| When We Ruled the World..... |
| When i'm older I hope to be in a band called "When We Rule the World...", here you can find out what we *would* actually do when we rule the world. You can also find many reasons here to make sure we never rule the world! |
| Pop music would be banned. |
| Goths would have all their Cd's shoved up their anal orophasis'. |
| All members of Westlife and Hear'Say would be made to listen to their own records on a continous loop in a padded cell for a year. |
| Everyone must play at least 3 songs by The Strokes a day. |
| Everyone must own a shrine to When We Rule the World... |
| Everyone must own a pair of jeans. |
| The only lessons taught in public schools would be drama, textiles, food, PE (no athletics or cross country), english and french. |
| Everyone must either speak english or french. |
| Harry Potter books would be re-written by Satan. |
| Asda would sell chocolate microscopes and those guitars that are like double guitars. |
| Brownies would be placed into a tank full of Great White Sharks. |
| Baked beans would be exterminated. |
| Tina from S Club would be booked onto the next available flight to Pluto. |
| The Simpsons would be shown 5 times a day. |
| Ice cream and chocolate wouldn't be fattening. |
| There would be a channel devoted to Sailor Moon. |
| We would all wear the uniform from Card Captor Sakura to school. |
| Everyone would have their own guide in life such as Luna (Sailor Moon) or Kero (CCS). Personally, I would have Artemis. |
| I would have completely free text messages for life on my phone. |
| No-one would die lonely. |
| I would be a bass guitarist in a band. |
| All cute poeple would be shrunk and kept in glass jars (obviously with plenty of air and food etc). |
| I would share a huge mansion with all my mates. |
| I would be able to do my hair like Sailor Moon. |
| I would own all the Clow Cards. |
| I would have Matilda's powers. |
| Masturbation would NOT be a crime! |