Realm Of Champions Results (May 5th 2002)

National Anthem/Opening Promo

We start the Realm Of Champions Pay-Per-View with Firestarter playing the National Anthem on the Electric Guitar. When Firestarter is done..."Excuse me, Excuse me..." and out comes Rob Sternberg and the rest of The Network. Rob talks about how Realm Of Champions is the Networks Realm OF Champions. Rob begins to talk about how Johnny Shotgun is the BBA World Television Champion, when "Trust" blasts and out comes Calypso. Calypso reminds Rob Sternberg that the BBA Pay-Per-Views are not a Network production like every BBA show, but they are a BACKYARD fucking BRAWLERS fucking ASSOCIATION PRODUCTION. So in this case, Calypso is the leading authority. Calypso bans Rob Sternberg for the PPV and Rob cannot return to the ring area or he is fired. Calypso an Shotgun stare down, Shotgun rubs the title in his face before he leaves with the other network members.

Above Average Angelo's Backstage Promo

We show the discouraged Hardcore Champion, Above Average Angelo backstage with Rob Sternberg. Angelo seems very frustrated about the whole situation. Rob says that himself, Viper, Shotgun, and Angelo himself deserve some "Cold Ones" and sends Angelo to get them. Angelo heads toward the Dixon House Of Pain. He goes inside, and come out again struggling to carry a cooler. He puts it down and decides to carry the "Cold Ones." Angelo then says "Cold Ones? Um...Ice Cubes? Hey Rob I Got some cold ones!" Then out of nowhere Jake RICH-Field comes along and attacks him where the BBA used to take place. Referee Perry was there to make the call...Jake fought Angelo all the way to the entrance ramp, to the ring, and we have a Hardcore Title Match...

Match Number: 1

Wrestlers: Above Average Angelo vs. Jake RICH-Field

Title: Hardcore Championship

Current Champ: Angelo

Match Details: Hardcore, 24/7 Defense

Surprisingly after a few minutes, Jake gets the 1...2...3 for the Hardcore Title! Angelo gets frustrated and just leaves. Then as Jake starts heading to the back, Firestarter comes out and starts the beatdown himself. Firestarter hits Up In Flames and pins Jake for the 1...2...3! We don't know the reasons for this attack, but this is not the last time we see Firestarter tonight.

Champion After Match: Firestarter

Winner: Firestarter via Pinfall.

Match Number: 2

Wrestlers: Viper vs. M80

Title: United States Championship

Current Champ: None (First Ever Title Match)

Match Details: 1-on-1

Next we have the first ever United States Championship Match. In one side we have The Total Fucking Package, and member of the Network, Viper. In the other corner we have former World Television Champion, and rising superstar, M80. These two put up a great fight and really may have the most underrated match of the show. Viper had the opening momentum, but M80 fought back and stole the momentum. M80 had everything going for him, until he turned his back on him. When M80 turned around, Viper GORED him right through the ring rope. Viper hit the Venom Bomb, but felt M80 didn't suffer enough. Viper climbed up all the way to the top of the ladder and hit the devastating Guilt By Association!! Viper pins M80 for the 1...2...3!! Viper is the Backyard Brawlers Association's first and only United States Champion!!

Champion After Match: Viper

Winner: Viper via Pinfall

Match Number: 3

Wrestlers: Above Average Angelo vs. The Impostor

Match Details: 1-on-1

Fans really didn't appreciate Above Average Angelo in this one. Nothing really special in this match. One note is that Angelo didn't really fuck up and kept this match and a slow but steady pace. Angelo Irish whipped The Impostor into the ref knocking him out. Firestarter comes out and hits The Impostor with the Hardcore Title. AAA climbs halfway up the ladder and hits the Elbow Drop!! Angelo pins the Impostor...1......2.....3!! Angelo is overjoyed (no seriously) and goes outside to get a chair. He lays the chair out on the Impostor and gives him another Elbow Drop and thus knocking out The Impostor. Angelo wants a hand shake, and Firestarter does. However Firestarters hard grip crushes Angelo's mangled hands and Firestarter slaps him. Firestarter doesnt seem to have any allies.

Winner: Above Average Angelo