CONVERSATION  BETWEEN

A SOFTWARE ENGINEER & HIS WIFE

 

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Husband :(returning late from work)

               :"Good evening dear, I have now logged in."

 

Wife        : Have you brought the grocery ?

 

Husband : Bad command or file name.

 

Wife        : But I told you in the morning.

 

Husband : Erroneous syntax. Abort?

 

Wife        : What about my new TV?

 

Husband : Variable not found...

 

Wife        : At least give me your credit card, I want to do some shopping.

 

Husband : Sharing Violation. Access Denied...

 

Wife        : Do you love me or do you only love computers, or just being funny?

 

Husband : Too many parameters.

 

Wife        : It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.

 

Husband : Data type mismatch.

 

Wife        : You're useless.

 

Husband : Its by default.

 

Wife        : What about your salary?

 

Husband : File in use.. Try after sometime.

 

Wife        : What is my value in the family.

 

Husband : Unknown Virus...

 

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