Superstar Interviews

This Edition: Firestarter!

BBAWrestling.tk: Hello Firestarter, and welcome to the Second Ever BBA Interview!

Firestarter: It's great to be here of course, he he he.

BBAWrestling.tk: Yep, so how do you think your future with the BBA is going to be?

Firestarter: Umm, good question. I hope to once again hold the Television Title, and I swear to do it. I also would like to recapture my hardcore glory, but I think my career is just getting started.

BBAWrestling.tk: Very well said. Well, we're building up for the Grand-daddy-of-'em-all REALM OF CHAMPIONS, and your opponents are scheduled to be The Impostor and Albania. How do you feel towards this matchup?

Firestarter: Well as you know, The Impostor has been a constant thorn in my ass since I came here. Although he has many faults, he's a good wrestler, but I have a score to settle with him. So that's my little secret as to what I'm gunna do about him. And as for Albania, I've seen him wrestle in the past weeks and have been studying his reflex actions and moves. I have a treat or two for him at the PPV.

BBAWrestling.tk: Rumor has had it that Calypso is going to return, but who do you think he has his eyes on?

Firestarter: Um, I think probably Real Deal. That little fucker has been asking for a whooping since that fateful day Calypso was injured. And I for one will help the guy out in getting revenge on the little dick of a man, Real Deal Rob.

BBAWrestling.tk: But aren't you forgetting Johnny Shotgun? The man has been in the business for about 2 weeks and he has already got a main event push, how do you feel towards him?

Firestarter: Umm, he's a big risk for The Network...but I do give him credit for being ready for such a high class match so soon. But even I know that after Real Deal is taken out, Calypso and the rest of the talent in BBA will take out the rest of the network. It's inevitable.

BBAWrestling.tk: Who's your pick to win the BBA Undisputed World Heavyweight Title unification match at REALM OF CHAMPIONS, RDR or Franchise?

Firestarter: Definitely Franchise. Umm, he's a great wrestler and he is gunna be triumphant again. RDR is an enemy of mine: he ruined a big match for me against The Impostor. So yes, The Franchise will grab the belt.

BBAWrestling.tk: Name Associations, shall we?

Firestarter: Okay, shoot.

BBAWrestling.tk: Calypso

Firestarter: Leadership

BBAWrestling.tk: Flawless

Firestarter: English as a second language classes

BBAWrestling.tk: Chuck Fury

Firestarter: Umm, large and annoying

BBAWrestling.tk: Triple A

Firestarter: Down syndrome

BBAWrestling.tk: Viper

Firestarter: Umm, impressive

BBAWrestling.cjb.net: Alright that's enough of that. Any last words for the people at home?

Firestarter: Umm yes, I want to say everyone keep watching and get ready for a strange alliance to come, as well as some great hardcore action at the PPV. Also, look for the emergence of a new wrestler fresh from the bowels of hell very soon after the PPV. Thanks and DIE!!!!!

BBAWrestling.tk: Haha, thank you Firestarter. It was a pleasure talking to you.

Firestarter: You too man.

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