(Look at us, sluts)
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| Cheerleaders - The Truth* | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Many people are lead to believe that all cheerleaders are total sluts. Well, those who do are right. We are all sluts. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| So what actually goes on at football matches? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| If you've ever been to a local football match you will have seen the cheerleaders performing they're dance on the pitch but where do they go after theyre done theyre bit? As part of our training we learn how to give fantastic blow jobs and when we're not on the pitch we are 'entertaining' the crowd for a small fee of course. And then, when half time comes, it is our job to 'motivate' the players ;) | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| What's the deal with the outfits? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| The kits we wear are actually specially made to rise up when we are dancing. The organisers at the football matches also insist that we wear white lacey thongs under our skirts - I wonder why that is? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| How do you win cheerleading competitions? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| There is only one way to win competitions - sleep with the judges. It's not really a competition to see who can perform the best dance, it's really to see who can give the judge the most pleasure. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Why do cheerleaders make those stupid faces? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| While the cheerleading captain sleeps with the judge at the competition, the rest of the squad have to make the most slutty faces at all the other judges in order to swing the vote. These faces involve winking, blowing kisses and giving a bit of tongue action. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| What happens in the changing rooms? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Everyone knows that the girls wlaking around in theyre underwear in the changing rooms at school is just a myth. But, us cheerleaders do all the time and because we're all sluts you get to see a good variety of sexy underwear. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| What are the entry requirements to be a cheerleader? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| All cheerleaders must have at least 2 years experience in giving sexual pleasure to both male and female customers. They also need to have at least a DD bra size and it is recommended that you have blonde hair. No one is allowd to become a cheerleader if they have an IQ of over 50. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| The Ashton Angels do they're thang! (Look at us, sluts) |
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| *Ok I have been advised to do this for my posistion in the sqaud - Cheerleader's are obviously no all sluts especially not the Ashton Angels, they all rock! Anything mentioned in the above page and the quiz is just a joke derived from the stereotypical teasing I get from my associates. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||