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How did I learn: To act like a bubble headed flake with a hyperactivity problem? I learned it through a variety of people and experiences. One instructive person was a nurse who was a friend of mine and she literally had adult attention deficit disorder. Acting like her wasn't something she openly suggested, but it was something she did. She was and is a riot to watch. She can never sit or stand still and I observed her flint around like a hyper lunatic and everyone loved her because of it. A second instructional person was a male friend I have who is always making jokes out of doctors whenever they give him a hard time. He has a lot of medical problems. I also learned it through deduction. What lightens up most conceited domineering abusive professional men who are posed and ready to launch into a tirade in a one on one office setting? A flaky hyperactive happy bubble headed female that is such a dunce she's oblivious to his attitude. How can a doctor continue to degrade and abuse a woman who cracks endless jokes at his stern expression and cruel statements and who may make a mockery out of any presented perversion he could come at her with. I can say things like, "Hey neat tongue depressor there. I wonder what it would take to convert it into a really big nifty tooth pick?!?!" When it comes time for the prescription antibiotic for sinus infection or whatever that really is there and major as well and the doctor insists he's going to give me a medication that I know makes me throw up, I can say, "Oh no! Give me some Zithromax please that other stuff just makes me worship the porcelain God nonstop and I don't need to go on a weight loss diet! I'm skinny enough as it is!" "Puking is bad, very bad, I don't like puking not one bit, it's just no fun at all, puking will make me miss work and then I'll get fired, fired is bad, very bad!" At this point the previously sullen and threatening doctor is defeated, the patient is such an idiot that there's nothing he can say or do to hurt her. I don't know if I'd suggest that other people try this. Perhaps only as a last ditch effort it is worth a try. I'm more than positive that it doesn't work all the time either. However, it shuts down some abusive doctors because it is probably the one thing they haven't had to cope with before. |
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