Radio Ranting
Good morning, good morning, good morning,
What’s up brother?
That’s a nice shirt Jim,
I need that commercial now, it starts at eleven
I still can’t find my coffee mug,
Look they’re arresting the drunks across the street
I haven’t downloaded it yet
I feel good about being me
I have 36 one minute spots to get on today’s log
I love me
The phone rings the phone rings, the fax
Jeez the guy eats a lot
I am an eating machine
Where’s Bill
Tell him line six is for him
Yeah
Occasionally
Not all the time
What is that once a week, maybe twice
I have had enough, enough
Shake that thing… bubalubaluba shake that thing, word
Is it warm out Cindy
Can I go run and get the mail
Oh shit
When I see you
Have you seen that new Jewel video
That video is raunchy, nasty,
Now she’s holding a puppy
Is she getting hosed?
The phone rings the phone rings, the fax
Is this where it starts to get skanky
Can you get me a slurpee
I swear to got Jim is deaf
Are you giving this to
Is Renn coming back
Is
They’re a bunch of dumbasses
Cut one hundred and seventy six…. Mark…
Run these in news TFN?
Rock your body… dance
with me
The phone rings the phone rings, the fax
He is… just a sec.
Is this just a straight read with music?
Phone
What happened to that commercial for
Dammit this
can’t start today
I have no room on the logs
Hi, hi, hi, hi,
I won a contest
The phone rings the phone rings, the fax
Playing today’s best music we’re
I’ll take the third caller through right now…
How much does it cost…
Can I get something on swap shop…
I’ve lost my dog
I’ve found a wallet
What was that song
What was that song
What was that song
21-22 needs to be in there by
Renn said
he would be back by four
Do you love radio
I love radio, why, do you have a million commercials
for me
The phone rings the phone rings, the fax
Can I get information on how much it costs for ads and
stuff
How do I get a public announcement put on the radio.
If I can’t have you I’ll
be single for the rest of my life
Oh hey the phone – what!
There’s a change to this script, sorry its my fault.
Hurry, this starts in ten minutes.
It’s the freaking
weekend baby gonna have me some fun
Is it just busy like this just because of
I just pulled this off my computer,
Its ok, I talked to her its
fixed
Its ok, I have them all voiced
Tomorrow I’m going to do nothing but logs
The phone rings the phone rings, the fax
The phone rings the phone rings, the fax
The phone rings the phone rings, the fax
He can’t take the phone right now he’s about to do the
news
Fuck
What time is it
The phone rings the phone rings, the fax
Do you have that number for the guy on swap shop
Mix 100…
You said you have a phone book on your desk, my phone
book went missing
Goodbye comrades, be ready to fight another battle
tomorrow
Knock, knock, knock,
You guys had on earlier today about 25 cent hot wings,
where was that
21-22 is due, right, yeah it
runs right now in this break
this is a
fucking pain in the ass
revel, revel, in your love
he said
it wasn’t even scheduled, so I will throw it in,
kay man, I’m going home
I’m going to lock this door now, kay
goodnight,
have a good one
see you
tomorrow
bye, later,
later