The boxes did not completely collapse, and Impostor is still laid out. Franchise connects with the Swantom Bomb through the box on The Impostor! He doesn't pin him, and he hits a diving leg drop off a chair for only a two count! Both men make their way onto two chairs side-by-side, and The Franchise connects with a Piledriver on Impostor through a box! That seems to have taken a lot out of The Franchise, and he is slow to get the cover. Impostor kicks out after two. John signals for the end of it, and he places Impostor on the remains of a cardboard box. Franchise sets up the shopping cart in it's most vertical position, climbs to the top, and hits another Swantom Bomb for the three count! Franchise manages to rebound after last week's defeat at the hands of Calypso. Franchise takes out some frustrations on The Impotsor, connecting with another vertical suplex, and an elbow drop on to the box. Franchise celebrates, and Impostor just did not have enough strength from taking out Firestarter earlier in the night.

Winner: "The Franchise" John Hanley via Pinfall

Match Number: 4

Wrestlers: The Arch Angel vs. Calypso

Title: World Heavyweight Championship

Current Champ: Calypso

Match Details: 1-on-1

Arch Angel hits the ring first, followed by the World/Tag-Team Champion, Calypso. They look like they are about to tieup, but Calypso hits some knee lifts to the former 2 Time World Champion. Calypso hits a vertical suplex. Calypso looks to put this one away early, as he locks in the Walls of Calypso! He can't manage to hold it in for very long, as Arch Angel reverses it into a roll up for a two count. Now they lock up, and Arch Angel locks in a side headlock, Calypso elbows out of it, irish whips Arch Angel, drops under, and connects with a dropkick. Both men stagger to their feet, and Calypso punches away on Arch Angel. Irish whip into another dropkick for a two count. Arch Angel reverses another irish whip into a clothesline sending the champ down. Arch Angel hits a rolling thunder like splash for a two count. Arch Angel connects with a spin kick for another two count. Arch Angel follows up with a Dragon Screw, but misses a diving elbow drop off the turnbuckle. Calypso drags Arch Angel to the corner, and connects with a moonsault of the turnbuckle for a two count! Calypso locks in the Dragon Sleeper, and Arch Angel refuses to tap out. Arch Angel manages to power to his feet, and reverses the move into a neckbreaker on Calypso for a two count! Arch Angel follows up with the Bareback for yet another two count. Arch Angel irish whips Calypso to hit a outside crescent kick, and irish whips him again into an leaping big boot for a two count. Calypso fights back with an irish whip into a drop toe hold, bridged into an STF! Arch Angel is very close to the rope, and he grabs it to break the hold. Calypso continues to work on the neck as he hits a jawbreaker. Calypso follows up with the springboard Frog Splash. Arch Angel manages to just get his shoulder up before the three count. Calypso locks in an arm wrench, but Arch Angel rolls out of it and hits a DDT for just another two count. Arch Angel then hits a bulldog, and connects with The Whale for a two count. Arch Angel hits the diamond dust, and again Calypso manages to get the shoulder up. Irish whip, Calypso tries for a sunset flip, but Arch Angel sits down to make it a pin of his own for a two count. Calypso rolls him up in the sunset flip pin position this time for a two count. Arch Angel with a bridge pin for another two count, and both men are now very fatigued. Arch Angel charges Calypso, and misses a clothesline. Calypso rolls under Arch Angels legs, grabs both legs to rollover into the Walls Of Calypso! Calypso has this thing won, but Arch Angel battles through the pressure to make his way to the ropes. Calypso signals for the end of it, and he goes for The Impaler. Arch Angel hits a back dropkick to avoid the Impaler. Calypso is laid out on a chair, and Arch Angel hits a springboard legdrop on Calypso. Calypso looks like he is going for the Twisted Piledriver (which was banned two events ago by Mike Savage), but Arch Angel reverses it into a back body drop. Arch Angel sets up Calypso for the Ticket To Hell, and connects with it onto a steel chair!!! Arch Angel has this World Title won! Wait a minute, here comes "The Franchise", singapore cane in hand. Arch Angel doesn't realize it, and he turns around and is nailed with the cane! The referee calls for the DQ, and The Franchise knocks him out with the cane as well. Franchise and Calypso stare down with eachother as Wednesday Brawlzone comes to an end.

Post-Match Champ: Calypso

Winner: The Arch Angel via Disqualification