Backyard Assault Results

Match Number: 1

Wrestlers: Big Tub Of Fat vs. Mike Savage

Match Details: 1-on-1, Commissionership

Right after the devastating beat-down on BTOF, he was placed in a match for the Commissioner Job of the BBA! They trash talk for a couple of seconds before Savage kicks BTOF in the ribs. BTOF did not have much of anything for this match to drag on. He stumbled around the ring for most of the match, and really had no opportunity. Savage nails an implant DDT, picks him up, and does it again. Savage nails the diving leg drop off the turnbuckle, and proceeds to attack the ref. Savage then nails BTOF with the Heavy Metal Kick, mailboxing BTOF over the fallen referee! Mike Savage pins him to remain the BBA Commissioner.

Winner: Mike Savage via Pinfall

At the Booth...

Johnny Isles is relieved of his duties for the night as commentator, as Firestarter takes over as commentator with Rob Sternberg. They touch on the Triple Main Event matches, first the World Heavyweight Title match between Calypso and Impostor. Both Sternberg and Firestarter give Impostor the edge. They next talk about the Intercontinental Title match between RDR and Viper, in which Sternberg gives Viper the advantage. And for the World Heavyweight Title, he believes Arch Angel has the momentum over The Franchise and will retain.

Match Number: 2

Wrestlers: Mystery Opponent vs. M80 vs. Firestarter

Title: Hardcore Championship

Current Champ: Firestarter

Match Details: Triple-Threat, Hardcore

Mike Savage told M80 last week that he was going to make his life a living hell by placing him in a match at the PPV against a "Mystery Opponent". "The Fight Song" by Marilyn Manson blares, and out comes Above Average Angelo (formerly Mankind of the OWF)! He explains that he has been trying to get a job in the BBA for the last couple of years, and that Craig Dixon wouldn't interview him. So, he decides to interview himself. He "hires" himself and shakes his own hand. M80's music hits, and out comes the former Hardcore Champion. The Hardcore Champion Firestarter hits the ring next, and will defend his title in a Hardcore Triple Threat match. M80 starts things off with nailing Firestarter with a bat, followed by Angelo. Firestarter grabs the bat from M80 and now he hits both AAA and M80. Angelo shows his first signs of offense as he attacks Firestarter. The referee and fans begin throwing weapons into the ring, and a license plate ends up cracking M80 in the skull. Firestarter attempts to pin M80, but it is broken up by AAA. Angelo comes back and now nails M80 with a wooden plank. Firestarter now has a wooden cane of sorts and nails Angelo with it, but is nailed with the wooden plank by M80. M80 connects with a DDT on Angelo, and now hits him with the plank. Angelo and Firestarter start to brawl outside the ring, and M80 springboards off the turnbuckle to nail a suicide dive! M80 connects with a leg drop, and looks like he tried for the M-Factor but was caught by Angelo who sent him down with a spinebuster! Angelo tried to lock in a Boston crab, but Firestarter was there to stop him. Firestarter pins AAA, but he kicks out after two. M80 comes back and nails Firestarter with the Twist of Fate, but Angelo steals the cover for a two count! M80 was not pleased with that as he locks in a leg lock. Firestarter has a belt and wraps it around his fist to nail M80 with the buckle! Firestarter looks like he sets up for Up In Flames on AAA, but M80 is there to clothesline him with a bat! M80 nails Angelo with the bat now, sending him outside the ring. M80 nails Firestarter with the M-Factor, but Angelo tries to pin M80 as he kicks out almost immediately. Firestarter comes back and brawls with AAA outside the ring, and M80 charges them with a dropkick but only connects with AAA. M80 follows up with the Flipping Leg Drop, and M80 pins him to eliminate Angelo. Firestarter now hits an atomic drop on M80, but M80 comes back and nails the M-Factor! M80 wastes too much time trying for the pinfall, and Firestarter kicks out before three. M80 comes back though, as he nails him with a bat a couple of times before connecting with a swinging DDT. M80 kicks and punches away, but one punch by Firestarter KO's the challenger. Firestarter finishes him off with Up In Flames for the three count to retain the BBA Hardcore Championship! Firestarter has won his second match in the BBA, and for the first time has won a match completely on his own!

