25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth, 'Cause I'm Kissin' You Goodbye

24. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure

23. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

22. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Target Shootin'

21. I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't
Run, So I Figure We Got An Even Deal

20. I Keep Forgettin' To Forget About You

19. Take Back Your Heart, I Ordered Liver

18. I Still Miss You, But My Aim's Gettin' Better

17. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cuz I'm Afraid She'd Win

16. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight

15. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here

14. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back And Cryin' Over You

13. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You!

12. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now

11. Your Train Got Off On The Wrong Track, Cuz You Keep Comin' Back To =
Me

10. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You!

9. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him

8. Please Bypass This Heart

7. She Got The Ring, And I Got The Finger

6. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat

5. You're The Reason The Kids Are So Ugly

4. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

3. She's Actin' Single, So I'm Drinkin' Doubles

2. You're Gettin' Better After Every Beer

And the number One C & W song of all time is:
1. I Haven't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women, But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few