CDP, a podcast by cliff
DISCLAIM: CDP Podcast contains strong adult language. It is meant for mature listeners, age 18 and above only.
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Older Podcast Episodes:
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Coming... [Episode xx] Sugar Daddy and Mb
A new gay term - Mb, right out off some trashy Parks in ShangHai China.
Coming... [vCast 08] Problem 010
Up Next... [vCast 07] Second Heat Wave Stricks
02-06-07 [Episode 100] GGG NEW
Just when you thought it cannot get any gayer, something is gayer: the cable networks are becoming super gay, especially Lifetime and Oxygen. Wait, did they find the gay oxygen? Because I might need some of it.
12-27-06 [Episode 99] Storming Bitch (Part 01) NEW
I went to downtown in hopes of seeing hot guys, on the street and in the court (traffic court). But no, the biggest storm in a decade hitting the Northwest America had to come at the day when I decide to seduce some hot guys. I think the storm might had made me extra horny?
12-18-06 [Episode 98] It's not What I Heard! (Part 02) NEW
As Cliffy was back in school after one year break, he was a bit off track. A hot guy was what I needed to override a bad week. Oh, hot Russian, Engineer Major - Cliffy was ready to put out.
12-10-06 [Episode 97] It's not What I Heard! (Part 01) NEW
Cliff is back to school as a Junior in a city college - Portland State University located in the fabulous downtown Portland Oregon. Guess what he had mapped out first?
11-10-06 [Special vCast 08] Seattle Power Dinner 08
[Part 08 (Final): The Whore Drink]
The Possie went to the Westin Hotel to have a drink. Guess what Cliffy ordered? John Ong called it - "The Whore Drink".
10-27-06 [Special vCast 07] Seattle Power Dinner 07
[Part 07: Take Over the Leftovers]
John Ong almost attacked the waiter when he tried to take away the left overs. Everyone was done eating, but John was set to finish eating the left overs. Oh Dear!
10-25-06 [Episode 96] VS. OFF
The gay community is not a friendly one when it comes to popularity, so as for the celebrity babies.
10-12-06 [Special vCast 06] Seattle Power Dinner 06
[Part 06: Next Big Food Critic]
Yeap, we are still eating. And John Ong is going take over the Food Network. Here is his audition tape for as a food critic.
09-22-06 [Special vCast 05] Seattle Power Dinner 05
[Part 05: Chinese Black Egg]
Oh, Dear! It is not a century old egg; it is just a preserved egg. What? What happened when Madge tasted it?
09-21-06 [Special vCast 04] Seattle Power Dinner 04
[Part 04: Not Enough Space on the Table]
Just how many dishes did John Ong order? Well, we did not have enough space on the table to put all the dishes; and we got the biggest table in the restaurant!!!
09-19-06 [Special vCast 03] Seattle Power Dinner 03
[Part 03: Taste Like Madge?!]
The dishes were on the table, and then John Ong was in Heaven.
09-15-06 [Episode 95] Gays Only NEW
LOL Can Cliffy get more discriminatory than he already is? Oh, you bet. Cliffy is going after the Pad-Handlers, the ugly hugs, the wasted straight girls, and European straight guys. Homos, let's get our gay clubs back. Let's put a segregation out. Gay clubs are for gays only. Everybody else get the hell out.
09-12-06 [Special vCast 02] Seattle Power Dinner 02
[Part 02: The Never Ending Ordering]
Ah... everything looks so so so delicious! I want to ordering everything. Oh, that's John Ong.
Cliffy just needs his ice water.
09-08-06 [Episode 94] G for Gays, and Q for Queens
MUST LISTEN Cliffy took a road trip up to Seattle from Portland, to meet up with John Ong, and check out the Seattle's gay scene.
09-06-06 [Special vCast 01] Seattle Power Dinner 01 Intro
Cliffy, John Ong and Rebecca Nay (Tranny Wreck Radio) met up in Seattle and had a power dinner.
Oh, John was so very exicted as he was reading the menu. Trust me, he wanted to order everything!
John Ong and Cliffy having Podcaster Power Dinner. Can you believe that I am actually eating?
08-31-06 [Episode 93] Omega Alpha Beta Gamma Bitch NEW
Okay. Cliffy's loving Paris Hilton's new singles and the remixes, cannot stop dancing to it in the Club. Deal with it. Bitches! Because IT IS HOT.