Post-Match Champ: Firestarter

Winner: Firestarter via Pinfall

Match Number: 3

Wrestlers: Calypso vs. The Impostor

Title: World Television Championship

Current Champ: The Impostor

Match Details: 1-on-1

Calypso hits the ring first to challenge Impostor for the only title he has never had. The World Television Champion, The Impostor hits the ring next and this thing is ready to go. They lock up, Calypso kicks away, locks in an arm wrench, and sends him head over heels and pins him for a two count. Calypso tries to go for the Walls of Calypso early, but Impostor rolls him up for a two count. Impostor Irish whips Calypso into a clothesline. Impostor begins to choke out Calypso, and the ref breaks it up. Impostor nails a bulldog, and hits rolling thunder for a two count. Impostor tries to kick Calypso, Calypso catches his foot, and Impostor crushes Calypso with an enziguri. Impostor nails a knee to the groin while the ref was fixing a part of the ring. Impostor connects with a backbreaker for a two count. Impostor hits Calypso with a shoulder block, goes off the ropes to miss an elbow drop, and is met by a dropkick by Calypso. Impostor rolls out of the ring, Calypso follows and bulldogs Impostor's neck right onto the top rope for a two count. Calypso with a headlock, and Impostor battles out of it to Irish whip Calypso into a big boot. Calypso gets back to his feet, but Impostor nails him with a piledriver for a near three count. Impostor jumps off the turnbuckle to be met with a forearm to the ribs by Calypso. Calypso runs off the ropes and nails him with a clothesline, but Impostor doesn't fall down. Calypso runs and connects with another dropkick to send the Impostor over the top rope. Back in the ring, Calypso hits Impostor with a jawbreaker, and locks in the Dragon Sleeper! Impostor begins to fade, but Impostor comes back and nails a huge underhook DDT for a two count. Impostor follows up with a vertical suplex for a two count. Calypso battles back and hits a DDT, followed by a suplex where he rolls into the pinning position for a two count. Calypso hits Impostor with the Springboard Frog Splash for a near three count. Calypso seems to have hurt himself in that move. Impostor hits a throat thrust and chop blocks Calypso before locking in a leg lock. Impostor grabs the rope illegally to put more pressure on the leg of Calypso, and the ref doesn't notice it. Calypso manages to grab the ropes himself and releases the the hold. Impostor misses a clothesline, and Calypso comes back to nail a clothesline of his own. Impostor nails a neckbreaker and only gets a two count. Calypso rolls under the legs of Impostor and locks in the Walls of Calypso! Impostor puts up a battle, and manages to take off the pressure and rolls up Calypso for a two count again. Impostor takes out some frustration on the referee as he sends him down. Impostor nails Calypso with a roundhouse kick, and sends Calypso face first into the announcers table. Impostor nails Calypso with another devastating big boot and covers him but the ref is slow to make a two count. Impostor locks in a sleeper hold, and Calypso really seems to be fading. Calypso manages to regain some energy, elbows his way out, locks in an arm wrench and nails Impostor with a super kick. Calypso hits a front dropkick to the face of The Impostor, and locks in an ankle lock, but The Impostor grabs the ropes fairly quickly. Calypso goes for the Impaler, but Impostor Irish whips him off the ropes and nails Calypso with The Chokeslam! He doesn't pin Calypso, and he wants to inflict more damage on Calypso. He signals for the end of it, and he attempts for the Tombstone, but Calypso slips out of it to push Impostor off the ropes, Calypso ducks a clothesline, and is met by a kick to the abdomen by The Impostor. Impostor powerbombs Calypso, and again does not pin him. Calypso staggers to the turnbuckle and climbs it, but Impostor is there and he nails Calypso with the Tombstone Piledriver! 1...2...and Calypso somehow gets the shoulder up. Impostor looks like he is going to nail Calypso with another powerbomb. Calypso, however, manages to sunset flip over him and rolls up The Impostor to get the three count! Amazing, Calypso against all odds was able to defeat the World Television Champion Impostor to win the belt! Calypso has become the World Television Champion for the very first time, and becomes the second Grand Slam Champion in BBA history. Calypso wants to shake Impostors hand, and Impostor does. However, Impostor turns back to his evil ways and Chokeslams Calypso to the floor. The New TV Champion has been laid out. Impostor Chokeslams the referee too, and it seems like Impostor already wants a rematch for the strap he just lost.

