Kissing rules

       

 

      1) When Kissing make sure your eyes are closed.

      2) When you are kissing someone make sure it is not someone else’s boyfriend or girlfriend!!

      3) You may NOT eat pizza anytime before you make out.

      4) If a person is a bad kisser, you MAY NOT stop and leave at anytime, it’s rude.

      5) A person with braces may not kiss another person who has them.

      6) When kissing make sure your hands are where there allowed (they can wander sometimes and some people don’t like that)

      7) NEVER ask someone if you’re a good kisser, you will either get a wrong answer, or the truth will hurt you.

      8) If you were expecting More than kissing don’t complain, you will get less the next time.

      9) Kissing more than one person in a day can result in you not being allowed to kiss one of those parties anymore.

 

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CODE:

If you love someone, show him or her and say so!

 

STATEMENT:

If a kiss is the language of love, then we have lot to talk about!

 

METHODS OF KISSING:

 

Kiss on the ear = "I'm Horny"

 

Kiss on the cheek = "We're Friends"

 

Kiss on the hand = "I Adore You"

 

Kiss on the shoulder = "I Want You"

 

Kiss on the lips = "I Love You"

 

Kiss on everywhere else = "Let's get Busy"

 

Holding hands = "We Can Learn To Love Each Other"

 

A wink = "Let's Get It On"

 

Slap on the butt = "Watch Out"

 

Playing with the ear = "I Can't Live Without You"

 

Arms around the waist = "I Love You To Much To Let Go"

 

Pulling hair on head = "Tell Me You Love Me"

 

Looking into each other's eyes = "Let's Get Romantic"

 

Holding on tight = "Don't Let Go"

 

 

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