In a
castle, on a mountain
Near the dark and murky Rhine,
Dwelt a doctor, the concoctor, of the monster, Frankenstein.
Oh my monster oh my monster, Oh my monster, Frankenstein,
You were built to last forever, Dreadful scary Frankenstein.
In a
graveyard near the castle,
Where the moon refused to shine, He dug for noses and for toeses
For his monster, Frankenstein.
Oh my monster oh my monster, Oh my monster, Frankenstein,
You were built to last forever, Dreadful scary Frankenstein.
JAWS, A mouth, a great big
mouth
TEETH, The things that kinda crunch
BITE, The friendly sharks "hello"
US His favourite juicy lunch
BLOOD That turns the ocean red
CHOMP That means the sharks been fed
GULP That means that we are dead
and that will bring us back to
JAWS! JAWS! JAWS! JAWS!
Great green globs of
Greasy, grimy gopher guts,
Mutilated monkey meat,
Little birdies' terdy feet.
French fried eyeballs
Swimming in a sea of sick.
And I forgot my spoon!
But I've got a straw...
And here's a
Bananas unite!
Peel bananas, peel, peel bananas,
Peel bananas, peel, peel bananas.
Slice bananas, slice, slice bananas,
Slice bananas, slice, slice bananas.
Eat bananas, eat, eat bananas,
Eat bananas, eat, eat bananas.
Go bananas, go, go bananas,
Go bananas, go, go bananas!
O,
the grand old Captain Kirk He has five hundred men
He beamed them up to the Enterprise And he beamed them down again
And when they were up they were up (stand up)
And when they were down they were down (squat down)
And when they were only half way up (hover half way)
They were nowhere to be found (stand up, squat down quickly)
My dog Jelly likes to roam,
One day Jelly left his home
He came back all nice and clean,
Where oh where has Jelly been?
Chorus:
Jelly been, Jelly been,
Where oh where has Jelly been?
Sing the verse as many times as people can come up with substitutions for "Jelly".
i.e. LIMA, GREEN, BROWN, BAKED, RUNNER, COFFEE, REFRIED, MISTER or HUMAN
(to the tune of "On Top of Old Smokey")
On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese,
I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed.
It rolled off the table and onto the floor,
And then my poor meatball rolled out of the door.
It rolled through the garden and under a bush,
And then my poor meatball was nothing but mush.
The mush was as tasty, as tasty could be,
And later that summer, there sprouted a tree.
The tree was all covered with beautiful moss,
And on it grew meatballs in tomato sauce!
...repeat counting down until...
Because Alice is a horse!
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Actions: Everyone puts their arms around the shoulders of their neighbours. When you get to the number of humps in each line, everyone bends their knees. At "boom boom boom", everyone bumps bums with their neighbours. |
I'm being swallowed by a Boa Constrictor,
I'm being swallowed by a Boa Constrictor
and I don't like it at all!
verse 1: Oh no, he swallowed
my toe!
CHORUS
verse 2: Oh no, he swallowed my toe!
Oh me, he swallowed my knee!
CHORUS
verse 3: Oh no, he swallowed my toe!
Oh me, he swallowed my knee!
Oh my, he swallowed my thigh!
CHORUS
verse 4: Oh no, he swallowed my toe!
Oh me, he swallowed my knee!
Oh my, he swallowed my thigh!
Oh fiddle, he swallowed my middle!
CHORUS
verse 5: Oh no, he swallowed my toe!
Oh me, he swallowed my knee!
Oh my, he swallowed my thigh!
Oh fiddle, he swallowed my middle!
Oh heck, he swallowed my
neck!
CHORUS
verse 6: Oh no, he swallowed my toe!
Oh me, he swallowed my knee!
Oh my, he swallowed my thigh!
Oh fiddle, he swallowed my middle!
Oh heck, he swallowed my neck!
Oh dread, he swallowed my ----
I'm dead!
There's a hole in the bottom of the sea.
There's a hole in the bottom of the sea.
There's a hole, there's a hole,
There's a hole in the bottom of the sea.
There's a log in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
There's a log in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
There's a hole, there's a hole,
There's a hole in the bottom of the sea.
There's a bump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
There's a bump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
There's a hole, there's a hole,
There's a hole in the bottom of the sea.
There's a Frog on the bump...
There's a wart on the frog...
There's a fly on the wart...