08-24-06 [Episode 92] I am the next Design Star
After rearranging the furnitures in my room, and clean out some trash, Cliffy is really to take on HGTV. Oh, yeah I am the next flaming gay designer super star.
08-16-06 [Episode 91] Food & Porn?
JUST LIKE SOFT PORN Food Network is the new Porn Channel? Well, Cliffy tested out; and this is what happens when Cliffy is watching the boys from the Food Network Channel cooking. Be warned - it is too sexual.
08-09-06 [Episode 90] New Gay Mafia on the Block
Which Hollywood Star needs a gay mafia? Call Cliffy. I can give you eatting disorders.
08-02-06 [Episode 89] Re-Identification
Cliffy's first Gay Vibration; and you won't believe who he got it from.
Cliffy has had it. It is time for reinvention. It is time to change for a better life. Wait, I am still a whore, but a different type of whore.
07-25-06 [Episode 88] First Birthday
ONE YEAR OLD. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CDP!
CDP is going to be hot in the future. Why? The heat wave was the sign. CDP and Cliffy will be hot and nasty. Eat it up! Bitches & Bastards.
07-20-06 [Episode 87] Journal - Summer July 2006
DJ Stopped The Music! Oh my god, the world is coming to an end. Wait! I haven't stripped yet.
07-14-06 [Episode 86] Dancing Reality
"So you think are hot". Ah, yeah, the men are hot from "So you think you can dance." SPIN..., Dancing Queens, SPIN.
07-05-06 [Episode 85] Summer Love
Must Listen How many personality does Cliffy have? Two new ones had revealed. Keep track, Cliffy Fans.
06-29-06 [Episode 84] Problematic - Sales Whore
With a waist size 28 (between 28 and 29), I need smaller and tighter pants, OKAY....
and What strip tease?
06-22-06 [Episode 83] The 4TH Most Sexy Body Part
The gay pride party Cliffy's attent: Cliffy was a little bit off, actually way off.
and Oh, a new, very hot, very pornographic video cast idea! Ger really to have an erection!
06-15-06 [Episode 82] As the Season Ends
Cliffy Reflects on the Season of Great TVs, and hot men. Oh... Cliffy's life with Madonna.
06-08-06 [Episode 81] Popularity Contest
Madonna made a surprising visit to CDP with a surprising move.
05-31-06 [Episode 80] The African Surprise
This is Hollywood everywhere, even in Africa. This is the story of Angelina Jolie giving birth.
05-24-06 [Episode 79] The Darfur Escape
Joint the crowd in Darfur, Nicole Richie and Lara Flynn Boyle. We are all in the country of Darfur of Africa, and crazy shit happened.
05-16-06 [Episode 78] The Darfur Diet
XXX THIS IS WHAT CDP IS ALL ABOUT
Cliffy and Linsay Lohan went to Darfur in Africa for to test out a new Diet/Exercise, but we find more than we looking for.
05-10-06 [Episode 77] Jealous, JeaRous, JeaLOs
CRAZY AN EPISODE YOU CANNOT AFFORD TO MISS
The last battle of American Next Top Power Bottom, and guess who are the last two: Cliffy and Ragan Fox. Cliffy will show you why this Asian Ass is your Amiercan Next Top Power Bottom. Take that Foxy Ragan. JeaLOs...
05-05-06 [Episode 76] First Tweenky!
If I am the boy toy of the First Gentleman, would I be the First Tweenky?
05-01-06 [Episode 75] So Sure, Spring Has Arrived
Scandles, sex scandles... Oh, why am I not in any of them? I am gonna make one.
04-24-06 [Episode 74] Home of the Hotties
Why am I so Racist?! Because the United States of America is home of the Hotties. This country is a hottie factory, hotties mating ground, and a hotties breeding ground.
04-21-06 [Episode 73] The Journey (Part 02)
This is how you enter USA legally. Learn something from this, Illegal immigrates.
04-18-06 [Episode 72] The Journey (Part 01)
Inspired by the interview by John Ong, I tell the full story of my Journey to the United States of America from China.
04-12-06 [Episode 71] Gay The World 04
No More Fat Whores!!! Send them to Singapore to practice Cliffy's new show "Singapore Government Sponsored Fat Camp" to lose weight and develope eating disorder.
04-07-06 [Episode 70] Same Old Junk
Naomi Campbell is back. Yeah, the Bitch is back. and Cliffy decides to go all bitchy, too.
