Scissor Sisters I Can't Decide It's not easy having yourself a good time Greasing up those bets and betters Watching out they don't four-letter Fuck and kiss you both at the same time Smells like something I'd forgotten Curled up, died and now it's rotten I'm not a gangster tonight Don't want to be a bad guy I'm just a loner baby And now you've gotten in my way I can't decide whether you should live or die Oh, you'll probably go to heaven Please don't hang your head and cry No wonder why m y heart feels dead inside It's cold and hard and petrified Lock the doors and close the blinds We're going for a ride It's a bitch convincing people to like you If I stop now call me a quitter If lies were cats you'd be a litter Pleasing everyone isn't like you Dancing jigs until I'm crippled Slug ten drinks I won't get pickled I've got to hand it to you You play by all the same rules It takes the truth to fool me And now you make me angry I can't decide whether you should live or die Oh, you'll probably go to heaven Please don't hang your head and cry No wonder why m y heart feels dead inside It's cold and hard and petrified Lock the doors and close the blinds We're going for a ride Oh I could throw you in the lake Or feed you poisoned birthday cake I wont deny I'm gonna miss you when you're gone Oh I could bury you alive but you might Crawl out with a knife and kill me when I'm sleeping -that's why I can't decide whether you should live or die Oh, you'll probably go to heaven Please don't hang your head and cry No wonder why m y heart feels dead inside It's cold and hard and petrified Lock the doors and close the blinds We're going for a ride