Sunday Massacre Results (3/26/00)

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Calypso and The Meteor welcome us to the first ever BBA event: Sunday Massacre. They run through the first three matches for the first show, and we're well underway.

Match Number: 1

Wrestlers: Big Tub of Fat vs. Bucktooth Willy

Title: Hardcore Championship

Current Champ: vacant

Match Details: 1-on-1, Hardcore Match

The first match in the history of the BBA will take place between future rivals, Bucktooth Willy and B.T.O.F. Interesting match, with each wrestler continually nailing each other with the vacant Hardcore Championship. B.T.O.F. hit the Lard Drop (the big splash) and went for the pin, but the interfering Meteor kicked him off after two. Eventually, Bucktooth connects with the Tooth Chipper (a Shake, Rattle & Roll / Mandible claw combination) and B.T.O.F. taps out! Bucktooth Willy is the first title holder in BBA history, as he has become the Hardcore Champion! As he celebrated, B.T.O.F. starts to kick his ass again in retribution, but is interrupted by "Superbeast" by Rob Zombie. Once the song got to the peak, Calypso & The Meteor come in and kicked the shit out of Bucktooth Willy and B.T.O.F. They declared themselves as "C-X".

Post-Match Champ: Bucktooth Willy

Winner: Bucktooth Willy via Submission

Match Number: 2

Wrestlers: The Meteor vs. Bucktooth Willy

Title: Intercontinental Championship

Current Champ: vacant

Match Details: 1-on-1

C-X came out to the ring together, and so did Bucktooth Willy and B.T.O.F. (as a result of the last match). B.T.O.F. & Calypso battled outside the ring while the match took place. Calypso interfered a lot with several springboard planchas off the chairs, and one off the shopping cart. The Meteor hits the Meteorite (a tornado DDT from the turnbuckle), then locks in a mandible claw of his own on Bucktooth for the submission victory! C-X has already taken over the BBA's very first event. Is this a sign of things to come in the BBA? The Meteor is crowned the very first BBA Intercontinental Champion!

Post-Match Champ: The Meteor

Winner: The Meteor via Submission

Match Number: 3

Wrestlers: Calypso vs. Big Tub of Fat vs. The Meteor vs. Bucktooth Willy

Title: World Heavyweight Championship

Current Champ: vacant

Match Details: 4 Way Dance (Elimination)

Calypso, The Meteor, Big Tub of Fat, & Bucktooth Willy all re-enter the ring for the first ever main event BBA World Heavyweight Title match. The beginning of the match was primarily Calypso battling with B.T.O.F. and Meteor brawling with Bucktooth. This match quickly turned into a hardcore match, including tires, bats, belts, branches, and other objects. B.T.O.F. was eliminated first by the Tooth Chipper (again) by Bucktooth Willy. Bucktooth was then sent on a ride with the Meteorite (again), and was pinned as well. So it was down to C-X members, Calypso and The Meteor. Can C-X put their differences aside and not implode after these World Title implications? The Meteor hit the Meteorite, but there was no referee to make the count on Calypso. A referee runs to the ring to finally make the call, but it is too late as Calypso manages to get the shoulder up after two. Meteor picks up Calypso and signals for the end of it, but is low-blowed by Calypso. Calypso sets him up for the Twisted Piledriver, executes it, and pins The Meteor for the three count and the BBA World Heavyweight Title!!! Will The Meteor forgive Calypso after that blatantly illegal low-blow? Our questions are answered, as C-X shakes hands after the match in a show of honor, and B.T.O.F. and Bucktooth Willy (still at ringside) do the same. Calypso is the first BBA World Heavyweight Champion and will go down in the BBA history books as the man that set the stage for things to come.

Post-Match Champ: Calypso

Winner: Calypso via Pinfall