P.S. No more junk/spam emails and comments.
03-31-06 [Episode 69] Outing of a Gay
Saturday - March 25, 2006 - I went out.
The hot gay couple + slave Asian Guy + awkard Asian Gay guy + Hot Straight Dirty Rocker dressed in a Suit + the jumpy sailor.
03-28-06 [Episode 68] Models
Addiction to the Modeling/Fashion Industrial. From American Next Top Model on TV, to Male Model TV and MODTV:Fashion Television for Video Podcast - Thank GOD for Male Model TV. (and) The latest addiction - MTV's "8th & Ocean" - a show about what else, young hot models.
03-23-06 [Episode 67] Who's not Having an Eatting Disorder?
Guess Staring Dennis Quaid. Oh... Jennifer Aniston Dropped by.
03-20-06 [vCast 05] Spring Break Stripped
Naked!!! Yeah! Spring Break!!!
Boxer Brief is coming off.
03-15-06 [Episode 66] Eat it!!!
You thought ETHS was sexual. Wait until you hear the uncut version.
03-08-06 [Episode 65] My Depression (Part 02)
Damn these shorter Asian queens in the club.
Why are the not fat?

New Term: GROIN RAPE
When somebody comes from your behind, and stack his groin against your ass and then rob his groin against your ass.

03-04-06 [Vcast 04] Clearance over the Junior Department
With Birthday shopping spread, Cliffy is off to shop like a crazy. Oh, forgot don't have that much money. No worry, go for the Clearance.
03-01-06 [Episode 64] My Depression (Part 01)
This is war... Cliffy's complicated sources of his recent depression. What, I am the one and only homosexual, flamboyant, work-out-holic, anorexic, extremely prejudices and psychotic chinese talk queen... I got issues. You have a problem?
02-23-06 [Episode 63] Gym Outrage 03
It is Febulary, many has already given up on the new year resolution on losing weight.
Just let Cliffy make fun of fat donut ass people, that is his therapy.
02-20-06 [Episode 62] Dance, Dance, Star-volution
Everybody is dancing, and Cliffy is the one and only Chinese Dance Queen.
02-17-06 [Episode 61] Arctic Blast
Cliffy and Jake Gyllenhaal's homosexual intercourse could save the world from giant icy hurricane. There should be a remake of "The Day After Tomorrow" feature the homosexual intercourse of Cliffy and Jake Gyllenhaal.
02-11-06 [Vcast 03] Strip Tease Mating Call
Smoking!!! Smoking Sexy! Almost Pornographic!

I am so addicted to Stripping now, and that's how I show affection.
Be aware!
This strip tease is Sensual, Sexual, Ass-Licious, Lustful, Seductive, and hormones-pumping.
NOT FOR KIDS!!!

02-08-06 [Episode 60] This Kind of Construction Surgery
Funny!!! A little Audio Blog about my Sickness, from how I got it to how I treated it.
Some crazy girls got me into big soda can cucumber cocks; and now I am thinking an Constructive Sugery, and Surgery would take my Queen Bottom to the Next Level...

*Thanks to PNS for an Fab Audio

02-05-06 [Episode 59] Banquets
Cliffy is full of bad attitudes when it comes to Chinese New Year. For Cliffy, this year, it was all about to make other people feel bad about themselves.
Also, Cliffy's watching "The Wedding Banquet" again for the x times.
01-31-06 [Episode 58] Stereotypical Embarrassment
"American Idol" lets out all the sterotypical embrassments of different groups, such as the ghetto black and the LGBT. Well... Say all you want, I still love Simon.
Also Including: My Audition for American Idol.
1-18-06 [Episode 57] Gay the World
Gay TV trend: ABC is gayer than NBC.
Gay Kissing + Gay Love on the "Desperate Housewives"; and many, many gay people on the new upcoming sitcoms...
1-12-06 [Episode 56] Shop Until You Bankrupt
Seriously, I need a new credit card.
1-09-06 [Episode 55] Mad Queen Stormia
Lost Episode
Everything I am mad about, and I am releasing it out. Watch out, Hurri-queen Cliffia.
Cliffy got that itch for stardom... He has not even gotten his first 15 minutes of fame, he is already think about his second 15 minutes.
1-05-06 [Episode 54] Confessions of a Chinese Talk Queen
First time, Cliffy opens up and talks about the fell out of Pure Cast Media, CDP's former host. The first time, Cliffy thanks the fans and people who helped Cliffy and CDP.