Post-Match Champ: Calypso

Winner: Calypso via Pinfall

Real Deal Promo

Mike Savage joins us backstage to interview Real Deal Rob. Savage asks RDR how he feels about how one of his best friends (Viper) turned his back on him a couple weeks ago. RDR talks about how he and Viper have partied for the last three years. He said he's been in this position before, and now it's up to Viper to prove that he is the man. He tells Viper to question himself, and to ask himself if he can really do it. RDR says that he will have to do that if he plans on beating the Old School Icon. He will bleed a gallon and sweat five, and that's the deal, and it's for real.

Match Number: 4

Wrestlers: Real Deal Rob vs. Viper

Title: Intercontinental Championship

Current Champ: Viper

Match Details: 1-on-1

Real Deal Rob hits the ring with his self proclaimed "Real" World Heavyweight Title. Intercontinental Champion, Viper hits the ring next to his older "Last Resort" theme. They lock up, headlock by RDR, into a hammerlock by RDR, reversed into a hammerlock from Viper, snapmare by RDR, headlock by RDR, and a rollup by Viper for a two count to start off this match. Lock up again, RDR takes out the leg of Viper. Irish whip by RDR into a sleeper hold, but Viper manages to elbow his way out of it. Viper is Irish whipped off the rope again, and RDR takes out his leg in a strange way. RDR throws his elbow pads off in anger, he seems to not like the performance so far. An arm wrench by RDR, into an arm bar. Viper reverses it temporarily, but RDR locks it in again. RDR clotheslined Viper, and his frustration seems to be growing. RDR nails a reverse DDT, and follows up with a diving elbow drop from the top rope for a two count. They chain wrestle some more and RDR connects with a bulldog. RDR gives Viper quite a stiff kick to the face, and then locks in a bow and arrow. Viper has yet to get out of the gate in this one. Monkey flip by RDR, rolls over and swings away on Viper. RDR pins Viper with a bridge, but Viper comes back and finally connects with a piledriver. Viper seems to be hurt. RDR regains the advantage fairly quickly as he nails Viper with a superkick. RDR continues to work on the arm of Viper, and connects with a Russian leg sweep. RDR grabs a chair and nails Viper's arms with some stiff chair shots. RDR and Viper both try for a suplex of sorts, but Viper rolls up RDR for the three count! A rare quick match for Viper and Real Deal Rob. RDR leaves the ring immediately, and he seems to have walked out on the match, even though he lost. Did he let Viper win the match? Viper successfully retains the Intercontinental Championship, despite taking a beating for most of the match.

