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By the Man At the Bar.
Aries the lamb. Sunday dinner will be nice with roast potatoes and mint sauce. You will go down a treat. Think Ill just pop out for a swift one before its ready..
Lenny the Lion. ROAR! You are the king of the jungle, shame your stuck in that office. You know the boss hates your guts, even if he doesn't act like it. He is envious of you. He hates you with a passion you can only dream of. Go punch him, then phone his wife and tell her the truth about him and Daphne!
Aquarious the Fountain Your colon will explode on Tuesday.
Gemini the pyschzofrenic. You will be in two minds what to do today.
David the hedgehog. FREAK FREAK FREAK FREAK FREAK
Jenny the Barmaid. Go on love, just one more, please! I'll let ya shag me later if you want!
Bernard the Aardvark Your neighbour will be making love to your wife all week long. (this horiscope does not apply to women)
Legal Notice: The Man At the Bar is NOT a registered Psychic, he is a professional drinker, and as such does not have any magical powers to read the future. Please do not cross his palm with silver as he will only spend it on meths.
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