CDP's new home is Podshow. and guess who is there, too - Soccer Girl Incorporated. Now the Podshow has the two most priced, and most sexually charged body parts of podcast world: Soccer Girl's Giant Photoshoped Breasts, and Cliffy's natrual Ass.
1-02-06 [Vcast 02] Happy Intoxication Part 02 + 03
HOT!!! Part 02 [Song of Intoxication]: A song written by Cliffy to celebrate the holidays and alcohol; it is called none other than: "Happy Intoxication". Start Drinking, people!
Part 03 [Bedroom Strip (Intoxicated)]: Oh, yeah, Cliffy stripped!!! You all are getting very lucky! Aroused?! You better be!!!
12-30-05 [Vcast 01] Happy Intoxication Part 01
Yeah! First Video Cast Ever!!!
Cliffy is slightly (just slightly drunk) and lonely. So he/she sings a song. God! Is he off key! Way-off.
12-26-05 [Episode 53] Xmas-ed and Tapped
<The Slut is Back!>
Be awared of what is coming out of your mouth. Holiday greetings might piss of different people. Talking to your relatives on the phone? The government is listening. Oh, Does the National Security monitor the C*m in my mouth?
12-21-05 [Episode 52] Black Out (Part Two)
Another stop for Black Friday: shop until you drop. People, shop, it is up to you to restore the economy of the United States of America.
Second Stop: at Fry's Electronic Super Store --- Hot guys (many hot nerds) in white shirt and a tie with all the hot gadgets in the world? Digital Store Heaven for Cliffy. Oh, So much love and rocking in the back, a.k.a. storage room.
12-19-05 [Episode 51] Black Out (Part One)
Memory of Black Friday 2005:
Get prepared for Black Firday: wake up early, and be agressive, be be agressive.
First Stop: at Staples --- Scream, Break Down, Hatred and Hell.
[CDP] is a podcast station based in Portland, Oregon. Hosted by the fabulous and outragous Cliffy. The topics and things are being talked about on this podcast is not for children, conservertives (a.k.a. republicants), and straight Christians and other crazy religious radical groups, especially, not for young innocent children. Well, the reason being, I am gay and not religious at all (all though, I am very superstitious), and inevitably will talk about gay issues, and speak my mind. Besides, I am Chinese, the most fashionable, talktive and the horniest queens on earth.
So, bitches and bastards, sockers and recievers, watch out and tune in.
[Agenda] Oh my god, this homo has an agenda? Well, did you bitches see the beautiful flora picture on my web side? I am a graphic design, so if you like my design and you are a medium to a big design firm, you can contact me. And, actually, I also would like to work a prepress job. I am great with computers.
Actually, there is another agenda, my fairy-queen-grand wish. Recently, my fairy god mother just down graded from princess to nothing. So, in hopes and hopes, via this podcast, I can raise above and trash up to queenship. And my fairy god mother, that big giant fat bitch can suck it up.
Cliffy's Guess Appearnces
Onling Podcast - Interviewed by John Ong (Part 02) NEW
Onling Podcast - Interviewed by John Ong (Part 01) NEW
Eat This Hot Show - Episode 27 SMOKING INSANE
Eat This Hot Show - Episode 10
Website: [Cliff's Websites]
[cdp] http://www.geocities.com/cdp_podcast
[cliffy's graphic designer Site]
Contact: [email] [email protected]
Links: [Podcast Shows]
[PNSexplosion] - Patrick, Noah, Scott
[Fox and the City] - Ragan Fox
[Lucky Bitch Radio] - Wanda Wisdom
[Yeast Radio] - Madge Weinstein
[Eat This Hot Show] - Wanda, Ragan, Madge
[Ongline] - John Ong
[Feast of Fools] - Festo & Mark
[Twinkleboi (UK)] - Twinkle
[StarCast] - Scott B.
[The Other O Show] - Omar featuring Alfredo
[Queerspresso] Podcastique + Higher Things Radio
[Tranny Wreck] - Rebecca Nay (Portland, Oregon)
Links: [Blogs]
[Hipperspective] - Daily blog about Queer Podcasts
[Northwest Noise] - Lists of Podcasts of North Weast
[Podcast Soup] - Blog about Queer Podcasts and Directors
Links: [Online Queer Community]
[qPodder.org] - Queer Podcast Directory
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