Friday The 13th Results (6/29/01)

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The Return of Crazy Joe!

To start off Friday The 13th, Crazy Joe's music hits and out comes the Crazy Mother Fucker! He was injured for quite some time, and he quit BBA...but has made his return. Arch Angel's music hits immediately, and he looks pissed. Remember, Forsaken (Crazy Joe and Arch Angel) had to vacate the Tag-Team Championships several weeks ago due to Crazy Joe's retirement, and C-X won the vacant titles last Thursday. The Arch Angel is irate, he is mad that Crazy Joe quit BBA and lost the Tag titles for them, and now he is back trying to be entertaining to the fans. Calypso hits the ring next, and now we've got a sticky situation. The BBA Champ says he knows the reason the Superstars formally known as Forsaken are out there right now, they want BBA Heavyweight gold. Arch Angel wants to get Crazy Joe back for screwing him out of his Tag Title. Calypso reminds everyone that there is someone else in the BBA Title picture: The Impostor. Today, Calypso will put the Title on the line (Finally) against all three of them in a Fatal 4 Way Match for the BBA World Heavyweight Title. Calypso also announces that the World Lightweight Title will also be decided tonight in the following match-up...

Match Number: 1

Wrestlers: Bucktooth Willy vs. M80

Title: World Lightweight Championship

Current Champ: vacant

Match Details: 1-on-1

So the World Lightweight Title is on the line for the first time ever, as Bucktooth returns to action after a couple weeks of no-shows. Bucktooth starts things off quickly as he nails a bulldog on M80. Bucktooth follows up with a DDT for a two count. M80 battles back temporarily, but Bucktooth nails the Full Nelson Bomb. Bucktooth Willy is really dominating the early goings of this match-up. Bucktooth Willy hits a diving elbow off the top rope for two, but M80 comes back and hits a DDT of his own for two. M80 connects with some knees to the face, followed by a legdrop. M80 locks in the Figure 4, but Bucktooth Willy gets to the rope. Bucktooth continues to totally control this, as he throws M80 into the turnbuckle pad three times for a two count. M80 gives him a taste of his own medicine as he sends Bucktooth into the turnbuckle face-first, and connects with the M-Factor! M80 is really looking to put him away, as he doesn't pin him. He goes for the Flipping Leg Drop, and connects! 1...2...3!!! We have crowned the BBA's first World Lightweight Champion! M80 has won just his second BBA Championship, despite the fact that Bucktooth Willy controlled most of this match.

Post-Match Champ: M80

Winner: M80 via Pinfall

Match Number: 2

Wrestlers: The Impostor vs. Crazy Joe vs. The Arch Angel vs. Calypso

Title: World Heavyweight Championship

Current Champ: Calypso

Match Details: Fatal-4-Way (Elimination)

All 4 BBA Superstars hit the ring, and this rare Fatal 4 Way is underway. Crazy Joe mocks Calypso's pose, but Calypso does his best to ignore it. Calypso nails a DDT on Impostor, and lends his hand out to shake with Crazy Joe. Crazy Joe shakes his hand, but Calypso pulls him in and DDT's him as well. Crazy Joe battle with some stiff shots to the head of Arch Angel, while Calypso wrenches the arm of The Impostor. Calypso locks in the Walls of Calypso on Impostor, but Impostor makes it to the ropes. Arch Angel connects with the Bareback on Calypso. Arch Angel follows up with a Piledriver on Crazy Joe, while Calypso dropkicks Impostor. Calypso's pin attempt was broken by Arch Angel. Arch Angel attempts to go for The Whale, but doesn't even get to the "A" as Calypso dropkicks him. Impostor and Crazy Joe battle back and forth for a while. Calypso locks in the Dragon Sleeper on Crazy Joe, while Arch Angel connects with a shuffle kick on Impostor. Crazy Joe makes it to the ropes, and Arch Angel follows up with a diving elbow drop on Impostor. Calypso dropkicks the face of Crazy Joe while still on the mat, and locks in the Sharpshooter, which is ended by a rope break. Arch Angel locks in the Taz Missions on Crazy Joe, and Calypso does the same to Impostor. Impostor has not gotten much offense tonight. Arch Angel hits another diving elbow drop, this time on Crazy Joe for two. Calypso locks in a Figure 4 on Impostor, while Arch Angel connects The Whale on The Impostor. Calypso connects with the Impaler on Crazy Joe, but doesn't pin him. Arch Angel goes old school by connecting with the Diamond Dust on Calypso at the same time that Crazy Joe hits the Psycho Stunner on Impostor. The ref administers Arch Angel's pinfall first, but only gets a two count. Same goes for Crazy Joe. Former C-X partners connect with a Double Suplex on Impostor. Calypso connects with a stalling suplex on Crazy Joe for two. Arch Angel connects with a nasty looking Powerbomb on Impostor. Calypso nails another dropkick on Arch Angel, and hits a gutwrench suplex on Crazy Joe. Impostor was never really able to get out of the gate today, as now he is eliminated by a Psycho Stunner from Crazy Joe. Calypso nails a double arm DDT on Crazy Joe, and nails the Springboard Frog Splash on Arch Angel for two. Crazy Joe and Calypso stare down, but Arch Angel rolls Calypso up for two. Arch Angel and Crazy Joe battle back and forth for some time, and Arch Angel connects with a small package for two. Crazy Joe hits the Stage Dive, but cannot pin him outside the ring. Arch Angel is met inside the ring with the Psycho Stunner by Crazy Joe! 1...2...and Calypso breaks the pinfall? Why would he do that in an elimination match? Calypso picks up both men and nails a Double DDT on the former Tag Team champs. Arch Angel gets frustrated with the ref, as he tries to pin Crazy Joe while he foot is under the ropes and the ref doesn't count. Arch Angel attacks the referee, and all hell has broken loose. Calypso nails the Twisted Piledriver on Arch Angel, and the ref slowly counts to three! It has come down to Crazy Joe vs. Calypso for the BBA Title. Arch Angel eventually makes his way back to the ring again, as he attacks the ref some more. A test of strength between Crazy Joe and Calypso sends both men to their knees. Crazy Joe clotheslines Calypso for a two count. Crazy Joe then misses a HUGE running leg drop, and Calypso counters with the Twisted Piledriver!!! Calypso has this won! 1...2...CRAZY JOE KICKS OUT OF THE TWISTED PILEDRIVER! Nobody has kicked out of the Twisted Piledriver (on a regular speed pinfall) before! Calypso tries to pin him again, but two count yet again. Calypso is extremely frustrated, as he connects with the Twisted Piledriver with much more force. Calypso lands on him, and Crazy Joe gets the shoulder up after two again!!!! Calypso hooks the leg this time, and the referee finally counts to three! What a match, Crazy Joe kicked out of the Twisted Piledriver THREE times, but it wasn't enough to win him the BBA World Heavyweight Title! Calypso remains BBA Champion, in his second week in a row defending the belt.

Post-Match Champ: Calypso

Winner: Calypso via Pinfall