Post-Match Champ: Viper

Winner: Viper via Pinfall

Match Number: 5

Wrestlers: "The Franchise" John Hanley vs. The Arch Angel

Title: World Heavyweight Title

Current Champ: The Arch Angel

Match Details: 1-on-1, No Disqualification

The Franchise hits the ring first, as he seems ready for a chance to win the BBA World Heavyweight Championship. He brought the shopping cart and a chair for this No DQ match. Arch Angel hits the ring next, and we're ready. They lock up, and Franchise starts off with a lot of kicks and punches. John locks in a sleeper hold, releases and the slug fest continues. Franchise hits a DDT for a two count, and then gives him some knife edge chops in the corner. Franchise leaves the ring to get a wooden board, and nails Arch Angel in the head with it several times. Franchise throws the board at Arch Angel, who catches it, but Franchise connects with a shuffle kick to the board that cracks the skull of the BBA Champion. Body slam by John, and he places a board on Arch Angel and connects with a leg drop for a two count. Franchise hits Arch Angel with the board another time, and steps on the gut of him as well. Hanley lays a license plate against the face of Arch Angel, and nails the license plate with a second license plate! Franchise now nails a piledriver on those very license plates for a two count. Arch Angel pushes the referee in front of Franchise, who accidentally knocks him over. As Franchise is helping the ref back to his feet, Arch Angel attacks John from behind. Arch Angel with an Irish whip into a clothesline, and now he locks in the camel clutch! Franchise begins to power out of it, but Arch Angel kicks him to prevent any counter. Arch Angel works John into the corner, as he punches away on the challenger. Arch Angel follows up with a double underhook DDT for a two count. Arch Angel now nails Franchise with the water jug, and says that Franchise will die tonight. Franchise is fired up by this, as he comes back with punches and a eye poke for a two count. Franchise pushes Arch Angel right into that turnbuckle chair, and now hits him with that same water jug. Franchise nails Arch Angel with the license plate twice, but it does not knock the champion down. Arch Angel wants him to hit him harder, and Franchise does just that! Franchise Irish whips him into a huge clothesline, and then Irish whips him into yet another clothesline. Franchise begins to choke out Arch Angel with a metal pipe, and then hits him with a bat a few times to get a two count. Franchise hits an evenflow DDT on Arch Angel, and follows up with a piledriver. John goes on the turnbuckle and connects with a diving elbow drop for a two count. Arch Angel comes back with a double axe handle from the turnbuckle to the outside. Arch Angel send Franchise face first into the steel chair corner, and hits a top rope chop. He leans a wooden board on the same chair, and Irish whips Franchise right through it! John kicks out after two, and Arch Angel argues with the ref. Arch Angel connects with a Rocker dropper for another two count, but Franchise comes back and nails Arch Angel with a license plate! He nails Arch Angel with the remains of a cardboard box. Franchise lays the box on Arch Angel, and hits a huge splash for a slow two count. Franchise takes his frustrations out on the referee, and nails a piledriver on Arch Angel right onto a chair. He doesn't pin him however, but nails him with the Michinoku driver onto the wooden board. Arch Angel battles back to connect with a scissors kick on the challenger. He grabs a weapon, and takes out both the referee and Franchise. A slow count by the ref only gets to two. Franchise stumbles to his feet, and he is apparently busted open. Arch Angel nails John with a Signipore cane, but Franchise clotheslines him to the outside. He bulldogs Arch Angel onto a chair, and superkicks a wooden board to the face! Franchise begins to create a self-made table, but Arch Angel comes in and nails a superkick for a two count. Franchise comes back with a knife edge chop, and cracks his skull several times with a license plate. Franchise lays out Arch Angel on the table, and Franchise has a ladder! Franchise climbs the ladder, and connects with a huge splash on the World Champion! 1...2...3!!!! We have a NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!! The Franchise has defeated The Arch Angel in an epic main event here at Backyard Assault! Franchise sets the ladder over the motionless body of Arch Angel and celebrates with the BBA strap. Franchise helps up Arch Angel and shakes his hand, only to see Arch Angel fall back to his feet.

Post-Match Champ: The Franchise

Winner: "The Franchise" John Hanley via Pinfall

Victory Party!

Backstage, we see John Hanley with the BBA World Heavyweight Title and Rob Sternberg. He says that he is the toughest man in the locker room, and now he's the man in the locker room. He talks about the how the World Title is now stained with his very own blood, and that we may have seen the last of The Arch Angel. Rob agrees, saying we probably won't see him agane. He showed he was the extreme icon, and now he claims to be the man to beat. He says no one in the BBA will be able to beat him, and he tells Rob to steal the promo. Rob shows us the peace sign, and John tells him to go and that he will catch up with him. Rob leaves, and John says he could easily kick Rob Sternbergs ass. Rob asks if he's coming, and The Franchise leaves with the BBA World Heavyweight Title.