Condit's not even a SUSPECT??
by Sabrina Bardowell

Isn't it kind of funny that Gary Condit isn't even a possible suspect in the whole Chandra Levy case?
...you can practically see his wolf tail poking out of the sheep wool disguise...

Carrot Juice is Murder!
by Ian Kay

The first of the contravercial "Domo Arigato, Mr. Lariat-O" columns, on why naturalists, environmentalists and vegitarians are contradictive harpies.