Thursday Special Edition Results (12/28/00)

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So Thursday Special Edition kicks off with Bucktooth Willy in the area outside of the Dixon House of Pain, snow and all cutting a promo. He is complaining about the fact that he lost his World Title shot against Calypso at the last event because of the fact that Arch Angel attacked Calypso. He basically says that Arch Angel sucks, and all of a sudden Arch Angel runs in and attacks him. He punches away on Bucktooth, and nails a Piledriver on the snow. The battle for a couple more minutes before Calypso comes running in and gets in on the action. Calypso hit's the Twisted Piledriver on both of them, and Calypso has an idea. He doesn't like either of them at all, and he decides that because neither of them can get along about the World Title possibilities, that the two of them will have an impromptu match right here, right now...

Match Number: 1

Wrestlers: Bucktooth Willy vs. The Arch Angel

Match Details: 1-on-1, Special Guest Referee, Impromtu

Special Guest Ref: Calypso

So an unexpected match immediately gets underway with some even back and forth shots to the face by both Bucktooth and Arch. They battle back in forth and hit a consecutive dropkicks. Bucktooth has a bat and attacks Arch and takes him down in the process. He pins him, and Calypso gives him a two count. Bucktooth thought it was a little slow, so Calypso attacks him and he and Arch nail a Double Suplex. Arch with a cocky pin for a two count. Arch follows up with a neckbreaker for a two count. Bucktooth attacks Calypso and Calypso takes him down easily. Calypso now attacks Arch with the Twisted Piledriver. Calypso really isn't calling this down the middle. Out of nowhere though, Bucktooth nails and locks in the Tooth Chipper on Calypso!!!! But wait! Arch comes back with the bat and nails Bucktooth to release the hold. He jabs him with it a couple times before going after Calypso again. Bucktooth and Arch are going at it alone again, and Arch Angel nails a DVD on Bucktooth. Calypso follows up Arch's DVD with a Spin-out TKO of his own. Calypso tells Arch to pin Bucktooth, and that is the three count. It looks like Bucktooth may have kicked out, but I guess we'll never really know. Arch says he's not satisfied, and now sets Bucktooth up for Ticket To Hell off the deck! He talks some trash to the camera about going after C-X when it's all said and done...Definitely.

Winner: The Arch Angel via Pinfall

The Return of: Crazy Joe!

Well, it's really hard to sum up how weird this segment is, but here goes nothing. The camera fades in, we're in the area near the Dixon House of Pain (future site of regular BBA shows in 2002), and we see Crazy Joe far away from the camera by himself. He appears to be lost, he looks all around him...and begins running for apparently no reason. He must really by Crazy. He runs into a bush and falls in the snow. He tries to start a fire with two sticks: no luck. He looks really fucking cold, and he begins to run with no direction again. It appears he had noticed the camera, so he runs away uncontrollably. The camera loses site of him, and finds him eventually running toward the camera, but runs head first into a low hanging branch and seems to have knocked himself out. He doesn't move at all for a good 30 seconds. He finally flips over, and yells out because apparently snow got in his clothing. He finally regains his composure and greets the camera and acknowledges that he is fact Crazy Joe and he might be known from the "Backyard Brawlers Thing". The camera man alerts him that he has arrived late for the BBA show. Crazy Joe yells "dammit"...and continually talks about how cold it is. Strange segment, I guess now we know why he is called "Crazy" Joe.