Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women

(And what they actually mean)

 

      10. I think of you as a brother.

      (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.")

 

      9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (I don't want you’re my dad.)

 

      8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.

      (You are the ugly dork I've ever laid eyes on.)

 

      7. My life is too complicated right now.

      (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone

      calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)

 

      6. I've got a boyfriend.

      (I prefer my male cat and a half-gallon of Ben and Jerry's.)

 

      5. I don't date men where I work.

      (I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system',

      much less the same building.)

 

      4. It's not you. It’s me. (It's you.)

 

      3. I'm concentrating on my career.

      (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)

 

      2. I'm celibate.

      (I've sworn off only the men like you.)

 

      1. Let's be friends.

      (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about

      all the other men I meet. It's the male perspective thing.) =). Later

              

 

T-SHIRTS FOR WOMEN WHO TAKE NO CRAP FROM "BOYS":

 

 

      01. I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.

      02. Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.

      03. Remember my name - you'll be screaming it later.

      04. Of course I don't look busy...I did it right the first time.

      05. Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?

      06. I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.

      07. Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.

      08. You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP!

      09. Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

      10. Guys have feelings too. But like. Who cares?

      11. I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.

      12. Next mood swing...6 minutes.

      13. I hate everybody and you're next

      14. Please don't make me kill you.

      15. And your point is...?

      16. I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.

      17. All stressed out and no one to choke.

      18. I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.

      19. How can I miss you if you won't go away?

      20. Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.

      LOL LOL LOL------take that!!! =).... Later

 

         

Oh yeah... This is " The Top Ten-Rejection Line for Guys "

 

      10. I think of you as a sister...(you're not my style)

 

      9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You’re an old ugly bitch)

 

      8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way (You must wear more sexy clothes such as Victoria secret)

 

      7. My life is too complicated right now. (You bother me)

 

      6. I've got a girlfriend...(I’m sorry...)

 

      5. I don't date women where I work. (Stay far away from me, please.)

 

      4. It's not you. It’s me. (Behavior yourself)

 

      3. I'm concentrating on my career. (You waste my time)

 

      2. I'm celibate...(You does not fit for me...)

 

1. Let's be friends...(you're not beauty, but rich! Might come in handy)

 

 

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