When We Ruled the World..... |
When i'm older I hope to be in a band called "When We Rule the World...", here you can find out what we *would* actually do when we rule the world. You can also find many reasons here to make sure we never rule the world! |
Pop music would be banned. |
Goths would have all their Cd's shoved up their anal orophasis'. |
All members of Westlife and Hear'Say would be made to listen to their own records on a continous loop in a padded cell for a year. |
Everyone must play at least 3 songs by The Strokes a day. |
Everyone must own a shrine to When We Rule the World... |
Everyone must own a pair of jeans. |
The only lessons taught in public schools would be drama, textiles, food, PE (no athletics or cross country), english and french. |
Everyone must either speak english or french. |
Harry Potter books would be re-written by Satan. |
Asda would sell chocolate microscopes and those guitars that are like double guitars. |
Brownies would be placed into a tank full of Great White Sharks. |
Baked beans would be exterminated. |
Tina from S Club would be booked onto the next available flight to Pluto. |
The Simpsons would be shown 5 times a day. |
Ice cream and chocolate wouldn't be fattening. |
There would be a channel devoted to Sailor Moon. |
We would all wear the uniform from Card Captor Sakura to school. |
Everyone would have their own guide in life such as Luna (Sailor Moon) or Kero (CCS). Personally, I would have Artemis. |
I would have completely free text messages for life on my phone. |
No-one would die lonely. |
I would be a bass guitarist in a band. |
All cute poeple would be shrunk and kept in glass jars (obviously with plenty of air and food etc). |
I would share a huge mansion with all my mates. |
I would be able to do my hair like Sailor Moon. |
I would own all the Clow Cards. |
I would have Matilda's powers. |
Masturbation would NOT be a crime! |